Thursday, May 26, 2011

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DIE BRUINS DIE!!!!!!!11!!!1111!!! #bonk

17 comments:

Steve said...

Die Bruins Die, what do I want from Boston, I want them to die!

HeadHunter said...

Timmy gets mad, Timmy gives up goals. I become extremely happy.

Steve said...

Since the Goat is away someone has to do his job, where is that Jager announcement anyway?

Top paid defenceman. Laugh at Burka when you see number 5 & 14!

1. Keith, Duncan »$8,000,000
2. Pronger, Chris »$7,600,000
3. Chara, Zdeno » $7,500,000
4. Campbell, Brian » $7,142,875
5. Phaneuf, Dion » $7,000,000

6. Timonen, Kimmo » $7,000,000
7. Boyle, Dan » $6,666,666
8. Bouwmeester, Jay $6,600,000
9. Redden, Wade » $6,500,000
10. Lidstrom, Nicklas » $6,200,000

11. Visnovsky, Lubomir » $6,000,000
12. Rafalski, Brian » $6,000,000
13. Jovanovski, Ed » $6,000,000
14. Komisarek, Mike » $6,000,000
15. Markov, Andrei » $5,750,000

16. Gilbert, Tom » $5,500,000
17. Hamrlik, Roman » $5,500,000
18. Gonchar, Sergei » $5,500,000
19. Martin, Paul » $5,500,000
20. Hainsey, Ron »$5,000,000

moeman said...

Go Bolts, kill dem fuckin' broons.

soperman said...

Why the heck are the Broons worried about the number of powerplays they are getting? If the rules were like they are in football, Boston would have to decline the penalty.

HabsFan29 said...

I never heard of this "Joonas Nattinen" we just signed but i got the feeling he's gonna have some good nicknames around here

Steve said...

He is 6' 2" so someone must have made a mistake at the 2009 draft. If there were a prototype player to play the system he would be a top prospect. At elite levels in Finland he did not show up on the score sheet.

Steve said...

The Montreal Gazette is going to play king Canute and go paywall. I have not hit it yet but if its like the New York times its as easy to deke out as KomiIsuck or Celine.

Here is the blocked URL line for NYT

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/22/automobiles/22FIAT.html?scp=1&sq=Fiat%20500&st=cse&gwh=64F2766AA52241EBDB7681BCE2118649

Erase all the text to the right of the question mark, hit enter and you are though the defense.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/22/automobiles/22FIAT.html?

Excuse me now I have to get back to bringing down Sony.

moeman said...

What are the odds?

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/05/26/bruins-horton-could-be-suspended

Mr. natural said...

No matter who wins it's an all ex-Habs coahing fest...*Sigh*.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@moeman

very extremely completely nonexistently low odds that they suspend a good Bruins player for a game 7 in Boston for that.

Mr. natural said...

...oh yeah also Die Bruins Die!!

That is all.

HeadHunter said...

@Cornelius

I love the emphasis on "good". If it was Jordan Caron he would be out of there. :) Stature didn't see to affect the league suspending a head coach in a playoff game, one that could have been considered rather important....in the end, you are probably right...sigh

iRiRi said...

It's like the league isn't even trying to hide it anymore. Ugh.

DIE BRUINS DIE.

Orangeman said...

I just wrote yet another long post about the bias of the league, specifically Colin. But y'know, at this point you just have to sit back and gawk at the shamelessness of it all. It's truly a wonder. Anyway, one of his son's teammates literally tried to murder someone on live TV. You think a bit of spitting water is going to get a broon suspended?

Go Bolts! (ugh, I can't believe I've been forced to say that).

Number31 said...

Buck Fruins.

Number31 said...

Wooooo Lacrosse is coming back to Montreal. Boooo all the way up in Boisbriand? :/