Friday, July 09, 2010

Sexy Friday is going random

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of playing for the Miami Heat...
  • RDS asks if this season is Ryan White's and Ben Maxwell's last chance. Yes it is;
  • PFK wins some AHL award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence;
  • Legendary Vancouver Canuck superstar Markus Naslund will have his number retired;
  • We've been ignoring the TSN / Globe whole 7th team in Canada series because, well, we just think it's a ploy for ratings and pageviews. But they've started on Quebec City, so we'll make an exception.
For Sexy Friday today, we went to YouTube and searched for "Sexy Friday." This is the random video that came up. For those of you who don't enjoy the stripping, consider this an opportunity to discuss Lady Gaga's influence on popular culture.

17 comments:

Boob Gainey said...

Ben Maxwell? Why are they still even talking about this poor man's Kyle Chipchura?

Ryan White on the other hand I kinda like.

soperman said...

Lady Gaga? Ben Maxwell? TSN/Globe?

This is going down as a low point for FHF Fridays. Fortunately, even your low points are passable reading.

Jaybird said...

Legendary Vancouver Canuck Superstar Markus Naslund?

Please tell me this is sarcasm at its finest. IOt would be like retiring Plekanec's jersey after three more good seasons.

And I'm 90 percent sure that stripper is a tranny. Scrubbing eyeballs.

Jeez I haven't been here for a while seems its midsummer effort mode as to be expected! Still love it though. I miss Jero.

Young HF29 said...

sarcasm at its finest

i should hope so

i admit to mailing it in today people. it's 1000 degrees and it's the middle of the summer and nothing is going on and it's 1000 degrees and i can't think and i've got a thesis to finish and did i mention IT'S A THOUSAND FUCKING DEGREES?????

gah. i need a drink

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Jaybird
100% tranny. That is why he/she is wearing the caution tape as a thong. It's holding everything in the right place. Why do you think there is so much squatting? It's not to be erotic, it's because there's nothing worse than a penis wedgie.

WV: fichout, I kid you not.

soperman said...

That's ok, 29. You are still number one in my books. I have slept most of my workday today. Another quick nap and I am heading to the bar for some ice-cold brewskis.

Chester said...

Who or what is a Lady Gaga.

kevincrumbs said...

Nice Simpsons reference with the PFK there.

Also, how the fuck can Squid claim to support both Juve and Inter Milan? That's like the equivalent of saying you're a Avalanche & Red Wings fan or something.

Jaybird said...

I was completely johin' with yas of course. The fact that you can take the time to post anything in the summer is downright amazing...tucked penises or not!

@GG - probably the most significant WV of all time. Well done!

Jaybird said...

joshing I meant. Jesus I'm on Friday summer mode myself.

How bout that Eller tho? Im excited over him and Avtsin. Also I am with Boob...Less Maxwell more Whitewalls.

Jaybird said...

Oh my stars I was right:

29 you tricky rascal

I hate you google.

WV: dingsle .... I also shit you not.

Steve said...

Has Mami got a hockey team, I donna know, but you have to like LBJ and Bosh and Wade taking on the man, turning down hundreds of millions of collective dollars just to make a winning team, Now when are all the Quebec hockey players gonna come home to Montreal on the same ticket?

Steve said...

Has Mami got a hockey team, I donna know, but you have to like LBJ and Bosh and Wade taking on the man, turning down hundreds of millions of collective dollars just to make a winning team, Now when are all the Quebec hockey players gonna come home to Montreal on the same ticket?

Mr. natural said...

Tranny, SWEET!

Saturday AM and temparature is now officially below 1000!

Is that celsius or fahrenheit?

the Maritimer said...

@GG,
Are you sure? That ass looks female...

GoldenGirl11 said...

@the maritimer
Those look like man legs to me. Not an ounce of cellulite. And only someone trying to conceal something would use police tape. Not sure about how strippers feel but I know that I would never want anything that sticky to be so dangerously close to the man in the boat.

the Maritimer said...

@GG
Just so you know, police tape doesn't have a sticky side...it's just meant to keep you away from the scene...wait, you may be right after all.

If that is a guy, I would want to be warned off that.