Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Success: Habs 4, Sens 1. Epic FAIL: Bob's ability to multitask


int., Bob's office

JM: Bob, I'm having problems with D'Agostini. I need to bench him. Can you get Ryan White back up here so I can have that extra body?

Bob: Sure, no worries Jacques. You go back to coaching and being serious, I'll take care of that for you.

Bob: Now where did I put that number for the Bulldogs? Hmm. (into intercom to secretary) Rolande, get me Hamilton on the line. Brrrrrinnngg.

Guy Boucher: Hamilton here.

Bob: Guy mon ami, I need Ryan White up here pronto.

Guy: Pas de problème boss. He's on his way. I'm used to not having anyone around here anyway. BTW, will I be getting Sergei back soon?

Bob: Haha, good one. Merci Guy. (into intercom to secretary) Rolande, make me a reservation for lunch. My work here is done.

int., Bell Centre box, sometime in the first period

VP hockey operations Julien Brisebois: Good to see Ryan up here again. I have big plans for the kid.

Bob: Me too, I like him.

Julien: And you took care of that other thing, right? Sent notification to the league he's on the roster now?

Bob: Um, yeah, I did that... earlier. Yeah, earlier, that's the ticket. I made that call, sure. Spoke to, uh, what's-his-name at the league office. You know who I'm talking about. That guy? Excuse me for a sec, Julien. [leaps up, rushes out of box]

Julien: Where you going Bob?

Bob: Bathroom. I had Mexican for lunch.

25 comments:

Chenny13 said...

...You go back to coaching and being serious...

Nearly spit water all over my laptop.

This begs the question though, if Gomez was the Mexican that Bob ate, would it get his salary off the books?

GoldenGirl11 said...

Rolande? Interesting.

lawyergirl77 said...

GG11 - That photoshop is brilliant (as always)!!

And while your comment cracked me up, Chenny13, I ain't touching anything involving BG eating Gomez with a 10-ft-pole...

moeman said...

Maybe Bob had Viggo on his mind.

moeman said...

Tiger aunties up.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
He's so smooth that he didn't even realize that Bea Arthur is dead!

moeman said...

@GG, as an expert of the Blend tool you must admit that nothing suggests that it is a recent or a Photoshopped pic of Tiger and his FLA gal pals.

Also, why is it that I now scour all posted GG pics for hidden messages? (eg. I was/am sure there's some kinda inverted message in Bob's papers).

moeman said...

Whilst here, there's some new gloss today ...

moeman said...

Markov scrimmaged aujourd'hui et Webber is called up. CHeck those papers Bob.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
There is something on the paper but nothing too exciting given the snow, the shoveling and the 3 year old begging to go outside.

moeman said...

Weber in as Mara and Jaro 2 out,

http://www.rds.ca/canadien/chroniques/287813.html

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Also, do we have a nickname for Mara?

moeman said...

Thnx GG, I did a flip horizontal on the pic instead of holding the 24" iMac up to the mirror.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
I'm impressed. I'll make sure to make it more interesting from now on.

moeman said...

@GG, which is why we love this fucking blog/place/hangout.

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Whilst (still) here, apologies for a parody-less game thread yesterday kidz as I was drop dead tired after a way-too-busy day. I'll have to keep my Eight Seconds parody until the next Sens matCH-up.

Boob Gainey said...

Rolande?

French Canadian MILF?

Please let it be so.

Ronan said...

Why are we calling up Weber when Carle and Subban seem to be outplaying him? Especially since the latter 2 are bigger... who knows.


Mara's name should be either beard- or bear-related. Or both.

HabsFan29 said...

Great, Leafs are winning again.

btw for everyone commenting on "Rlande", there is actually a Rolande that is the assistant to the President of the Habs, which is where i got it from

sorry Boob, i think you'll be disappointed

moeman said...

@Ronan, so because Mara looks like a bear (cuddly?) and is a Dman, he could simply be nick'd bearD or TeDDy (although when I think of teddy, I think sexy, small, see-through, smoov, none which relate to Mara, NTTIAWWT).

Ronan said...

Mara does like to hug people...

Though now that I think about it, he bears (ha! oh me...) a striking resemblance to Yukon Cornelius (Mara for comparison)

HabsFan29 said...

@ronan - the resemblance is eerie!

moeman said...

@Ronan, nice. We already have our 'own' Cornelius but Yukon, may just stick. Plus its shorter. (Man is GG gonna have fun with Ronan's link).

Also, I type 'We' and 'our' because it just feels like family in here, plus we aren't just a bunCH of misfit boys and girls, or are we.

boob gainey said...

Weber has 6 points in 22 games.

Subban 15 in 26.

kevincrumbs said...

Leave PK in Hamilton. I don't need the Habs fucking him up by tossing him in for a couple of games and shattering his confidence. If we fuck someone up, I'd rather it be Swiss Miss II now that the Urologist has morphed into... uh, Swiss Miss Lite.

Ronan said...

@ kc
Swiss Miss Lite - twice the PP goals, 1/6 the cap hit!

Kmaxx said...

That's why we love this place so much...it just keeps giving!...