So the Habs have had a few days off in Phoenix before they play tomorrow night. In a Habs first, the players are staying at a vacation resort and have been allowed to invite a family member to relax with them. Sort of a vacation reward for losing the other night.Unmarried members of the Habs were planning on catching up with their auto-erotic activities. Carey Price, one of the youngest members of the team, was excited for the free time. "I've played so many games lately, I just haven't had the time to uh, release, " Price confided to this reporter. "That's why I was off the other night in San Jose. I just couldn't concentrate. I've heard the hotel has an excellent PPV selection, so I plan on really letting go to clear my head(s) for the stretch run."
7 comments:
LOL, thanks for the update guys...nice to see them being rewarded for the other night.
They better not have Do Not Masturb signs on the doors.
Did he really make that release comment? That is too funny
Good opportunity for him to test out his glove hand. Or is he better with the blocker?
Any truth to the rumor that the now infamous "Toronto Five" have not masturbate clauses in their contracts?
"do not masturb" and "glove hand"
way to make the author laugh gents.
where's the "hug the post" jokes?
No hookers in Phoenix?
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