That waterbottle plays defense better than Toronto.
It kinda looks like Mikey too.
Don't know if that'll keep me going till September but it was something.
Horsecock was asked to compare his training regime to Gary Roberts fabled program."Gary demands you do 42 squats while supporting a 90lb weight in 60 seconds, while a Russian hooker demands I do 120 thrusts per minute in the flat doggy pose, all the while I am carrying a 90lb package. I get pussy and he is one"
You dont have to be Micheal Moore to conecct the dots.It was a straight trade, soap on a rope for horsecock.
Weber signs for 7.5m, he got 48 points last year. I predict PFK gets 49 this season.
Sorry if I'm a bit slow but...Who or what the fuck is Horsecock?
Who scored? I can't tell.IS IT OCTOBER YET?!
I was watching "Budgie" move and overall he looked ok...the goal that was scored on him at 1 min. 4 sec on the video was telling however - we've all seen a shitload of those kill off an otherwise excellent night's work - so he better keep fuckin' working! Anyone got any ideas on who was taking the shots?It's good to have some hockey to watch for a change!wv: depdnes - as in: I hope I'm not so old I need to wear depdnes at night before the Habs next win the Cup!
Sorry...that should have been.58 sec. At 1.04 the shooter missed the net high and outside - so nothing new there either!
@HadulfHorsecock is Trotter our new former KHL stud."If he shot was as big as his cock he would be in the NHL already"
@Steve - thanks!I had forgotten about this whole new former stuff...I'm glad Horsecock is back to burn the AHL!Go Horsecock!
Forgot the signature for my previous message..8===========D - - - -
"You want to keep weening de Coupe? Then sign zee great Pew-sie!"- Jean Pusie
More predictionsBig Tits will get 50 ptsMexicant will have 4 points when he is sent to BulldogsBud will play 20 gamesLego will get 45 pointsSuperPlexx will get 80 pointsChocula will smile twiceGoat will run as an Indpendent in Vermont
Predictions already?Ok, here's a couple you can take to the bank.1. Markov will be on injured reserve by Christmas.2. Gomez will continue to suck.I've got one more but I'm saving it until opening day.
I am going to say Vodkov plays 70 games. He will not put himself in a place to be injured.
This just in, and its ugly.Horsecock allegedly split a Thia hooker in half. He says it was consensual.
Shea Weber may be a good defenceman and all that, but that money seems crazy to me. He puts up decent offensive numbers, but offensively he's a step or two below Markov and his 5.75 - but I guess the hockey establishment loves big punishing physical defencemen...except when that doesn't translate into plus-minus, I wouldn't really want to pay for it. Dress MAB for $600K as a 7th forward/PP specialist and have some schmoeish stay-at-home wizened 37-year-old play 20 minutes of even-strength at minimum wage. These salaries for "STUDD" defencemen are just manifestations of latent homoeroticism in the NHL. At least McSplooge is open about his boner for big body presence.
HMmmmm....a lot of near-queer stuff going on, NTTAWWT!A healthy Habs team wins the post season and represents the east in the final.Had Ribs at Baton Rouge on Montagne last night, makes me feel like the puck drop is getting closer.That is all.Mr. n
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