Friday, September 16, 2011

Sexy Friday is going in for its pre-season physical


Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Scarlett Johansson nude photos...
  • It's time! Habs report for physicals today and actual camp starts tomorrow. You can feel hockey in the air, and it's not just the fact we froze our ass off last night;
  • Puck Daddy's previews have arrived at the Habs. It seems relatively fair and accurate, which is a surprise. But for the love of God don't read the comments. Remember the old Puck Daddy Comment of the Day feature we had around here once? Well, we can't pass up this one: "Leafs are gonna kick their @#$% and finish ahead. Montreal will be fighting for 8th. Price won't play as well as last year. Leafs will get 6th or 7th.";
  • Leafs sign Luke Schenn to a five-year deal, Tronna plans a series of parades;
  • Finnish Flash signs on for another year with the Ducks;
  • The Dallas Stars are bankrupt and being sold. Another successful Southern franchise;
  • Tweet this bitCHes - the NHL has a new social media policy, and it means there won't be any Tweeting from the locker room;
  • Habs TV has a cute new host(ess);
  • Here's a video of some amazing pole dancing, for no reason;
  • Kate Upton goes to football games too. Could she be any more perfect?
  • Some yutz named Allen Mendelsohn has a new blog. We bet that's the last we hear from him.
We're turning over the video section of Sexy Friday to the ladies today, but don't worry, everyone will like it. Do you enjoy handsome young defensemen of African descent showering and working out? Then we have the video for you! It's really just perfect, except for the fact it's filmed in Toronto. Happy Sexy Friday everyone.

18 comments:

Hadulf said...

That yutz provides an interesting read, actually...

Steve said...

@29 If your picture was not in daylight I would have no other conclusion but that you are a vampire, cause it would take most people a couple of hundred years to do what you have already done. For me the first 4 years of grade 9 was devastating.

Moey said...

Someone inspire me to get my lazy ass off this sofa and do the shitload of housework that needs to be done. My cousin arrives from Australia tonight. Have to let him and his wife think that we are semi-civlized. Place looks like the wild wild west, balls of cat hair floating around like tumbleweeds. *sigh*

WV - achoo (seriously)

juce said...

ooohhh la la, something soooo sexy about water on a muscular semi naked/naked body, especially PFK's!
End of video just makes me want to cuddle for some reason!
@29, Thank you!

Chester said...

Hockey, hockey, hockey. Ya

Ya Ya ... hockey hockey

HOCKEYhockeyHockey

It starts to look funny if you type it enough

Hadulf said...

@Cheshockeyter

Amen.

HabsFan29 said...

looks like Vodkov wants to be ready to play for the season opener

/has shot of vodkov
//prays to flying spaghetti monster

Steve said...

Here is the province only partly controlled by Tony Soparano, we have a Tea Party Tim running for job of Premier, and he just admitted he is a Bruins fan, thats a three time loser.

moeman said...

Drs. its hurts when I do this.

moeman said...

Vodkov; “It’s getting better every day,” he said. “Hopefully I’ll be better for the first game of the season.”

Quoth teammate HMS Gill: “I wish I could just go give him the Miyagi treatment, but I can’t.”

moeman said...

Thought I'd catCH some of RDS' Anti-CH to see what they had in store. Séparatiste and still Bleujobbing BR, Snake-tongued and PleXXXe-hater Nordick4ever Bergie, some QMJHL ex-coach hasbeen and Francois GAGnON. Yes I puked.

moeman said...

... and about PFuck Daddy's Habs Preview ...

Who the PFuck cares what Sean Leahy has to say? Like Wyshynski, he is a mindless Habs hater. Nice typical smurf pic you plucking pflosers. If and when you can take your pfucking tongues out of flyer, leaf and bruin ass (big pfuckin' challenge for Wyshynski) serious hockey fans will take you serious. Ain't. Gonna. Happen.

juce said...

@moeman
Amen!

Number31 said...

Is the new glass up at the Bell Center yet? Because I'd like Schultz to test them out. He almost broke the Ricoh once. Let's see how far these new boards "give"...

Moey said...

I don't want Vodkov playing in the season opener. Phucken' leafs.

the Maritimer said...

@moeman, one of the best reasons to frequent this blog is your excellent analysis of various hockey "experts" and media types. I don't read Puck Daddy and I don't understand enough French to watch the anti-CH guys. Why would Bergeron say anything good about the Habs? Thanks for keeping us informed. I also look forward to your CBC HNIT Bob Cold bashing as well.

moeman said...

Merci the M.

Number31 said...

Scratch that. Maybe Yemelin will introduce someone to the new boards...