Monday, August 15, 2011

Tweet this bitCHes for 08/15


NHL.com: Glory Glory Habs-allujah. #overlyoptimisticforamonday

9 comments:

Steve said...

Dont bother even planning the parade, announce it and lets party.
And for fucks sake Mr Molson no concerts during May and June.

the Maritimer said...

You want some hockey news? OK, the Memorial Cup Champion Saint John Sea Dogs open camp this Wednesday. I'll mosey on down to the rink and check on newest Habs prospect Nathan Beaulieu.

In other news, the Canadiens have apparently signed journeyman defenceman Jeff Woywitka to a one year two way contract. Now Mr. Molson can plan the parade. For what, I'm not sure. The Jazz Festival maybe?

Steve said...

Tits and Choucla talk:

What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Chocula – you score 20 goals every season even though I change your linemates constantly, this is unacceptable.
Big Tits – I like to score goals, why do you put me on third, fourth line.
Choula – Little tits was an enigma as well and now he is fucking pigs in Nashville instead of hot Montreal women.
Big Tits – me no fuck pigs, why me no eat eggs, what wrong with eggs. You bring me back little tits and he no more eat eggs.
Chocula – no you better like fucking dogs cause all belusrusiaon are permanently in my dog house
Big Tits – I want fuck Kate Upton
Chocula – I want to smile
Big Tits – you have no worthwhile goals, you no coach, you change lines and scribble in notepad. No game in notepad.
Chocula – You insult note pad, that’s the final straw I hope you like the Peg.
Big Tits – No no not the Peg, I fuck dogs, ruff ruff.

Le Douze said...

Good Jebus, when's there gonna be hockey?

Thanks, Steve, for reminding us what we have to look forward to..

moeman said...

Rest in peace Rick Rypien;

http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=373855

Number31 said...

For Woywitka: Wewease the secwet weapon!

For Rypien all I got is :( Very sad.

Chester said...

How does a guy die at 27.
How is dying at 27 not suspicious.
WTF

Steve said...

@Chester

Likely the cause of death is not a mystery.

Chester said...

So suicide or something obvious