Thursday, July 08, 2010

Featuring 100% new footage

So we have our first Zapruder-like footage from development camp. Hey, it's hockey in the summer. Just looking at that ice should cool you down from this heat. This first one is allegedly Andreas Engqvist.



And this next one is the one you've been waiting for, Alexander Avtsin. Marvel how he stands there in the corner playing with himself.



Wow! Do you feel like you just wasted two minutes of your life?

32 comments:

moeman said...

Broek!

J.T. said...

Uh oh. Didn't Kovalev used to spend long stretches of practice standing off by himself, stickhandling around a bunch of stationary pucks? Except better?

wv: Still, I guess the Habs did a good jobby to get at least one drafted Russian to come over.

bea.habs.fan said...

I think I went back to sleep.
guess you had to be there.

must admit the coling effect of th eice worked, I've more or lesss stopped sweating (the other reason however could be major dehydration)

WV: my braim is melting (along with the rest of me)

soperman said...

It is not wasted time because I am getting paid to watch it and it is all pensionable.

Woooo Hooooo!

I can't wait for October 7th!

the Maritimer said...

Remember the good old days when we used to waste our time here reading about Gainey chasing Mats Sundin?

I miss those days...

L Dude said...

Hear the big news? Mike Fisher's finally going to be able to dip his stick in Carrie's Underwood. Wait. What? That makes no sense. Moving on...

Any of you of the Jewish persuasion see "A Serious Man" - the Cohen Bros. movie? I found it bizarrly funny.

Gino Tomac said...

Sadly your riveting footage of Avtsin doing absolutely nothing is the most entertaining hockey content out there right now.

Fuck, I hate the summer.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@LDude
It's on my summer movies-to-see list. I heard it's funny and depressing all at the same time, a common Jewish quality.

Can't wait. I just can't watch Yentl anymore.

moeman said...

Pantalón!

ironchefrick said...

on the first one, was I mistaken, or was that Jacques Martin counter-attacking???

HabsFan29 said...

i think it is JM. and then one player almost checks him until he realizes that's probably not a good idea if you want to make the team

moeman said...

For Moey.

moeman said...

For grilled food lovers.

NB - if you BBQ Pants!less, wear an apron, you can always get naked after the grilling is done.

G Y F H !

b said...

I think we should have JM meet with the Rabbi. Perhaps he can be introduced to the Jefferson Airplane and the world post trap.

You cannot tell me that there is nobody in Quebec who speaks French who is a free agent who cannot do what Andreas Engqvist was doing. What a ponderous coup de patin- makes Hall Gill look ....
well it sort of looks like Hall Gill skating fast ....

bea.habs.fan said...

@Moeman

great I'm hungry now.
a frind of mine makes BBQed fruit platters. pineapple is my favorite

(PS marry me - I love men who cook)

moeman said...

@bea, soak the large pineapple strips in Bajan rum and real vanilla before the apron-less grilling.

Also, so long as there's no Mr. bea in the way ...

bea.habs.fan said...

@ Moeman

mmmmm I either have to get a BBQ or move in with you!!!!

(no Mr. bea anywhere - not sure such a beast exists)

moeman said...

@bea, I have a real nice BBQ.

WV = shing

Moey said...

@moeman,

Now THAT is entertaining. Merci.

I do all the grilling at chez Moey and always pantless. When it's raining Mr. Moey offers to fetch me an umbrella. He's the best.

moeman said...

Bienvenue Moey. I know you like furry little things and that animated cat spooning the mouse into space was too good to not post, here, for you.

Also, man, is Mr. Moey a fucking lucky bastage or what!?

NB FHF kidz, I bolded the fucking word fucking because there just isn't enough fucking swearing, except whenst discussing the fucking heat. Who the fuck needs pants in this weather?

Moey said...

@moeman,

It is fucking hot and I still don't have a drop of fucking water in the fucking pool. My fucking fence builder has just fucked off for two days. Now I'm fucked until Saturday. Fuck.

moeman said...

@Moey, do you have a sprinkler?

kevincrumbs said...

@L Dude: I'm not Jewish but I saw "A Serious Man" a couple of months ago and enjoyed it quite a bit.

I was at Target a couple of hours ago and saw something in the toy section advertising Lego Games. I read it as Lego Gomez. God help me... thinking about the Habs too much.

J.T. said...

@kevin: I know. I had to read a radio script this morning with the word "gorges" in it, as in big, deep pits on the ground. I pronounced it "Gorges" as in Josh. Habs on the brain.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Kevin
Now go give Yentl a try. I dare you not to cry.

moeman said...

PFK honoured;

http://theahl.com/ahl-names-winners-of-excellence-awards-p143238

~~~

Pass this Bar exam on Sexy Friday;

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/181365/BAR-RAFAELI.jpg

ezzeloharr said...

I just have to say I *love* the "Arrested Developments" tag. Brilliant.

wv: slyzi.

Moey said...

@moeman,

Yeah, I have a sprinkler. It's not that, I can't sit outside unless I can take a dip to cool off, so I'm stuck in the house. It sucks because summer is so short.

I'm watching David Suchet on the Orient Express on PBS. I'm putting that trip on my bucket list.

Oleg Petrov said...

Word on the street is that Avtsin doesn't speak a word of anything other than Russian and the Habs forgot to hire an interpreter on skates. So development camp thus far has been stand-in-the-corner camp.

Lotta dosh for a plane ticket...

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Oleg
Wow. Not very tough to find a Russian interpreter in montreal. Ana Sherbatov runs a hockey power skate program in Montreal.

Number31 said...

Hackey been very gud to me.

Mr. natural said...

Yentl both sucks and blows.

A serious man is brilliant! The Coen brothers are PHucking geniuses.

I will admit; though a proud member of the pantless brigade, SAFETY FIRST! Now listen up kids, always wear pants while working the BBQ, you do not want your dingleberries to suffer second degree burns.

I recommend eating at a restaurant with a big PHucking American air conditioner or order pizza.

That is all.

And when is someone going to dial down this heatwave?