Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Hey look, hockey!



Peter Budaj gets in some work this week at Brossard. You can just feel the playoff-like atmosphere.

23 comments:

Steve said...

That waterbottle plays defense better than Toronto.

Chester said...

It kinda looks like Mikey too.

PatCHes67 said...

Don't know if that'll keep me going till September but it was something.

Steve said...

Horsecock was asked to compare his training regime to Gary Roberts fabled program.

"Gary demands you do 42 squats while supporting a 90lb weight in 60 seconds, while a Russian hooker demands I do 120 thrusts per minute in the flat doggy pose, all the while I am carrying a 90lb package. I get pussy and he is one"

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Steve said...

You dont have to be Micheal Moore to conecct the dots.


It was a straight trade, soap on a rope for horsecock.

Steve said...

Weber signs for 7.5m, he got 48 points last year. I predict PFK gets 49 this season.

moeman said...

Bienvenu Bud;

http://www.rds.ca/canadien/chroniques/324064.html

Hadulf said...

Sorry if I'm a bit slow but...Who or what the fuck is Horsecock?

Number31 said...

Who scored? I can't tell.

IS IT OCTOBER YET?!

Kmaxx said...

I was watching "Budgie" move and overall he looked ok...the goal that was scored on him at 1 min. 4 sec on the video was telling however - we've all seen a shitload of those kill off an otherwise excellent night's work - so he better keep fuckin' working!

Anyone got any ideas on who was taking the shots?

It's good to have some hockey to watch for a change!

wv: depdnes - as in: I hope I'm not so old I need to wear depdnes at night before the Habs next win the Cup!

Kmaxx said...

Sorry...that should have been.58 sec. At 1.04 the shooter missed the net high and outside - so nothing new there either!

Steve said...

@Hadulf

Horsecock is Trotter our new former KHL stud.

"If he shot was as big as his cock he would be in the NHL already"

Hadulf said...

@Steve - thanks!

I had forgotten about this whole new former stuff...

I'm glad Horsecock is back to burn the AHL!

Go Horsecock!

Hadulf said...

Forgot the signature for my previous message..

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soperman said...

"You want to keep weening de Coupe? Then sign zee great Pew-sie!"

- Jean Pusie

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Steve said...

More predictions
Big Tits will get 50 pts
Mexicant will have 4 points when he is sent to Bulldogs
Bud will play 20 games
Lego will get 45 points
SuperPlexx will get 80 points
Chocula will smile twice
Goat will run as an Indpendent in Vermont

the Maritimer said...

Predictions already?

Ok, here's a couple you can take to the bank.
1. Markov will be on injured reserve by Christmas.
2. Gomez will continue to suck.

I've got one more but I'm saving it until opening day.

Steve said...

I am going to say Vodkov plays 70 games. He will not put himself in a place to be injured.

Steve said...

This just in, and its ugly.
Horsecock allegedly split a Thia hooker in half. He says it was consensual.

Oleg Petrov said...

Shea Weber may be a good defenceman and all that, but that money seems crazy to me. He puts up decent offensive numbers, but offensively he's a step or two below Markov and his 5.75 - but I guess the hockey establishment loves big punishing physical defencemen...except when that doesn't translate into plus-minus, I wouldn't really want to pay for it. Dress MAB for $600K as a 7th forward/PP specialist and have some schmoeish stay-at-home wizened 37-year-old play 20 minutes of even-strength at minimum wage. These salaries for "STUDD" defencemen are just manifestations of latent homoeroticism in the NHL. At least McSplooge is open about his boner for big body presence.

Mr. natural said...

HMmmmm....a lot of near-queer stuff going on, NTTAWWT!

A healthy Habs team wins the post season and represents the east in the final.

Had Ribs at Baton Rouge on Montagne last night, makes me feel like the puck drop is getting closer.

That is all.

Mr. n