Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Stanley Cup pissed Michael Ryder won it as a Bruin



Whilst displaying the Stanley Cup in his native Newfoundland today, Michael Ryder watched in horror as the Holy Grail said "No, I don't think so."

lap dance to FHF Nfld correspondent ncbeets for the tip

15 comments:

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

It's angry at him for signing in Dallas.

Steve said...

Only two things in Texas, Steers and Queers NTTIAWWT(unless they become POTUS)

Chester said...

That cup lookes rather ragged. I'll bet that's the copy that gets sent out on the summer party tour.
I hope the Beaner washes off it quickly and I hope it isn't permanently fouled. It's such a pretty thing.

HabsFan29 said...

CHester it was permanently fouled the minute the scummy Bs got their ugly mitts on it

Hi Cornelius!

moeman said...

heh, not only is it dented, its tainted.

Number31 said...

Depressed Stanley Cup Jumps Off Clifftable.

the Maritimer said...

2011, the year the Cup wasn't won, but stolen by Jacobs with help from his cronies Buttman and Colon. What a farce. Nice dent in the bowl there Ryder.

moeman said...

Dent, sCHment. Ryder was more worried about the table. Either he knows the Cup engravings are tainted or could give a flying fuck as Fuckface marchand had previously puked into it and he is now playing in bush/hockey country in Texass.

the Maritimer said...

@moeman, shouldn't it be Bush/hockey country?

Steve said...

Bonne fête Jean!

Steve said...

"http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2011/8/29/2388572/nhl-relocation-honolulu-hawaii-new-york-islanders">Hawaii?, the players will pay to play there.

Number31 said...

Yes. Because we know that Sun Belt hockey is a failure so let's try the Volcano Belt!

Though that would make the Tetris Company dude happy...when he's not busy surfing.

Le Douze said...

Criminy, I got a tweet from the Habs about the Beliveau tribute, and then when I went to the website the background came up all black, and thought, cripes, not yet, please - I live literally steps away from Jack Layton's office and this kind of thing's been on my mind. Anyway, happy birthday (and bonne fete), Jean, nous vous souhaitons une vie longue et pleine de joie.

juce said...

Happy 80th Jean Beliveau

Moey said...

After Labour Day weekend it's gonna be drop the freaking puck already. September is a long month, thank goodness for pre-season games. Also, sports talk radio is painful in the summer so at least they'll have something to talk about. McSplooge is back on the Team 990 Monday. Hooray! Someone to yell and complain about. I've mised it. Yes, I know I'm a sick puppy.