Friday, August 06, 2010

Sexy Friday welcomes Ovie's new girlfriend, needz her get chzbrgr

Meet Valeria Sokolova, ridiculously skinny Russian model / actress / whatever and now apparently hanging out with Alex Ovechkin at soccer games in Russia. The two are quite an item according to all reports. That is all.

Many lap dances to Weed over at Sportress of Blogitude, where you can find a huge gallery of Valeria and really see her bones, if you're into that sort of thing.

29 comments:

GoldenGirl11 said...

Ovechkin can't see enough of the delicate silhouette of this female model.
Then perhaps he should look at her straight on rather than from the side.

orangeman said...

I don't understand the skinny thing. Not at all. Don't guys want a body of some sort to do their thing? Personal tastes and all, but it's a societal trend. I don't believe the majority of males out there want to be in bed with a skeleton. Some, maybe, but to be this mainstream? I just don't get it.

To me that picture screams "She's unhealthy both physically and mentally!" Don't get me wrong, a trim woman is good. But the whole anorexic thing our society has come up with, I just don't get.
I'm not trying to be PC either, like most boys before the internet I only got exposed to the anorexic goddess on a mass scale after my real world vision was set in. I can only image it would be like if all us guys were expected to be like Hulk Hogan. Not only is it unrealistic, it's undesirable. The image was created by ad execs in a boardroom.

That is all to say, I'm sure this young lady is a nice person, but I'm not surprised Ovie went for her.

*cough* Eurotrash *cough*

orangeman said...

Let me clarify by paraphrasing a Wendy's(?) commercial:

"Where's the boobies?"

Cause, seriously, without the boobies it might as well be Ronald McDonald. Just sayin'.

@GG11: ha!

soperman said...

That is pretty skinny. And dating Ovie? Maybe she is looking for some American TV exposure by going on the Dr. Phil show. To a US TV audience she may even get away with impersonating Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend. (All Russians look alike to Americans.)

J.T. said...

Yeah, she's pretty skinny. I'm looking at the other side of it though: if Ovy was just the low-level Russian mob bag man he looks like, she'd never be caught within spitting distance of him. It's amazing how the thickness of the wallet can gloss over any number of missing front teeth.

Chenny13 said...

I think she looks lovely! She IS a coat-hanger, right?

...Wait, that's a person? Damn...

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Orange
You just passed the test. You are fit to raise my children. Mazel tov.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@JT
AS they say you can never be too thin or too rich.

kevincrumbs said...

I believe I need a cheeseburger.

soperman said...

@GG11

"too thin" is when light passes through your abdomen.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@soperman
Closest I've come is a rubber hose through my abdomen during a colonoscopy. That count?

Mr. natural said...

@orangeman, RUN GG11is plotting to pawn her children off on you.

Guess he went back to Mother Russia for a new temporary girlfriend, someone he knows he can score on......as opposed to say Slovakians!

Enough about cheeseburgers, just had my gallbladder removed about 8 hours ago.

HabsFan29 said...

i love that we have commentors who dive in 8 hours after major surgery

quick recovery Mr natural!

Mr. natural said...

Thanks HF29. At home anyway, not like I'm gonna lay patio stones down!

Chicago still has a great team but will be interesting to see how they gel, I think they may really miss the Buffalo come playoff time and goaltending...?

Habs, well Halak aside I am OK with what we look like, I mean really what where we thinking/saying about our line up last August!?

The PHlly PHucktards will miss Simon and unless I missed something goaltending is still an issue, didn't they sign someone in nets?

The real PHucking killer will be if Stevie Y. and his stable of ex-pats outperform the Habs down the stretch, what a scenario might play out; we face them twice in March when the going gets tough.

One last thing, why the PHuck must we always open and close the season against the LaffS?

OH Wendel Clark's Balls, I still miss you, as much fun as gallbladder removal.

Now to go see what I can possibly eat...

the Maritimer said...

Mr. Natural,

I'm sure Wendell Clarks's Balls will show up shortly before or after the first Habs/Leafs games.
That guy was a hoot!!!!!

Mr. natural said...

@Maritimer, ya he was my all time fave, no question.

Flying Toaster said...

I don't get it... Why do are the Habs part of a "Heritage Classic" NOW?! The 2 years surrounding the 100th anniversary the league was like? "What? 100th birthday? Pssh, nah! You don't need one o' dem outdoorsy-type games!"

And now that the 100th celebrations are over... We get Calgary VS Montreal? REALLY? I mean, Calgary VS Edmonton, or Montreal VS Toronto or something. But this is just ridiculous. i mean the league screwed us on both occasions one of those games would have actually been wanted, and now they give us a game against calgary, in THEIR stadium? Gee.... Thanks NHL >.>

/rant

WV: thume, as in: Thume fait chier!

moeman said...

2 things;

- OV may be nice on da ice but he is butt ugly, rich but no Kirk Muller.

- the leaf isn't the Habs true rival, that would be the FUCKING Bs (but buttman and his boys think the FUCKING Phlyers are worthy of a winter clASSic

Flying Toaster said...

@ Moe - I know the Leafs aren't our rivals as much as the Bs are, but if the intent was to go with an all-canadian match-up after the american cumfest that was the past 3 "classics" Then the leafs would've been a better choice than the flames for this.

Number31 said...

Soon Ovie will bring her to America and introduce her to great big American food. FEED THAT THING NOW! You'd lose her breaking wind...

GoldenGirl11 said...

I think everyone is being very hard on Ovie's gf. I understand she's already landed a tv role for when she gets to the US. That shows a lot of determination especially since she clearly won't need to work...

Ovie's girlfriend is a natural

orangeman said...

GG11: Sure, I'll take your kids. I've changed my academic future to finance and accounting and their Jewish heritage should help me develop those skills.*

*Note: It's ok, I'm part Jewish.**

**Note: I'm not Jewish, but I play one on TV.***

***Note: By "TV" I mean the internet.****

****Note: That tuna melt was delicious and even a bit intoxicating.

WV: perfe "Unfortunately that WV is far from perfect".

Moey said...

Oh mah goodness, tonight's episode of True Blood was satisfying on so many levels. Actually, on some levels that I never even knew existed. Excuse me, I need a smoke.

WV - disinesi

Seriously.

bea.habs.fan said...

@ Moey still drooling from all the skin. I'm now starting the week horny as hell.
True Blood is the perfect tieover to hockey season.

HabsFan29 said...

@moey & bea - True Blood review is up. preview: i liked the sex, nothing else

Anonymous said...

I don't need a new blog since we all know there is nothing of interest to discuss, but please replace Ovie's GF picture with something meatier.

Carey Price's birthday is on Sunday. Perhaps post a chick per day that you think might look good on Carey. Show him some love.

L:-D

Moey said...

HF29,

Agreed, I was specifically talking about the last five minutes. I'm off to check out your recap.

HabsFan29 said...

im watching ESPN Classic, some random Habs-Pens game. the first line is Koivu-Kovy-Zednik. that's a pretty good line!

i just turned it off when I heard Mickey Ribs' name

ShootCAMShoot said...

@OrangeMan <- and I'm really doubting the "man" part et all.

What a bunch of fags, that chick is smoking hot! If your old fat-ass wife is watching you post just don't type anything! Why slag this gorgeous creature? Do you know what kind of crazy fun shit you can do with a naked skinny girl? Or where? Use your gawd-damn imagination you pussy-whipped fatty-fucker!

... oh ya, leafs suck!