Friday, May 27, 2011

Sexy Friday is rambling

Oh hello there. Good Friday morning (not Good Friday morning, but a good Friday morning, if you know what we mean) to you, kind sir or lady. After Tweeting this bitCHes for a couple of weeks now we seem to have a lot of words left over to use. Actually we wanted to Tweet this bitCHes this morning but really there was nothing to Tweet about. No game yesterday. What the hell is gonna happen when the playoffs are actually over? We may go into hibernation. The big Habs news yesterday was the signing of Joonas "The Jew" "Natty Light" Nattinnen. "Joonas is a promising young player with size and skills," The Goat said in a statement. If we had a nickel for every time we heard that. Well actually, we never hear about the size part, so maybe this is a step up? That's really it for the hockey news. Well Doug Weight retired. Yawn. We remember when he was a promising young player with size and skills (5'11" was big back then, in the '40s) . Man we're old. That may be why we're rambling. Here's a tidbit about Bettman, the NHL and ESPN, with a juicy quote that like the Globe's writer, we have no fucking clue what it means. Bettman no doubt is too busy fixing the Bs-Bolts Game 7 tonight (Rollie is starting) to give a shit though. Already he's been busy not suspending Nathan Horton. We believe that about wraps up the hockey story this morning, Memorial Cup results notwithstanding.

Let's see what else is going on around the internets? [checks Buzzfeed] Meh. The big trending news seems to be the engagement of a useless reality star known for having a fat ass and making a really shitty porno and a marginal NBA player. The world is going to hell, face it people. Sports news? The Heat are off to the NBA Finals against the Mavs. The NBA playoffs have been pretty darn good this year. We should know, we've watched enough of them because we (confession time) really fucking hate hockey (once the Habs are out). Just too depressing to watch. Though we imagine we'll tune in to some Game 7 tonight, but only after Friday Night Lights is over. Man we're rambling. Speaking of rambling, have you read Steve's blog yet? It's actually quite coherent! Well sort of. It is Steve after all. And on a wide range of topics no less! Everything from the Military Industrial Complex to the world economy to Bob Dylan to even some hockey. And as to be expected from Steve, he's prolific. Anyway, worth a read in the nightmare of the off-season. What else you gonna do?

OK enough rambling, on to the sexy. Here's LiLo frolicking in a bikini, Bar Rafaeli in a bikini, Julianne Hough in a bikini, LeAnn Rimes in a bikini, and Aubrey O'Day in a bikini. We sense a theme here. Today's vid is gracias à moeman, who found this safe for work porn video. No, really! It's a bunch of pre-sex scenes from porn movies strung together in a music video. Happy Sexy Friday everyone.

24 comments:

Moey said...

Enough of this crap weather already. The first Friday in forever that I don't have appointments, guess I'll go to Walmart and stock up on toilet paper. Oooh, the excitement!

Oh, and go your phucken Bolts go!

Steve said...

Bar Raf wins the bikini contest by a large margin. I hate Leo and Justin.
@29 thanks for the kind words.

GO Bolts GO

Anonymous said...

29. 29. 29. 29.....29!


Wake now. Wake now.

You're all over the place. Your fucking brain is fantastic.

Control the drug. Do not let it control you.

Plus you have like Court on Monday. Oh my fucking god. Spectacular penis out of your pants in public. Knob. Monday morning. Penis out.

Vomit. I vomited on my client. I'm brushing the vomit, my still steamy vomit, off my client. Off his fine wool lapels. Lapels precisely of this year's width.

29 you know I love you. Barrister girl loves you. 4HF version 1.4 and 6.8 love you too.

The Habs will be good. Carey is a gigantic guy, and the pads must now be in proportion. Carey has big big giant pads. It's ok 29.

PK, yes, PK, told me at the Mandarin Bangkok last night that he will tuck you into back of his pants and bring you with him on really cool rushes. You're gonna see the whole play right there. You'll be right there in the action 29! It'll be good! It's ok 29.

JM is worried about us. I mean us here at 4HF. He's like really concerned. He's genuinely worried guys. He sends his love. He's a nice fuckin guy man. He asked about you. He LIKES you man! It's ok 29.

Pax says that you should chill out dude. That the doc told him no alcohol or 90 percent pure coke for at least 3 months. He's sticking to the PROGRAM dude, one step at a time. Let's see you do the same thing! It's ok 29.

Cheers. It's ok 29.

Steve said...

@anon more we want more, there is a movie script or a TV show in there somewhere.

But PFK would never stay at the center for wankers, the Sheridan or the Regent, much more believable.

Anonymous said...

Steve. We will debate that one.

Hey! There goes Elvis! Gotta go dude.

HabsFan29 said...

i feel better. thx anon!

moeman said...

Die Bruins Die!

moeman said...

CotU mediots and leaf fans, still fucking losers 18 years later;

http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=367030

Steve said...

I have been thinking about our newest impact player. He has great potential. He is huge for a hab, so from Joonas, I go to Johnah, and from there to Whale.

All in all it looks like we will have a hell of a team in 2014.

Boob Gainey said...

Anyone else read about the final 4 min of that Air France flight that crashed in the Atlantic?

Harrowing.

Much like watching the Bruins win the Stanley Cup, I guess.

Steve said...

@boob gainy, I am not one to criticizes a 10,ooo foot per minitue crash. I have found myself flat on on my ass or worse many times. The pilots were no good or the plane was no good, thats my death stare.

Steve said...

we got a hockey game going on, and I am lovin it

HabsFan29 said...

Bob Cold may have a heart attack by the end of the night. we can only hope

moeman said...

I hope crotch croaks on air and mclame mouth to mouths him with as much success as Gilles Gilbert had on Lafleur's blast from the circle.

moeman said...

How stupid/biased is hnic? When did you ever hear supposed hockey media experts mouthbreathe that 'fewer penalties for (Tampa) would benefit a team (broons)'.

Nice 1st round stats there FaTimmy.

Steve said...

We have nothing to be ashamed of. All the big names for the Bolts are not breaking this game open any more than our smurfs did. In fact so far this game we would have kllled those broons. I hope the bolts win but it should have been us.

Number31 said...

Wake me up when the next round finally shows up. I'm going back to my Restaurant City.

Steve said...

Look at the play of the urologist, he is leaving half the pp on the ice compared to last year.

HabsFan29 said...

crap

Number31 said...

There's your reason why he wasn't suspended.

Number31 said...

Well, I'm glad the Habs didn't trade Pleky, Gorges, Price, and PK for Vince...

Mr. natural said...

PHuck, Shit!!

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be so upset if they would of at least reviewed that fucking water bottle shit. I fucking hate Boston so much

Not Geoff Molson said...

fuck you Bs!

I'm not normally a Nucks fan, but dammit the shaved ape can't win it.

Coming to you live from Oslo, home of biatholon-the Norwegian drive-by.