So the Habs have had a few days off in Phoenix before they play tomorrow night. In a Habs first, the players are staying at a vacation resort and have been allowed to invite a family member to relax with them. Sort of a vacation reward for losing the other night.
Unmarried members of the Habs were planning on catching up with their auto-erotic activities. Carey Price, one of the youngest members of the team, was excited for the free time. "I've played so many games lately, I just haven't had the time to uh, release, " Price confided to this reporter. "That's why I was off the other night in San Jose. I just couldn't concentrate. I've heard the hotel has an excellent PPV selection, so I plan on really letting go to clear my head(s) for the stretch run."