By my calculations, this post is the 500th post in the history of FHF. I may be off, because lawyers suck at math, but if I'm right, we hereby congratulate ourselves. We're nothing if not prolific.
As the ladies present us with our $10,000 cheque, we'd like to thank all our readers and awesome commentors for sticking with our strippers 'n snark buffet throughout the 500. Lap dances for everyone!