Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Morning Sherwood™ ~ Hot! Hot!! Hot!!! news

Hot enough for ya?
Turn the AC(DC) up, take your pants! off and surf the news.
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Crack, Boom, Bang ~ Stevie Y. signs Stevie S., who says lightning doesn't strike, in Toronto. Suck it leaf fans.
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Flash! ~ 9.5M iPads sold last quarter still don't run it. Apple numbers roar.
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Light up the sky ~ Deck painted, check. Gutters cleared, check. 29 seen hanging colourful lanterns on the patio. Will he be the first to dance?
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Pasta salads are good for you. This one is tasty.
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Esther reports that our boy CHip is a Yote. Kyle, they say its a dry heat.

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You'd think it was colder there but lots of hot things in Russia.
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8 comments:

soperman said...

nice.

Young HF29 said...

Russian PM's get all the CHicks

i tried lighting a smoke off of a patio lantern yesterday. singed my eyebrows

the Maritimer said...

Poor Kyle Chipchura. Former captain of a gold medal winning WJC team, I thought he was going to be a good one for the Habs.

Now, Phoenix? That team is really going to suck this year with no Bryzgalov. One more year of that money sucking pit should do it. Get ready Quebec City.

As if the lowly leaf ever had a chance at landing Stamkos. That's as dumb an idea as Lecavalier landing in Montreal...

Number31 said...

A really dry heat.

OMG Habs! Gorges! SIGN A FUCKING CONTRACT ALREADY BEFORE I PUNCH THE NEXT PERSON TO RUN STUPID SPECULATIONS. And no we don't want a Chris Campoli On Ice here.

ti-cul said...

smart and grit. Sign Calvillo.

Number31 said...

Yeehaw!

Young HF29 said...

@N31- yippee-kay-yay motherfucker!!!

p.s. it really bothers me that our franchise goalie is a total hick

Number31 said...

@29
Doesn't bother me. Those roping skills ropped Timmeh on his ass at center ice.