Monday, June 14, 2010

The Morning Skate for Monday, June 14th

Bullet points for what you missed over the last 5 days while dreaming of a return to hockey around here...
Do you like fan-shot video of Stanley Cup parades that aren't on Ste-Catherine Street? Then here you go.

15 comments:

moeman said...

What? No FHF1 podacst. At least record lg77 wishing us a magnificent Monday.

L Dude said...

So, am I the only one that thinks of this guy when you look at the Leafs' new captain?

Am I crazy? Is it the lack of Habs news? Is it October yet?

soperman said...

@ L Dude

Well I think everyone sees a caveman when they look at Phaneuf, but not Captain Caveman, he was an honourable troglodyte. Phanaeuf personofies all of the negatives in cro-magnon.

J.T. said...

I guess Captain Dion makes Douche$arek expendable. The Caveman's just a better version of The Traitor. I wonder how long before Burke's shopping his overpaid, oft-injured ass?

wv: I heard Bob McKenzie say Gauthier's shopping both goalies to see what kind of retuorni they'd bring.

L Dude said...

soperman: good point about CC. Phanoof doesn't deserve the title.

JT: Komosuckass was purchased by the Leafs for the american olympic team. We know how well that worked out. I expect Burke is willing to listen to offers right now. But who cares. We've all moved on.

lawyergirl77 said...

@moeman - this clip of my show will have to do for now, hon!!

I think we're mentioned at about the one minute mark. Can't tell 'cause I'm at work and it won't load. :(

I'll let your imagination run wild as to which one I am. heh.

Steve said...

The Leafs want the uroligist to see if the ice at the gardens is PP proof. Phangoof's style is captured in this quote " he swaggers out of his own end, then suddenly he forgets were he put his car keys, oops turnover "

Will Daniel Biere come and Price go. Do we want another smurf, maby trade Pleks for a Bigfucking Guy, we only need one less PP specialist and one Bigfucking guy and the cup is ours.

lawyergirl77 said...

@Steve - I want nothing to do with Brière. I hate that guy. I realize it's irrational, but I don't care. I don't want none of those asshole Flyers polluting my team.

Steve said...

Yes Lawyerlady, that was a great legal insight, you cant get rid of Flyer DNA even with Chlorine. He would need gene therapy and the Buffalo loser ville platelets will always be in his head.

lawyergirl77 said...

I do believe that was the first time I've ever been called a lady. How very...

... peculiar.

mr trivia said...

let's just trade our whole fucking team for the entire goddamn panthers' roster. then JM can coach the shit boring team that he wants.

fuckmonday.

Anonymous said...

That's no lady. That's my wife.

- Mr. LG77

moeman said...

lg, front row, green dress?

lawyergirl77 said...

@moe - nope. You actually can't see me all that well in that clip! There are other clips available on the interwebs with me in 'em, but you'll hafta find 'em yourself. :)

moeman said...

ack, thnx for the update lg. Thought you were the devil in the green dress. (Grey dress gal later on in the clip?).

Suffice it to say that you have a sexy/sultry voice that is fun to listen to, too.

♥ ya.