Friday, May 13, 2011

FINALLY Sexy Friday. (and fuck you Blogger)

JEBUS I HATE BLOGGER. Apologies to those of you (Steve) who have tried to comment over the past 24 hours or so. Blogger was totally fucked for everyone, not just us. Google is short of cash, can't afford to pay the hosting bills or something. ANYWAY, tweet this bitCHes: Sharks survive, Canada blows, Goat signs a Euro D but he's Swiss, Victorias Secret, bikinis, lingerie, more Victorias Secret, more bikinis, more lingerie. #FUCKnowyoutubeisdowncantembedavideoheresanoldfashionedTWOTOLpic

32 comments:

Le Douze said...

I was gonna post a snarky comment about missing Sexy Friday, but then I figured out about the Blogger outage. Anyway, I found my own Sexy Friday Habs picture ... a nice young Quebecoise preparing to watch a Habs game, FHF style (NSWF, obvs.)

Anyway, thanks for posting.

soperman said...

Oh good another d-man. How about signing another scoring man?

Le Douze said...

@sope - yeah, I know what you mean - why do we need another blue line project when we have too many on the string already (unless Goat has already decided to pass on Hamr, Wiz, sopes, etc.). But maybe Swiss Miss 3.0 was too good of a deal to pass on, and I guess the 'Dogs need some blue line depth....

Le Douze said...

I hear that there's a really hot scoring Czech forward who has been awesome at the worlds, and who even has some NHL experience... maybe he would be available?

Le Douze said...

sheesh, if I post only 10 more times, can I get the honourary Steve medal for the day?

Steve said...

Hi Le Douze, thanks for cutting my grass:). I am so with you on Jager.

It was my fault about the blogspot outage, my new blog forehabsfans was so popular it crashed the server, viewer number 5 if you go now its up again.

Orangeman said...

Steve, google asked me if I wanted to translate your page when I got there. No shit. That's hilarious. Good read, though.

Anyone see that Finnish kid score that lacrosse goal against Russia today? If PK did that there'd be burning crosses on his lawn. Yes, I went there and then I set up camp there.

And I agree, enough with the D-men. Frankly D wasn't our problem this year (it was sort of but should be fine with guys coming back from injury and PK getting experience). The fact is we scored the least amount of goals out of all the playoff teams. GET A GOAL SCORER. A big one.

moeman said...

Fuck, I wrote what might have been my opus, loaded with lyrics and sexy babe pics and snark. Blogger ate the whole fucking thing.

Also, go fuck yourself Nicholson, you fuckface.

"Nicholson thinks GM Dave Nonis assembled a good enough team to win here, but faulted a few young players for declining invitations to the tournament for reasons that were a “little lame.”

He refused to name names — “those players know who they are” — but indicated they could have made the difference between winning and losing."

Asshole sucks leaf whilst suggesting who? PFK! and TFS™? Motherfucking POS.

moeman said...

This will make cherry's head explode;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7AxK5Fim5I

L Dude said...

Yo. Go to TSN and vote for Cammy over that eye plucking cocksucker Justin Williams!

We'll soon be the Swissiest team ever!

moeman said...

tsn uses Flash. Fuck em'.

moeman said...

#SexyFriday was taken?

Number31 said...

Leaf fans bitch they would have won a 2-1 game if Reimer were in nets. I respectfully disagree, and blame the Leaf Captain for blowing chunks on that puck allowing a shorthanded breakaway and for Leaf Wundercrap Schenn for falling on his ass (suffering from acute Pouliotitis) on the Kovalchuk's goal.

And yea fuck you Nicholson. Maybe he should direct his anger at Rick Nash for becoming the next Dustin Penner or wonder why Skinner/Tavares/Eberle couldn't score a single goal in that game instead. Or, you know, stop hiring Ken Hitchcock.

For one, Cammy has TWO shoulder injuries and an obligation to the team that employs him. Same with PK, doesn't want to make any nagging injuries worse. I don't think they even bothered to ask Price but he would have declined anyway considering he played the whole fucking year, unlike some of the players on Team Canada...

I would take the World Championship more seriously if Team Canada wasn't run by a couple of dicks. I was cheering for Norway anyway.

Number31 said...

Also that Raphael dude actually aims when he shoots. Seems like a good pickup.

Mr. natural said...

1. PHuck Blogger.
2. Montreal mirror best of Montreal issue: Montrealer closest to sainthood = PFK BitCHes!
3. Wine cellar almost complete, need to invite over 800 friends to each bring 1 bottle to top off the 1000 bottle capacity.
4. Sharks are gonna eat Luongo!

Die Broonz Die!

that is all.

Mr. n

Mr. natural said...

Oh yeah, thanks for sexy Friday.

CHeers!

BaruCH said...

fucking blogger just ate my comment.
@O you right we need a scorer, especialy one which won't be oblivionized by a Yugoslav butcher.

@31 Canada sure looked like they didn't care much. Couldn't they get a coach who had actually got to the playoffs once recently, like Paul Maurice?

I hate all teams with black uniforms, so I guess that leaves the nucks and delicate timorous no-longer-captain looooo! btw the performance of Nucks this playoffs is another proof that the season is way too long (too many teams) and the playoffs are too long. I would say take the top 8 and basta!

Which brings me to: the IIHF championship structure sucks. WHat's with the proportionally long 'season' of meaningless qualifying games, and the 1-and-in(out) eliminations? Well, it sure doesn't work if your team is coached by Ken HitCHcoke. I really enjoyed watching the Plexxe Jagr line, that was luuuuvvly, but they got knocked around a lot by the bigger Swedes. I'm still rooting for the Swedes in the final because the yellow, reminds me of the old Kings uniform, though that was high CHeeeZ. I kind of like how they redesigned the crest so it looks like the emblem of a military helicopter manufacturer or something, but I still hate black uniforms, slate maybe? ergo: Kings suck, rooting for Sweden, also like that their goalie is called 'Fasth'.
Be good to have a game next year Fasth vs Quick.

Orangeman said...

The WC is kind of stupid. Canada went udefeated in round robin and their reward was meeting Russia in the first round? Meanwhile Sweden finishes second and meets Germany. Uh-huh. Seems to work out that way every year with countries building a better team after the round robin, which punishes teams with depth that don't need to retool. But it's just hockey, I'd be fanatical if Canada were in the finals now. I just don't consider it a best vs best scenerio. We did that last year and embarrassed the Russians. Maybe if Russian players actually made the NHL playoffs, their team wouldn't be so loaded....

Number31 said...

Here's to the Boogeyman. Gone too young...

Mr. natural said...

ha ha ha fat Timmy got lit up!

Number31 said...

Yes, you're welcome Lightning from the Habs for providing the game tape on "how to defeat Boston" only someone forgot to keep MAB on the bench unless there's a powerplay.

Mr. natural said...

RIP Ranger's Boogard.

Found dead in his apartment in Minny.

Only 28 yrs old.

Mr. natural said...

@31, just saw UR reference to Boogeyman. RIP.

BaruCH said...

a precious memory from April...

WV: phica (what Julien is about to say)

Number31 said...

Forget Jagr. He's slow, old, and turnover-y. I like how Cervenka plays with Pleky more.

BaruCH said...

arrg sorry for the nowhere link above
here are the sentimentally valuable freeze frames of Julien losing it during the Habs series.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19650126/fhf/julien1.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19650126/fhf/julien2.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19650126/fhf/julien3.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19650126/fhf/julien4.png

moeman said...

Sexy SNL;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhFLJUl3Gxk

the Maritimer said...

Re: Jagr.

I vote no.

Orangeman said...

After 30 mins and 5 tries, fuck blogger. Either that or the internet has finally banded together to block my irrational rantings.

Number31 said...

SUOMI!

Anonymous said...

Lapierre goes all Bobby Orr

who knew?

Anonymous said...

"It's pity we didn't win the gold but you can't win every year," former NHL star Jaromir Jagr said.

not Hab material?