Monday, March 23, 2009

Fucking Habs News and Notes

All in all, I'd rather be on the beach, too. Lap dance to EOTP for the pic.

Just in case anyone comes here for actual news on the team instead of the witty repartee (ha), a couple of things you should know:
  • Little Tits is back with the big club;
  • Patches has been sent down;
  • George Gillet is broke and will be selling the team to either Céline Dion, Jim Ballsillie or the "community" à la Green Bay Packers;
  • For decent neutral observations about the Habs situation, check out Adam Gretz' post over at Don't call us AOL Fanhouse. And we are not linking to him simply because he linked to us. Or that's what I want you to believe.
BTW, I have now decreed that the Habs shall be known by me as "Fucking Habs." All variations on the theme are welcome.

UPDATE - Yours truly will be on CBC Radio AGAIN, this afternoon at 3:40 on HomeRun. I'll be biting my lip to try to avoid saying "Fucking Habs." Here's the link to listen.

27 comments:

eyebleaf said...

How you guys holding up, for real?

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

I was calling them the fucking habs last year right around this time.

Limerick Dude said...

We're fucking awesome. This team is just fucking tired. What do you expect? They've been playing hockey for nearly 100 fucking years. Of course they're tired! FUCK! But they will make the fucking playoffs. They will make the Eastern fucking Final. This fucking team will make us cream our collective fucking jeans!

FUCKING GO HABS, FUCKING WELL GO!

HabsFan29 said...

@eyebleaf - not fucking well

Boob Gainey said...

Amongst potential buyers, Guy Laliberté has to be a favourite, given his extensive experience with clowns.

lawyergirl77 said...

For the love of FUCK.

Why the FUCK did they send Patches down to Hamilton??? Seriously - whaaaaaaaa? He was one of the only ones who was still throwing effort out onto the ice. Fucking send D'Ago back to Sulfurtown.

Fuck these fucking fuckers.

God, why do I still give a shit??

*tears out hair*

gillis said...

I think I'm going to start rooting for the Montreal Juniors. They're already in the playoffs so i want have to be stressed about missing them.

No seriously, are those games televised anywhere? TQS? Radio-Canada?
I just want to watch a team that can actually win.

Lets Go Juniors

gillis said...

And is it just me or does it look like the girls in the back row are like, 10 years old. Pedophiles

South Shore Habs Fan said...

lg77 - We're fucked either way, so why not protect Patches from all the bullshit? He might actually be able to develop to his potential, which would be a nice change for a Fucking Habs player.

If only we could do the same with Carey.


Btw, I assume the pic is in reference to the return of Little Tits? ;)

Boob Gainey said...

Pacioretty's not ready for the NHL.

3 goals in 34 games.

He'll be good some day but playing 7 min a game on the 4th line isn't a good learning experience for him.

Good move by the GM.

kristin said...

dude, they should just give you your own radio show!

melly said...

Good job, 29!

I busted out laughing at the same time y'all did -- two playoff rounds in the budget? hahaaaaa... ouch.

lawyergirl77 said...

Dammit - I missed it, 29!! What did you guys talk about??

HabsFan29 said...

@LG - It was supposed to be about Gillett, but it degenerated into how much the Fucking Habs fucking suck. but without the "Fucking" part

lawyergirl77 said...

Well the fucking habs do fucking suck, so there's no getting around that.

but I'm intrigued about what melly was talking about re: second round of the playoffs. Do explain, please, for someone who is desperately trying to avoid the reports she has to draft this PM...

HabsFan29 said...

we were talking about profit and budgets and George Gillett. the host mentioned that the Habs had budgeted for two rounds worth of playoff games for revenue. the other guest and I just cracked up laughing ironically

TH-TO said...

Ironically, or hysterically, or both?

To bastardize The Princess Bride a bit...

"Ironically. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

;-)

Word Verif: closatio...as in Bob must be saying to the team after the saturday evening debacle: "you're one step closatio summer vacation"

lawyergirl77 said...

29 - No!!! Please tell me that they weren't that fiscally retarded and that they didn't budget for playoff rounds that were by no means a certainty!!!

Argh - serves them right if that's the case. That's karma for you... I just wish that their idiot karma didn't hurt so much. :(

Boob Gainey said...

The Habs don't suck.

The Bruins suck.

Form is temporary. Class is permanent.

moeman said...

Boob knows.

Word Verif = slfuth

moeman said...

Also, speaking of boobs, was hf29 at this SXSW party ?

Anonymous said...

fuck fuck fuck, i wish to fuck that the fucks that i call hab step the fuck up and win the next ten fucking games in a fucking row, wouldnt you just fuck yourself to fuckery...fuck yeah, back on the fucking wagon fuckers...GO FUCKING MOHTERFUCKING HABS FUCKING GO....CANADIENS FUCK YEAH, WE'RE HEAR TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN WORLD YEAH,,,CANADIENS FUCK YEAH SUCK MY BALLS AND LICK MY MOTHERFUCKIN BALLS YEAH

Baroque said...

They PLANNED on two playoff rounds in their budget?!?!?

Oy freaking vey, the hubris.

(And I don't think ironically or hysterically is quite correct - maybe maniacally is closer?) :)

Number31 said...

For all who want to know, VOX plays the Q games every now and then. Telus plays them online but it's really annoying. Team990 also has Juniors games if you can stand them. I really wish the Juniors had picked a better name... Oh and Espo tore his fucking knee so he's not there. BOO!

And for tomorrow GO HABS GO!!! I've sent Chuck Norris to kick their asses in high gear. Carolina is beating the Panthers, and for the first time I think I'm OK with those divers wining a game... And the Habs may be a good source of income to sell for Gillette but he's a nice guy, I'd hate to see that happen. At least the Habs don't have Detroit's problem...

Bryan said...

reHabs

orangeman said...

What a celebration. Coach fired, fans booing, owner selling, team sucking. All we need now is the Molson Centre to burn down and we'll have ourselves the biggest party the league has ever seen.

Anonymous said...

"Fucking Habs." Perfect HF29, you beautiful bastard.

Word verif: dyhon

The Fucking Habs are dyhon this season.