Tuesday, August 10, 2010

TMS is luring TFS to town for Tuesday, August 10th

Thanks to an anonymous commentor and lazy L Dude we were made aware Carey has a birthday coming up; he'll turn 23 on Monday. We present the first in our photo series of him with Montreal chicks as a birthday present and to entice him to sign a fucking contract already. No matter what his agent says, pretty soon we will start to freak the fuck out.

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Sienna Miller in a bikini...
Back to sleep...

23 comments:

orangeman said...

"and we're a lawyer." I would correct your grammar but as of 5 hours ago I am no longer a teacher of English. Us speak English now you want to how.

I'm free, FREE I tells ya! Free to not have a stable income and technically be homeless in 10 hours.

Basically my last day went something like this

Just fucking sign you son of a....Carey Price, you lovely person. Kisses!

L Dude said...

HEY, I'M NOT ANONYMOUS! Just too lazy to log in yesterday.

"it seemed kosher to us, and we're a lawyer" ...and Jewish. (at least partially)

Skipping the TB recaps as I'm too cheap to pay for HBO. Waiting for the DVD set next year.

It wouldn't be racist to ask PG to send up a smoke signal to get Carey back to Montreal pronto (ignoring the fact that rhymes with Tonto), to sign a FUCKING CONTRACT ALREADY, would it?

Not sure why I'm feeling all biggoty today. Dealing with too many stupid people I think. Well, back to the masses.

58 more days.

HabsFan29 said...

@ LDude - i stared at L:-D for an hour to try to decide if it was you. i figured it was just a new emoticon i didnt know. fixed

Anonymous said...

29: It's now officially the new emoticon for being a lazy dumbass.

Cheers

L:-D

WV: hurreer. Curling term for sweep even faster you L:-D's!!

soperman said...

@orangeman

I actually think the grammar is correct in a bizarre way. Each one of the Four Habs Fans is 25% of a Lawyer, thus "they are a lawyer" as in together they make up one lawyer.

If you are looking for a job we need lots of economics teachers and you don't have to know anything, you can just make it up as you go along.

moeman said...

Carey has to pass the following test.

FHFers better get #3, or else!

HabsFan29 said...

@moe - punks? penis? am i close?

moeman said...

@29, go, um, scroll, down.

moeman said...

Quitting in style.

Moey said...

Oh.my.God. Pricey hasn't signed yet? I won't sleep another wink until he does.

*cough* *blows nose*

First a rotten summer cold and now this.....I'm slowly losing the will to live.

GoldenGirl11 said...

How much beer do you think the Macintyre building could actually hold anyway?

Number31 said...

Here, how about a cute puppy. Our new puppy!

Too bad about Benoit. I'd rather have him hiding on the farm waiting for an injury than Picard but whatever. They got Corey Fucking Locke now too. Guess that's why Trotter ran off to Latvia, so he won't be the next unfortunate Corey Locke.

Le Douze said...

@GG, seeing that pull-tab on top of our iconic-Montreal-skyline-round-building sure made me laugh. Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. The real question is, though, how long would it take Cari to chug it? And then when he's done, will he use it as a bong?

Number31 said...

I wouldn't drink from the medical building.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Le12
Thanks. I think Carey could chug it all in one shot, smoke a few butts and then play 58 incredible minutes of hockey.

Mr. natural said...

....you're making my head hurt...

soperman said...

@GG11

Did you have to put a skanky ass right on top of the building where we would drink?

Nothing ruins a beer except for the smell of skank on the can....

GoldenGirl11 said...

@soperman
Had to lead Carey to the beer somehow. She's very thin. I'm sure the burst from opening the "Macintyre Canadian" would send her half way to the moon.

moeman said...

Time to wear shades?

Cue Timbuk3.

Mr. natural said...

@moeman, I dig that reference!

Jimmy2Fresh said...

Let Louis be hereby known as "Lebrow"
Or Louis "The Brow" Leblanc.

orangeman said...

Orangeman here reporting from Kiev, home of the 2004 Orange Revolution. The Dutch, Youppi and honouring my Ukrainian roots. Probably makes those of you who chose your screen name randomly feel kinda inadequate, eh?

Got upgraded to business class for the Seoul-Moscow portion of my trip yesterday making the 24 hour total travel ordeal barable. Got drunk in the airport in Moscow, buying drinks in rubles without having any idea what the exchange rate is. It'll be an interesting CC bill.

So I'm thinking of getting a CCCP Ovie jersey custom made here. I wonder how he'd feel about that. Badly, I hope.

Anyway, off to pay homage to the memorials of the Great Ukrainian Famine and Nazi invasion, each resulting in the murder of all my maternal family save my grandparents. It'll be....emotional....but here is an inspiring tale of Kiev's football team during WWII. GO KIEV DYNAMO GO!

soperman said...

@ GG11

Like a Molson enema? Normally you have the option of administering them orally.