Friday, June 26, 2009

The Draft Day Skate for a Hockey Mom Sexy Friday, June 26th

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of having your death overshadowed by another death...
Well, this is it. The drunken rampage Hockey MILF-hunting goes tonight. We look forward to meeting the PPP gang and puking on them. We are still holding out hope for a Panger actual hockey draft preview, so check back for that on this glorious Sexy Friday.

39 comments:

L Dude said...

Who the hell is Mike Kaberle?

For my MILF predictions, I'm going with what should be a safe bet for #1, Carter Ashton's mom. His dad was a hockey player. Hockey players marry hotties. Therefore Carter's mom should be MILF material.

As a runner up, I'm going local with Louis Leblanc's mom. Face it. There's a lot of hot women in Quebec.

as far as hockey goes, BG also stated Breezer, Dandy, TK won't be made an offer prior to July 1.

HabsFan29 said...

Tomas' evil twin brother?

moeman said...

Don't forget the SILFs.

L Dude said...

SILF - sister?

She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.

my word is: ratdams

I don't have anything to go with it, just a good word.

moeman said...

Sister ou Soeur or both.

Habsfan10 said...

@ L Dude:

I have nothing to add to the conversation other than this:

Word verification: Ovally. As in,
"If the Bruins trade Marc Savard for cap relief, does the new team's equipment guy need to buy a different cup to protect Savard's ovallys?"

L Dude said...

So Bob is looking for a big Centreman. And he doesn't see one avialable through UFA. So if it isn't Vinny, who do you suppose it is? Marleau? I hope not.

Beta169 said...

Well, if it is Maeleau we'll have a new coach and new player that choke in the playoffs! Let's get Turco in net too!

Anonymous said...

Doesn't the draft start in something like two hours?

I think hope of a draft preview from Panger is on life support - but that's okay, you guys need to get an early start on your weekend drinking. ;)

~~Baroque~~

HabsFan29 said...

@baroque - draft actually starts at 7. Still, not looking good...

kevincrumbs said...

HF29, somehow I don't think you were joking about the puking on the PPP folks part. Maybe our brass can help you out by throwing out the whole team for an ageing, expensive Vinny.

Anonymous said...

Must be coverage started by 4:00 pm. I know that something started at that time.

Unless I was just on crack or something. :)

~~Baroque~~

moeman said...

Um, any MILFs yet?

Tom said...

I have a feeling this is going to be a disappointing night, just like the trade deadline, and last year's free agency, and last year's trade deadline, etc.

I expect we'll draft a player from an American college/university player with our first round pick.

Daniel Plainview said...

pull the trigger on it, Robert.

Bryan said...

oh FUCK YOU bettman! as if he brought those two up with him so he wouldn't get booed as much. thank god he didn't get into linguistics. fuckin chump. come on MTL, boo the shit outta buttman

Daniel Plainview said...

am I the only one who thinks it might be advisable for us to tank it?

moeman said...

I need a MILF pic!

Anonymous said...

8 picks in an hour and a half. I need more beer!

Daniel Plainview said...

Babs taking a piss.

moeman said...

More MILFs! OK, one MILF!

kevincrumbs said...

I predict Jordan Schroeder and a booing crowd. Louis Leblanc worries me with this whole going to Harvard for four years thing.

moeman said...

Leblanc!

TheWhite!

Daniel Plainview said...

lots of people across Quebec are touching themselves right now.

Anonymous said...

So, will it be okay to start cheering 'whitey, whitey'?

moeman said...

Whituy, Whituy! is more à propos.

(Also, I formally nickname Louis Leblanc Whituy!)

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Devils took Josefson at #20.

New Jersey, take an offensively-gifted yet defensively-responsible center? Who'da thunk it.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Anaheim is so taking Moore. Their dinosaur has to retire sometime.

@ moeman
Not Leblanciveau?

moeman said...

@SSHF, dat ain't easy to CHeer.

Maybe one day it'll be Lou! Lou! Lou! like they once did in Vancouver with that golaie of theirs.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ moeman
Those Louuuuu chants are confusing. I can never tell whether they're cheering their goalie or heckling the other team's shooter.

Whatever happened to making a splash? You'd think the draft were in our barn or something.

Hmm, I have the list of drafts as they're being made, but not the trades (no RDS or TSN for me). Did Anaheim and Columbus just switch places? If so, Columbus just robbed the Ducks blind. I like it.

moeman said...

Jordan Caron's long-haired brunettish friend/family member wins the SILF/MILF/CILF contest.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Fuck. Bruins took Caron - 6'2, 195lb center. I hate it when the Bruins take Quebec forwards, they always end up burning us.

I just hope this isn't another Urquhart/Bergeron situation...

moeman said...

@SSHF, yes but the Bs never win playoff series that matter , so all is good since '72.

HabsFan29 said...

just walked in after leaving in the 24-25 pick range. here's some advice kids:

NEVER go to the draft. it's the most mind-numbingly boring thing you can imagine. and this comes from someone who took 3 hour property law classes

HabsFan29 said...

ps AND ive had like 6 beers. it was still a nightmare. i was singing the Olé song just to stay awake

HabsFan29 said...

pps babe of the night was Calvin De Haan's girlfriend (I assume, the way they kissed). even by that point (12th) the fans were cheering hot babes to keep things lively

moeman said...

@hf29, not a single (not as in not married) MILF in sight?

HabsFan29 said...

i think one of the Swedes had a semi-MILF, but really no Mrs Turris that I saw

South Shore Habs Fan said...

How long 'til Geno, Crosby, and Staal are the only non-Quebecers on the Pens?