The Game Day Skate for Friday, March 6th

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of the Impact really fucking blowing it (sorry moeom)...

• New Leaf Martin Gerber dominated the Caps in a 2-1 win. Seriously! Stop laughing!
• New Flame Olli Jokinen scores two in their 5-1 win over the Flyers. Seriously! Stop crying!
• New Pen Bill GuerinNew 'Yote Scottie Upshall helps hand the Bruins their 9th loss in their last 12. Seriously! Stop smiling!
• New / old Ranger Sean Avery was well-behaved in their 4-2 win over the Isles. Seriously!

Habs in Atlanta tonight. That's a team we can beat, right? Seriously, we told you to fucking stop laughing.

What the Frak?

I come back from this:



to watch 2 1/2 hours of this:

At least Bob didn't trade a first round pick, cause it'll be in the lottery.

The Morning Skate for Thursday, March 5th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of cutting Terrell Owens from your team...

• How'd those "moves" work out for you there, Bob? The team we're stuck with gets crushed by the Sabres, 5-1. Habs now only 4 points out of 10th in the East. Read that again. Now go take some meth;
• The Wings, however, can stand pat with their team, as they take over the NHL lead with a 3-2 win over the Avs;
• Here's your list of trades from yesterday. Don't read it, it will only be painful.

A reminder if you're awake to check us out on CBC Daybreak Montreal at about 7:40. That link has a "listen live" link on the right, or it's 88.5 FM in Montreal. We'll try not to swear, but they better be quick on the fucking beep button.

Alright, the team we got is the team we got and they're playing tonight - Sabres Game Preview and Open Thread

And the Tom Brady streak goes on. Back in 2002, Tom and Tara Reid did the nasty. So I've chosen a 2002 era Tara photo. Thank God. The 2009 era Tara freaks me out.

Well, the trade deadline has come and gone. My hatred for Pierre Maguire has reached new heights, but otherwise we didn't really accomplish much today, did we? The Habs Twitter feed says "Gainey is satisfied... details to come." Oy.

So as the team we're stuck with hits the ice tonight, let's hit the bullet points to set the table. I've blogged too much today to come up with something intelligent.

• 7:30 PM start from Buffalo. It's on TSN, and I don't know if Maguire is making it to Buffalo in time. Let's hope not;
• Habs have won 4 in a row, Sabres have lost 3 in a row. But now they have Dominic Moore, so they're better!
• Sabres own the season series so far, 2-1-1;
• Dani over at Sabre Kallisions really brings teh funneh;
  
• Pleks has 9 points in his last 5 (and an 8 game point streak), Markov has 8 in 6;
• Buffalo has no hot players, but welcome back Tomas Vanek tonight;
• Little Big Tits pointless in 4;
  
• With Jaro at home with the sniffles, Carey gets his chance to earn back the TFS tag, with Marc Denis just up from Hamilton to back him up. I don't know any other lineup notes right now;
• For your post-game adult entertainment, enjoy Tara Reid's red carpet nipple slip. But it's the train wreck Tara, not the 2002 version, so we're warning you now.

Please continue your tar and feathering of Bob in the comments

UPDATE - I totally forgot to mention some big news. Yours truly will be on CBC Daybreak Montreal tomorrow morning at 7:40 AM discussing the Habs and the "trades". Catch it on 88.5 FM in Montreal or online at http://www.cbc.ca/daybreakmontreal/

Time to cut this day loose? News and Notes

For James, this was the Prowlette of the week for November 2007.

Things seem to be happening, none of them Habs-related:

• Recchi to the Broons;
• Guerin to the Pens;
• Foppa finally giving up and retiring;
• Toskala on IR for the rest of the season, Leafs turn their hopes on Martin Gerber. BWAHAHAHAHA;
• Maguire is really pissing me off.
  

C'mon Bob, less than an hour left!

Trade Deadline Day is Over*

*metaphorically speaking.

The only real offensive prize that I wanted, Olli Jokinen, is going from Phoenix to the Calgary Flames for centre Matthew Lombardi, forward Brandon Prust and a first-round pick.

Maguire ripping the Habs on TSN right now for doing nothing in the 100th Anniversary year.

Booooo.

I found a reason to watch TSN!

Sideline babe Sarah Orlesky is the reporter assigned to the Habs for the day. She makes up for the 600 other TSN personalities on set.

Still no trades. UPDATE - we have a trade! Check the comments. Thanks Tom. Yawn.

TMS wonders what the fuss is all about for this trade deadline day of March 4th

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of Bob Mackenzie and Pierre Maguire being on your TV all day. Oh, wait...

• Brodeur takes care of the Leafs in OT. With the point, the Leafs are only 9 points out of a playoff spot. Dare to dream, Nation!
• Ottawa, on the other hand, has only nightmares after another loss;
• Flyers take care of the B's;
  
• Stars win in San Jose;
• In our first Deadline Day news, Pronger is off the market. How about a FUCKING TRADE already, GM'S????

Rest assured, FHF will be here all day waiting for trades and posting hot moist Prowlettes while we wait. To warm you up for the kind of outstanding analysis you'll be getting, you should check out the quality blog Cycle like the Sedins. They have asked all the best hockey bloggers out there, and for some reason yours truly, to play "what would you do if you were your team's GM?" Here's the Northeast Division. At least they got my picture right.

Oh yeah, Habs at Buffalo tonight.

Any excuse to post Elisha. Oh Sean, we've missed you

Elisha doesn't look so happy about Sean Avery going back to the Rangers.

We swear, if a trade happens, we'll tell you. If you missed the comments in the last thread, the news is that Chips went back to Hamilton and Halak is too sick to play tomorrow. And Tanguay should be back in action this Friday.

Back to my nap.

28 hours to go

And we have our first in what will no doubt be many "nothing's happening" posts!

So as I trolled the HFBoards looking for some good trade rumours to write about, my head exploded from the stupidity. So I went back to something I really like, Google Image searches for "hot hockey babes." I come across the website of the Vancouver Prowlers, some team I never heard of in a league I've never heard of. But they have a "Prowlette of the week", which from what I can tell is just random images of hot chicks from around the web, with a Prowlers logo MS-Pained on. The fact that the "Prowlette of the week" was for the month of March only fascinates me more.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled waiting.