Thursday, May 05, 2011

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Buh-bye Bruce B, PHucktards blow, Sharks in OT, Vodkov contract? and Bulldogs lose. #sickoffuckingrain

15 comments:

the Maritimer said...

Watched the 3rd period of the TB/Was game, what a bunch of chokers the Crapitals are. Semin is a waste of cap space. They need a few more North American players before they get any better. I thought Martin St. Louis was getting too old to be effective anymore. What do I know? Nothing.

Jaysus, the Phucktards are providing NO oppostion to the B's. Obviously the Habs were a superior team than Philthy, at least our goaltending was.

As far as Habs news, I'd keep Markov, let Hammer walk, give his money to the Wiz, this guy is tough and not as bad defensively as people make out. I agree with Basu, keep Large Tits for at least one more, compared to what Gomez brings the guys a bargain. Maybe he just needs more "support".

So, anybody offering their loyalty to TB nowadays? Apparently MAB is undefeated in the playoffs. Maybe Boucher can also turn water into wine?

bea.habs.fan said...

can't say I care about any of the Eastrern teams.
I kinda feel sorry for Caps fans though - Boudreau obviously doesn't know what coaching in the playoff is about and Ovie is being punished for screwing with the playoff beard tradition.

(hey here is a theory - not enoug of our players grew beards so we got bounced. didn't they do well when they were growing mustacjes back in November and start flubbing after shaving them off?)

the Maritimer said...

I should clarify...I'm not cheering for any NHL team presently. Last night I was merely a neutral observer. In my playoff pool I have Vancouver, Nashville
and Detroit players left so I'm hoping they hang around a bit longer, although it looks like Detroit is toast.

I'm struggling to even cheer for Team Canada with the wretched leaf presence.

Still got the Sea Dogs and the Memorial Cup to keep me occupied until draft day.

Habsfan10 said...

Re: Fat blowhard idiot Bruce Boudreau and cheapshotting prick Ovie and his gang:

Hee hee hee. Now to get the Bruins out and I can enjoy hockey in peace. Fucking Flyers.

Steve said...

we were so fucking close, a bad line change maybe away from going against the Lighting, fuck fuck fuck, and I am back on a Choucla hatefest.

Hadulf said...

Bye Bye Boudreau. YOU'RE FIRED.

Mr. natural said...

How long must we put up with this sham of a president?

As founder of the “Deathers” movement I demand to know why it is taking President Obama so long to release the death certificate of OBL!

If he is actually dead then why is there no certificate?

This is just another example of this administration dragging its feet when the issue calls for clarity!

Sarah Palin and Donald Trump would never condone such shenanigans and will not when they are victorious come 2012.

I propose that the good citizens of FHF name a Champion to espouse this fundamental cause and at this point I wish to nominate Orangeman as President of Deathers .

Orangeman embodies all that is noble in the good denizens of FHF and his eloquent speaking skills, intellectual acumen will make us proud as he tracks down the truth.

And keeping with the tradition of our southern neighbors I would also nominate Steve as his wacked out, borderline nut job Vice president.

All in favor say “Aye”.

Mr. n = Aye

Steve said...

@Mr Natural, I done with politics for four years, I have already accepted that Tiny Tim Hudak will be the next P of Ontario.

My contribution to the USA would be about the same as the Mexicant contribution to a winning team.

soperman said...

@ the Maritimer

Good Luck to your Seadogs.

WV - "dissnot" as in "Dis snot is hot. Eeeewwwh"

the Maritimer said...

Thanks soperman. Going to the game tonight. Was hoping for St. Patrick's Remparts as there's always a little extra excitement in the building when he's in town.

Gatineau will be tough but I think the Dogs can beat them.

moeman said...

Go Gatineau!

Habsfan10 said...

The Robert Guertin (aka "The Bob") is a fucking nuthouse. Love that rink.

Number31 said...

My dog was barking at Stargate Atlantis on the TV. He didn't like the monster. My day is exciting.

#IsItOctoberYet?

the Maritimer said...

Sorry moeman, 2-1 Sea Dogs tonight, although I give Gatineau credit for playing them tough as I guessed. Saint John had a long layoff sweeping Lewiston and it showed.

Also, the way Gatineau played I could have sworn Chokula was behind their bench. The rope-a-dope was in full force tonight.

Anonymous said...

Nashville game on hnic
Green men vs Nicole Kidman

Is that an 'ice girl' or what?