Friday, August 26, 2011

Sexy Friday is working out with vampires and balls

A little something for the ladies today with a nod to our summer fling and its pathetic season. Via.

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of being on vacation with Bar Rafaeli...
  • The new spinner of the NHL's Wheel of Justice met the media and said nothing of relevance;
  • Your Crosby concussion update du jour says even less;
  • Your Habs website puff piece du jour is Lars Eller.Did you know he's been working hard in the off-season?
  • Though the Habs website did something interesting for a change and is allowing readers to leave predictions for the season with comments via their Facebook accounts. Man that "Allen Mendelsohn" commentor is stylish and handsome;
  • We never mentioned this week the announcement of the Habs new English radio play by play guy. Consider him mentioned;
  • Buffalo will have a new arena name this year.We miss The Aud;
  • Because there is really not much hockey and we need bullets, here are Victoria Silvstedt's massive tits in a bikini.
God bless Victoria's Secret and their ability to put out new videos every other day. Here's something about exercising with balls. Or boxing or something. We kind of black out when we see hot blondes in workout clothes. Anyway, time to hit the gym. Happy Sexy Friday everyone.

22 comments:

Steve said...

Oh Yeah if I am ever going to have a threesome and only one of the group is a female its not going to happen, even if it was Eric or that Alan guy.

Lego says he has not eaten a Danish all summer, his Danish girlfriend is likely very pissed. Maybe he has been eating some Swedes or Finns on the side? Why did he have shoulder surgery, could they just not snap in a new piece? So many questions.

Anonymous said...

I love all you guys and your big Winnipeg Blue Bombers big giant bums.

Blue Bonnets has alcoholic stepfathers lose all the grocery cash day this weekend. Don't miss it.

Pants

JHK

Steve said...

Ok they are out of order IMHO, claudi is numro uno. But they are ten times better than Eric or that Alan guy.

HabsFan29 said...

A JHK appearance! We are truly blessed today

That's a hell of a list Steve, in any order

Steve said...

Yemlin is the only Hab rookie of note and he does not have an official FHF nickname. There are only a couple of months to complete this essential task. I suggest (again) Yeti cause compared to Yemmy its fucking genius.

Or maybe for those who remember the Flintstones and do not consider it a documentary (like Harper) Bam Bam

moeman said...

In honour of Benoit Brunet we should nickname him AYeYeYemelin.

Steve said...

Totally original question, would you take Sydney Crosby or the Mexicant with your last pick in a fantasy hockey pool.

Easy answer, since its a fantasy take Mexicant and he gets 100 points.

the Maritimer said...

I'm not taking any Habs in my hockey pool this year. Every time I do it's the kiss of death. I think the last time I won any money in a hockey pool, Bill Clinton was president.

Steve said...

@Maritimer Cole, Squid and Patches all over 100 points.

Number31 said...

@Steve
I nicknamed him Gremelin.

the Maritimer said...

@Steve, not a chance. Not with Chokula holding the reins. Not one Hab will be over 60 points.

Moey said...

Yum. Okay, now I need a smoke.

juce said...

I think Gremlin would jinx it. If you remember the movie, gremlins were bad, mischievious. But the one sole Moguai, stayed pure and fought evil. He could be our Moguai against those evil Broons. Though, I forget what that good creature's name actually was.

Moey said...

@Juce

Gizmo.

Number31 said...

Olivier Archambault got an assist in a 1-1 game vs the Armada, and scored the shootout winner. Suck on that, Gargamel you team stealing skunk. (Yes, I'm annoyed and bitter the Juniors were dragged out to the middle of nowhere).

Mr. natural said...

PHucken' Irene, your screwing up my BBQ.

Number31 said...

CBCnews reports not-so-hurricane Irene will rain on Brad Marchand's Cup parade. To which I say GOOD! At least it'll wash away his drunken piss quickly...

Mr. natural said...

Thx 31, every cloud has a silver lining....

moeman said...

Mix is some of marchand's puke to irene's cleansing. Did I ever mention Fuckface marchand was a little puke?

Anonymous said...

Just played In a hockey tournament in Longeille(sp), we won the CHampionship game versus a team from Boston. Now leaving this beautiful soggy city to our homes near the CotU. The local economy was well supported, and trickle down through the purchase of acrylic Prada stilletoes and fishnet stockings should commence Monday.

the (fed up) Maritimer said...

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm getting sick of local Boston fans bragging about their tainted Cup. I'll be so glad when they crown a new (and legitimate) champion next spring.

Fuck all those assholes!

Bookmaker Casino said...

hey thanks for the tips on working out, I usually go for a run from time to time and I like it, but it is so hard to get up out of bed to go to run