Thursday, January 24, 2008

Habs Enter Ninth Circle of Hell: Devils Game Preview and Open Thread

If hell has babes like this, I'm willing to put up with the heat

Waiting in line details - 7 PM start, Prudential Center, Newark. Watch your purses, ladies! Also, it's Nathan's Dollar Hot Dog Night! Mmmm, those are good dogs. Habs coming off a big 8-2 win over the Bruins and are 6-2-2 in their last 10. Devils equally hot, 7-3 in their last 10, and coming off their own big win, 7-3 over the Flyers. Habs' 8 goals and Devils' 7 were team highs for the year respectively.

OK let's take a deep breath and discuss how much the Habs suck against the Devils. Devils have beaten us 9 games in a row. NINE! Neuf. Nueve. Eight of those were regulation losses. Marty has won all of them, with a 1.76 GAA. In the last five against us, he's got a 0.79 GAA. Lifetime: 34-12-0 with five ties, a 1.74 GAA and eight shutouts. Mother of god. Habs last won in New Jersey back when George Bush had a 90% approval rating. That's a long fucking time ago. We are 1-21-4 in Jersey since 1993. We are FUCKED.

Pay your cover charge to - Interchangeable Parts. Our friends Pookie and Schnookie (may not be their real names) kick ass over there. Brilliant writing, huge following (hundreds of comments per post!), and even their own glossary. We are humbled to be in the same blogtopia with them.

Hot sexy Habs to watch - Big Tits had a pair against the Bruins and Kosto had the Gordie Howe hat trick. Streit had his first 3-point game of his career.

Hot sexy Devils to watch - the aforementioned Brodeur of course. Up front, Zach Parise leads the team with 44 points and had a hat trick against the Habs in the game in November.

Dancers working the evening shift - look for the exact same line-up as the Boston game. Even Carbo is not that stupid to change it up. Bégin is expected to play. Huet, despite being 0-7 against the Devils, will undoubtedly start. El Dandy is undoubtedly still pissed.

Standings are a weird fetish, but HF29 is hard for them - anyone look at them lately? Ottawa's coming back to the pack, and their bloggers are beginning to seriously panic. Habs only 6 points behind the Sens with a game in hand for the Division lead. Devils only 5 points behind with a game in hand for the Conference lead. I'm just sayin'.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - save your money for the big All-Star trip to Atlanta.

K let's hear what's on your dirty little minds.

56 comments:

Interchangeable Parts said...

We are humbled to be in the same blogtopia with them.

Right back at 'cha!

Wait a minute, you guys have won a game against us? We refuse to believe that! Categorically refuse!

Thanks for the link!

HabsFan29 said...

@IP - I think the one win was when the entire Devils team was suffering from Bird Flu. or Herpes. or something. I don't believe it either.

We'll see you tonight! Well, I'll be blind drunk, so "see" is a relative term.

bob said...

Looks like Big Tits are/is the flavor of the day.
How about Big Tits putting another pair up Marty’s pants.

kristin said...

Go Habs! Please Habs, win!

HabsFan29 said...

@Kristin - I'm getting real tired of you Flyers fans (Nadine too) asking us to do your dirty work for you ;)

We'll try, we'll try. But look at those numbers dammit!

Loser Domi said...

Hot sexy Habs to watch - Big Tits

Why do I have the feeling most men like watching big tits? Feeling them, even. hehehe

HabsFan29 said...

LD are you new around here?

we love our big tits. and Big Tits. and little tits. and Little Tits. If only there was a middle brother we could have Just the Right Size Tits

fezworth said...

Just the Right Size Tits is a little difficult. I think if another brother somehow appeared, we'd have to move to a more useful scale.

Sergei: B-Cup
Middle Brother: C-Cup
Andrei: D-Cup

And that even leaves room for another younger brother, or perhaps if their father decided HE wanted to join the NHL, he could be Double F-Cup

HabsFan29 said...

This hockey blog is turning into Fleshbot

(not that i mind...)

Loser Domi said...

@29: I was just going for the easy joke. Handful sized Tits maybe?

@fezworth: another brother: DoubleD cup
twins: 2Tits1cup

HabsFan29 said...

@LD - I know you were. So was I!

2Tits1cup. Killer!!!!

Loser Domi said...

and then if one dies, he can be Tits Up

Loser Domi said...

OOH! A narcoleptic brother: Sweet Dreams are Made of Tits

HabsFan29 said...

I think we should screw the hockey comments as we will just be losing 5-0 and make tits jokes all night

HabsFan29 said...

ps. in the most respectful way, of course

Loser Domi said...

I think we should screw the hockey comments as we will just be losing 5-0 and make tits jokes all night

In that case: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOxAVgGsshM

HabsFan29 said...

LD all that stuff is true!!!!

isn't it?

bob said...

HF29 you're the one who posted that game preview pic ...

If Tits don't come to mind looking at that, then Leafs games preview must be your tea cup.

HabsFan29 said...

touché bob!

HabsFan29 said...

game hasn't started and I think Marty made 3 saves already

HabsFan29 said...

jeebus that arena is fucking empty

HabsFan29 said...

Meh. game's over. if we don't score first in general we're fucked. against the Devils? no chance in hell

HabsFan29 said...

im happy no one's out there tonight. you don't want to see this inevitable 2-0 loss.

HabsFan29 said...

ok, maybe it'll be 3-0

HabsFan29 said...

this game is going nowhere fast

HabsFan29 said...

glimmer of hope...

HabsFan29 said...

...gone

HabsFan29 said...

... and back!

Koivu, Lapierre, Little Tits on the ice. weird!

HabsFan29 said...

NOW you guys are missing something!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

now you guys are REALLY missing something

fezworth said...

29, you crack me up. 10 or so posts about how we're dead, it's all over before it's begun, and now look!

HabsFan29 said...

fezworth we were NOWHERE in this game, than poof! wee start getting alot of shots and eventually some went in. i don't understand it. against Marty no less!

Baroque said...

I think all Canadiens fans have a strong tendency toward bipolar disorder.

Will they all have whiplash by the end of the season, I wonder?

HabsFan29 said...

Baroque I have whiplash NOW

Broton said...

A Win!!!

The Curse is Broken!

Couldn't watch it live or on the telly... thank mercy for internet radio!

-ROD

HabsFan29 said...

uh, hello broton ive got 40 seconds left here...

HabsFan29 said...

haha i had paused the PVR i was 40 seconds behind!!

wow. i cant believe it.

HabsFan29 said...

im still stunned. come back down 3-1 in the 3rd against the Devils??? on the last game before the all-star break???

seriously, sweet.

gazeux said...

Christ on a pony! What the fuck was that!? GO HABS GO!

Habsfan10 said...

What the hell? A win? In Jersey? Outshooting the Devils 30-13? 29, did your Mom make a trip to Newark?

Habsfan10 said...

18-3 shots on goal in the 3rd? Smolinski scored twice? What the hell is going on?

panger76 said...

HF29's Mom wins again!

HabsFan29 said...

gazeux, HF10 - i really don't know wtf is going on around here. it's the bizarro NHL or something.

HabsFan29 said...

my mom had nothing to do with this one everyone! it was all Habs. and the fact that the universe seems to have folded in on itself or something

Baroque said...

Somebody put a blindfold on their Brodeur voodoo doll in the third period?

Who knew Montreal was such a strong third-period team?

(Philly owes you one.)

Habsfan10 said...

I like this bizarro NHL.

Jesus, the whole box score is upside down. Turtleplek zeros across the board, but a goal apiece from Higgins and Koivu? The All-Star break is most certainly not welcome!!

HabsFan29 said...

and HF10 it was TWENTY shots in the 3rd. i heard it twice, checked it on 2 websites, cause i still don't believe it. and Smolinski went back in time. i told you - the universe is acting all Star Trek-y (sorry)

Habsfan10 said...

TSN sucks as usual, then, because their boxscore says 18. Hell, I would have been stunned to see 18 shots all game. These are not the Devils (or Habs) of recent years.

HabsFan29 said...

18 or 20, my mind is still blown

msevigny said...

Wow, I fell asleep during the first listening to the game on CJAD and I had this strange dream--I was eating this giant marshmallow, and then my dog told me that Brian Smolinski became an offensive powerhouse and Montreal actually made a successful comeback against Martin Brodeur. Then when I woke up--my pillow was gone!

HabsFan29 said...

@msevigny - hehehehe

CapsChick said...

Okay, coming EXTREMELY late to the party but I had to swing by and say how awesome that win was for the Habs!! I tuned in earlier and it was 3-1 Devils. I tuned in after the Caps game (down go the Laffs, by the way) and the Habs won - excellent, excellent stuff :)

The Habs are looking good, kids...I'm proud to call them my second team.

fezworth said...

A special game deserves a special game thread. 52 comments so far, well done everyone!

Bryan said...

i slept thru the 2nd and played CoD 4. came back at 3-2 and said what they hey... good thing i came back

Nadine said...

FHF: I'm so happy for you guys!

I watched the board throughout our game to see how yours went. That was an amazing turn-around!(Smolinski? Really? Well, all right then.)

Granted, I was snarling in the Philly stands while my guys were being all passive-aggressive with the Pens, so the Habs ended up being my adopted team for the night.

By the way, we beat on the Pens and we beat them.

See you later for our Feb. 16 and 17 Flyers-Habs showdown. (Happy frickin' Valentine's Day, no?)

HabsFan29 said...

Thx Nadine! yes, the Smolinski factor has surprised us all

Good jobs beating up on the Pens!! Put us alone in 4th lace in the East!

can't wait for the home and home!