Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of a whole new set of Kate Upton bikini pics...
- Habs have four games in four nights starting with the Sens tonight. We're tired already;
- Tonight's game will include the appearance of The Mexican, whose lower body is ready to not score goals;
- NEVER touch a Leaf, you will pay. Shanny the punisher hands out five pre-season and five regular season games to Jody Shelly;
- Shanny also handed out 4 + 1 to Letourneau-Leblond, who didn't hit a Leaf;
- THERE IS A BANANA ON THE ICE! THERE IS A BANANA ON THE ICE! Actually we shouldn't joke because this looks like it may be a disgusting racist incident. Ugh;
- MIke Modano will sign a one-day contract so he can retire a Star;
- PJ Stock feels bad;
- For the ladies today, Cosmo puts together a slideshow of 64 hot guys without shirts.