- The cleverest (most clever? anyway, he's good) hockey writer we know, Senators Lost Cojones of Five for Smiting, brings us his Totally Half-Assed Senators Season Preview. Like I told him in the comments, if he had used his whole ass he would have a Pulitzer Prize;
- melt your face-off killed me with their Western Conference Preview by SI's Peter King, or at least an incredible simulation. Coffeenerdness indeed;
- Barry Melrose Rocks brings you their Beginner's Guide to Attending a Hockey Game. It works for experts, too!
- Our friend Robert at Eyes on the Prize recaps the Habs win 100 times better than we ever could. He may be the best Habs analyst out there, amateur or pro. Jack todd could take some lessons from him;
Start wasting your boss's time... NOW! Go!!!