Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Tweet this bitCHes for 05/04

Caps falling apart, Kesler the OT man, crazy Bulldogs game. #fuckingrain514

22 comments:

Steve said...

We could have been contenders

Chester said...

HEY !!
I read that some faceless Beaner took a dive after a Richards check.
The fucking wimp went so far as to spend the night in the hospital. Man those diving Beaners, is there nothing they won't do to draw a penalty.

Habsfan10 said...

From Elliot Friedman: "Had an interesting conversation with an NHL front-office type about Max Pacioretty. He said other teams were disappointed the Canadiens showed so much patience. They were hoping Montreal would get upset with some of his earlier comments and want to trade him. There was a lot of interest."

Score one for the Goat.

Steve said...

I hope they are just as patient with TITS

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Chester

I like to think you made that comment just for me. It's nice to be thought of.

Hope you guys are enjoying the second round as much as I am!

xoxo your friend, Cornelius "Not CH like the habs, they suck" Hardenbergh

Steve said...

Hi,Cornelius Hardenbergh

The playoffs are still going on?

Comming from Boston I bet your jealous that Canada beat the USA in having the Tea Party take over government.

Wait till you meet our southern cousins, lightning strikes tall or protruding objects first.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@steve

Actually I'm pretty disappointed in Canada for that but I was also disappointed every time it happened in America, so what can you do?

Chester said...

Sorry Cornelius,
I don't post comments for / to Beaners. Go troll somewhere else.

HabsFan29 said...

Chester I know 10's told you this before, but Corny is not a troll. He's a beloved troll

Chester said...

Sorry, I'm not part of your circle.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@chester I'm sorry you don't want to be friends. I understand, though. My lucky Orr jersey is starting to get a little smelly.

I'd rather not chase you off the site, though, since it's a pretty great spot. I also have some work to do, so I'm off for now. Just figured I'd check in since the posts have gotten so short.

foo said...

Hey guys! Can we borrow Carey Price for a week or two? Our goalies can't stop the most offensively challenged team in the playoffs from scoring. Worst of all we're making dipshits like Campbell and Marchand look like good hockey players. We'll return him in good condition and with some additional playoff experience. Promise. Sincerely - a PHucktard.

Steve said...

Hey Foo, No, I still hate the flyers, and the bruins, and you could have had Halak for a bag of pucks last year but your so called brain trust went with professional volleyball players.

Anonymous said...

@ chester...

Then obviously you can't read correctly..... some faceless beaner "missed" Richards...lol and I am a Bruins fan.... and I can still laugh at the fact that he missed....

foo said...

Steve - if we had sent you a bag of pucks last year they would have all come with huge contracts and no trade clauses and the resulting cap hit might have meant losing valuable players like Gomez or Kostitsyn (sp?)

Habsfan10 said...

@ foo: We can lend you Ken Dryden. He's looking for something to do and at 63 he's still probably better than fucking Brian Boucher. Just send us that van Riemsdyk fella after the playoffs and you've got a deal.

Steve said...

@Foo, why is everyone picking on TITS he is going to get a complex and become inconsistent.

Steve said...

Market Report

Buy TITS, Gill, WIZ SM2

SELL SELL SELL Gomez, Chocula, Goat

Hold Vodkov

Orangeman said...

I don't hold grudges, Cornie! I for one would like to congratulate the Boston Bruins on their 2-0 series lead. And why wouldn't I, they are so damn good at getting those second round series leads. Get the brooms out! What could possibly go wrong?!

Mr. natural said...

after watching the Broonz go up on the PHucktards 3-0 tonight (it's like watching two completely different teams...I don't get it) anyway I have digested and yes I prefer ( by prefer I mean hate less) that the Broonz win because the Broonz have had a moment or two in my lifetime, where they were a real hockey team, never the PHucktards. so once again...

Die PHucktards Die!

That is all.

Number31 said...

Man...Wiz broke his hand in game 5 and had it frozen TWICE so he could play the rest of the series, could barely hold his stick, and was still one of our better defenceman despite playing through excruciating pain. (No wonder he wasn't really shooting the puck so much). I hope he's back next season but I have a feeling his agent's gonna go for the bank...

Hey! Habs South swept the Caps.

Bulldogs up 1-0 in the 3rd. Dumont's goal.

Mr. natural said...

Boudreau, worst playoff coach ever