Monday, July 04, 2011

Happy Independence Day to our American Overlords

I'd like to remind you that as a trusted blogger, I can be helpful in rounding up commentors to toil in your underground sugar caves. Enjoy your holiday, you imperialist dogs!

A couple of trades went down yesterday. The big one was Heatley for Havlat. And Burke got some concussions out of Nashville for some spare parts. We are into the serious dog days now people.


Steve said...

Heatley must have some baggage Eh! I wonder if its Samsonite?

Surrender to the mythic brainpower of Brian Burka. He only gets fantastic players, he picks every team he deals with pocket, if only his team played hockey as well as the Toronto Media kissed his ass. Not to COTU, shut the fuck up until you at least make the playoffs.

24% of Americans do not know which country they gained independence from, not surprising when 50% of Americans think independence is a person wearing adult diapers.

soperman said...

"Trusted blogger..."

You are a hoot, 29! :o)

Steve said...

Apathy is getting the best of me
and Apathy will not let me see
that goat has made a deal

Ok Trots is obvious, so how about pepto or trotter is a horse so what about horsecock?

Number31 said...

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrock Trotter! Woo!

After spending a year in Latvia he has come to the conclusion that Hamilton is way better.

At least there were more people watching Dinamo Riga!

Oleg Petrov said...

Still thinking about nicknames - commenters over at RDS have the jump on Budaj, already calling him Garlic. It makes sense in French.