Sexy Friday is playing with the size of the nets

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of a Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Lingerie Sextacular...

• The NHL's R&D camp has come up with the awesome idea of making the nets four inches narrower. This will give Big Tits an extra 4 inches of space behind the net to lose the puck;
• Also from R&D camp (one time, at R&D camp...), something about curved glass stanchions between the benches designed to protect the players. A little late, assholes;
• Here's your HNIC schedule news for the coming season. It includes the Habs on a couple of Thursdays and a Friday. Hockey night ain't what it used to be;
• We also count about 15 Habs games on the TSN schedule;
• Looks like Sean Avery is getting off scot-free in his police battery case, because he didn't actually push the cop. He just stood there and waved his stick in his face;
• Lap dance to N31 for pointing out video of Alex (Y)Emelin skating in Brossard. He looks big and mobile. *wipes drool from chin*
• A preview of 2K's NHL 12 video game, which includes a new "legends" mode so you can be Gretzky, Howe, and... Börje Salming?
• Your bonus Sexy Friday bullet is an Emmanuel Chriqui gallery, a Montrealer we can all be proud of.

You would not believe the kind of videos that come up when you search for "hot babes in nets." Man those Japanese are crazy. So instead enjoy this video of the Victoria's Secret bra you may have noticed (or not) in the pics linked above. Happy Sexy Friday everyone.

Funktastic Summer! ~ babes, ice cream, fresh tomatoes? I need a FuckinHockeyFix

Feel like CHompin' on a puck? Miss the sweet, salty smell of your favourite jock? Tired of Googlin' for PatCHes in a tuxedo pics? Still bringing up bile over the sham Broons Stanley Cup 'win'? Didn't dump your RIMM stock fast enough to buy gold or better yet Apple? The wait ain't over. Still a few weeks before some serious hockey talk and some fun puck news but never, ever forget that we have the fabulous J.T., the informative Arpon and of course the never ending stream of leaf, laughs.

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For Steve.

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Nice scarf, NTTIAWWT. Oh and Dr. Fuckface Recchi.

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Its tomato season!

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Parliament that doesn't suck.

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Beam me back to California for this...

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... and this

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G Y F H G !

Tweet this bitCHes for 08/16 ~ Proud Papa edition

MCammalleri13 Michael Cammalleri 

Thanks for the nice tweets. My girlfriend and I became proud parents this past weekend. We now have an amazing baby girl.

Congrats Squid!


GYFHG!

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NHL.com: Glory Glory Habs-allujah. #overlyoptimisticforamonday

Sexy Friday is a little late. It was working out.

Padma has a new ad campaign. We approve. Via.

Oh hello! Apparently it is Friday, as a certain commentor has reminded me on several occasions today. Problem is, I am SO HUNGOVER (stop screaming 29) from a three day booze fest (God bless, and curse, the Pimms Royale) in the Eastern Townships I just sort of, uh, forgot? Or these non-hockey August blues just got me out of blogging practice. So apologies everyone!

Let's see what's going on. Hmmm, right. Well, more Big Tits - JM fallout I guess. Who's up for a Martin firing? I should write a post about that some day. I almost wish the Habs would start the season 0-5 or something so we can toss CHokula for good cause. Elsehwere, it was 17 years ago today that the 1994 baseball season was suspended for a strike. 'Spos World Series dreams dashed. Here's a little vid for some memories of the O.

But you didn't come here for memories of CHampionships that didn't happen. You came here for sex. So besides Padma up there, take a look at Candice Swanepoel in a bikini, then see her come alive in not one, but two new Victoria's Secret "sporty" commercials, to make up for our lateness. Happy belated Sexy Friday everyone.

WTF!? a fresh new post to lick on 08/11!

Hey FHFers, how's the dog days of summer treating you?

Not muCH goin' on in Habs (can I still, legally, type, that word?) land,

so a few parting head shots.

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Is Fuckface chara headed to the clink? (Warning, lots of Habs/Montréal haters).

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Cool rockers with head's full of nice hair.

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Are Ernie & Bert headed to the altar? NTTIAWWT.

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Look up, its a Kate Upton headshot.

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Everyone shake to some Teenage Head.

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Érik Colé is headlining the August calendar

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Even covered in mud, Bar's head is pretty.

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Head over to NYC for some amazing zzas.

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'Hold Ya Head' high Bob.

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Headin' out bitCHes.

GYFHG!

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Yeah whatevs, still nothing. #ericcoleisnohalgill

The Morning Skate for extra-Sexy Friday, August 5th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Miranda Kerr's cleavage...

• Als end their losing streak, AC gets another record, a Montreal team beats a Toronto team;
• Sean Avery was arrested last night for shoving a cop. Sean Avery is just a complex character;
• Let's wrap up all the hockey news form this past week in one bullet: Owen Nolan may be returning to the the NHL, to Vancouver; Shea Weber cashed in at arbitration; Patrick Sharp signed a five-year extension; Charles Wang says the Islanders aren't going anywhere, but he had his fingers crossed behind his back when he said it; Zherdev back to the KHL;
• This week's True Blood recap is all kinds of sexy.

Still early August. Hang in there kids. This video will distract you - Kate Upton with farm animals. Here's the interview about her love of animals and her love of her own body. Happy Sexy Friday everyone.



Let me keep the sexy going ... you know I've always wanted to be under Kate Upton. Here's my CHance, the other guy is birthday boy Boston GM, Peter CHiarelli (50!) receiving a respectful rival's handshake. (click to embiggin') ~ moeman

GYFHG!

Hey look, hockey!

Peter Budaj gets in some work this week at Brossard. You can just feel the playoff-like atmosphere.

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Habs have 5th-best goalie; pic via official Habs tat gallery. #augustbitchesmaybewe'regettingclose

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Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. PatCHes.