Monday, May 02, 2011

The Morning Skate for Monday, May 2nd

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of some revenge for 9/11 victims...
Oh hello there. Hope you're well. You may have noticed we've turned the lights back on as we try to drag ourselves out of the abyss. T'ain't easy. This is the annual "don't go anywhere over the off-season" message from FHF. No doubt we'll find some filler crap for you with all the tits and meth jokes you've come to love, though maybe not every day 'cause we're really fucking lazy. We think moeman has a season review in the works, and after that we've got, uh, the draft in June? Anyway we're not going anywhere, though you may have some more time to do other things. Like go outside. Now get out there and vote for Steve.

46 comments:

Le Douze said...

welcome back from the mourning.

Reading Hickey's story about the Goat's season recap (again, I guess I don't have much of a life), reminded me about Capt. Kirk's future. Hickey seemed pretty sure that Muller's headed for the Stars, but it doesn't seem anyone else has heard the message. What's everyone's vote? Any other troubled teams looking for a new coach? (Ottawa?).

And, sorry, can't vote for Steve today, he's not running in my riding, but Smilin' Jack is.

Steve said...

You may have got Osama Bitches but no one is getting me. After today Canada will know no other Dear Leader, ever. When my body gives up my lego head in a jar will still rule.(and sing, all radio stations will only play covers of my excellent rock and roll)

And you Quebec fuckers will feel my wraith, I already have a pack of mutual destruction that will see Montreal never make the playoffs until the team folds, and Calgary will be the only Canadian team to every make the playoffs. Look forward to Boston or Philly against Atlanta or Phoenix finals forever.

lawyergirl77 said...

Hey 29 - can we put a disclaimer in that we mean Steve the commentor and not Steve-O the Con?

Hadulf said...

Allright, mourning is done! I accepted the fact that 'they' won with an awful goal. Ok. That's done.

Now TB, NSH and SJ are all fucking up my office pool! WTF. SJ, you're suppose to choke already! TB, Habs south??? WTF...When did Vinny! start to where a visor? Pussy.

That is all.

wv: Come on Vancouver geterdone

HabsFan29 said...

@LG - aren't they the same guy?

Steve said...

How it went down, thanks to my F35 buttkissing and American suckassing, I have the first official video of Osma's
double tap

the Maritimer said...

Obama takes out Osama...dubya is crying in his beer, he couldn't get it done.

Apparently some Boston sports writers are still trashing the Habs. Like, get over it FFS. Talk about whining bitches.

Glad to see TMS back. We'll have lots to talk about after the playoffs are done.

Mr. natural said...

I notice that Osama dead looks a lot like 2010 playoffs Hatrnell alive! Coincidence? I think not!

Cannot possibly choose between PHucktards and Boston so I just wont give a shit.

In my riding the Block has won every election with a vote total greater than that of all others combined but I still PHucken' get out there and vote.

Steve....he's just lulling us into a false sense of security, telling us all we want to hear and then once he's in he'll go power mad, all the meth, ice cream and hookers for himself, doling out small rewards to his minions for doing his bidding.

Hey Steve, can I be a minion? It'll be a big improvement on my current employment situation.

Please advise.

Yours truly,

Mr. n

P.S. No references available except really old stuff in police files that is no longer relevant.

moeman said...

Never forget that harper is a leaf fan.

Steve said...

You will all be my minions, picking sand out of the tar sands and boiling it in your coffee makers to make oil for me.

Habsfan10 said...

Jack Edwards just yelled at Bin Laden to "GET UP!"

Steve said...

@10 brilliant

and Buttman ruled that it was not a targeted assassination because that would be illegal, it was a simple double accidental discharge into the left eyeball.

moeman said...

Good one 10.

Should have the Habs report cards done in a coupla days. Off to vote! Die harper die! Too soon?

Anonymous said...

Why do u promote Puck Daddy's disgusting post about the Habs. Such venom he spews. Shame on you FHF!

Le Douze said...

@anon - ahh, STFU, it's not worth getting worked up about. 10 had the absolute right reaction to that.

I wrote a longish post to the original Anon (I guess not you unless you're schizo) who posted the Days of Y'orr "tribute". In it I suggest things like Jack Edwards is a dolt for not noticing the spear to Jaro's throat, etc. But you know what, when Blogger ate my post I decided that actually the best reaction is no reaction ... shurely (Shirley?) we're above that.

@Steve - I thought you were done posting here until September... what changed your mind, you worrying aobut an imminent change in job situation and looking to curry favor?

moeman said...

I love curry.

Steve said...

All my plans are falling to shit, who knew Canadians hated mean spirited leaders with a personality complex.

Maybe I could be a respected analyst.

"Habs playoff revenue expected to be down"

"Obama death expected to be negative for Al Queda'

"High dollar makes F35 purchase even a better deal"

This could be one of the last official messages from the Harpo Goverment.

dwgs said...

"and Buttman ruled that it was not a targeted assassination because that would be illegal, it was a simple double accidental discharge into the left eyeball."
And also, it happened behind the net where, as we all know, the rules do not apply.

moeman said...

Figured I'd watch some CBC Newsworld to get some Canadian election news. Its all bin laden. Weird world...and nope will not click any ctv channels, as they are just fucking harper fucks.

Steve said...

dwgs, both behind the net and behind a holding a women waived off.

Steve said...

CTV and Globe Media work for me against you!

Moey said...

Hockey schmockey, this is important. Should I put some dough on Uncle Mo winning the derby this weekend? He's my namesake after all. My last two bets have been busts. Dropped $100 on Big Brown who left a big brown steamy one on the track. Dropped a c-note on the Habs in 2008, another smelly steamie. My cousins (who never bet) decided to drop some coin on the Habs for game seven last year against the Caps. They win FFS. What should I do? Help???!!

Anonymous said...

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moeman said...

Just voted with my two kids. Line-ups bitCHes. Weird that Anon wasn't on the ballot.

moeman said...

With no Flames or Leafs in the NHL playoffs, Conservative leader Stephen Harper has joined the Canucks' bandwagon.

Harper represents Calgary Southwest and his wife is from southern Alberta. His dad was a longtime Leafs fan.

“Those are the teams that we pull for but look when they're out, which unfortunately seems to be early all the time, we're always ready to cheer for one of the other Canadian teams,” he said in an interview Monday with TSN Radio.

But Harper, a hockey buff, says it may come down to the goalies.

“My read has been that with good goaltending, any team is in it this year,” he said. “I don't think there's anybody can't win in the right circumstances so I think it's going to be pretty hard-fought.”

As for the election, Harper called it a “choice between a low-tax Conservative economic plan or a high-tax NDP economic plan.”

“We will accept with grace whatever verdict they render,” he added of the voters.


http://tinyurl.com/42lz5sc

Steve said...

@moeman well what the fuck did you expect me to say, a high dictatorship organization or democracy?

I voted in my little hamlet and I will not bore you with the details, but voter suppression on a third world scale, and wondering if elections Canada has been compromised.

Fuck Harper he makes Chara, Buttman, Collie, and Osama look like people who want a better world.

Steve said...

anon you are one of the paid trolls, paid by me and every taxpayer of course to come to little hockey blogs and look for signs of political unrest, well fuck you I hope you loved earning minimum wage in the pursit of dictatorship.

Steve said...

no one give a fuck what anyone posts on this blog now you stupid fuck, the season is over.

Steve said...

The real reason I comment so much, fuck I just love my picture, its awesome.

moeman said...

Peter and Wendy sitting at cbc.

moeman said...

flloyd robertson is hammered.

moeman said...

ctv says 'lots of balls up in the air'

flloyd says he doesn't wear handcuffs.

moeman said...

heh, cbc newsworld looses it's feed.

moeman said...

The sick craig oliver has a Columbo thing going.

moeman said...

heh, cbc newsworld still down and don't even suck up to picking up the regular cbc feed. Inbreeding?

Also, FWIW I met Wendy Mesley some 8=10 years ago. Deep crow's feet. Big time smoker. Damn she is hot. Can't rub out image of Peter pleasing her. Cynthia Dale too? I can't go bald fast enough.

moeman said...

Canada needs, Bettina Wulff.

Orangeman said...

orangeman says: GO NDP!

Funny story, I didn't vote NDP this time because I thought they had no chance here in downtown. Now they're down by 2 votes. sonofabitch.

I'm still hopeful for the Rhinosaurus Party, though. My vote counts!

Orangeman said...

DIE BLOC DIE!

moeman said...

Horrible night;

- Bs win
- CON winning

Silver lining;

- BLOC dead
- Libs breathing

Still CHeering;

- Jack creaming
- Trudeau lurking

Steve said...

40% of Canadian People are stupid fucks, more in Ontario. Fucking disaster.

moeman said...

Bitter pill. Four years of harper hell coming up.

Orangeman said...

Are we shocked people in Ontario are stupid? Not my family though. They'll die Trudeaumaniacs. I think my Mom writes in Pierre's name every ballot.

Steve said...

I cant believe they through fucking Ken Dryden under the bus for some fucking Nationalist Socialist Blogger.
The world has gone nuts, the sheeple are going to get fucked, and we are all in the suck for at least 4 years, and likely decades to dig our way out of this shit.

Number31 said...

BYE BYE BLOC. Now to work on the PQ...

Orangeman said...

It is amazing. I know this isn't a political blog (besides supporting the abortion of the leaf and the death penalty for the broons) and it's dangerous to talk about such things. But here I go.

People seem to vote right wing, then watch as the world around them crumbles. That right wing party inevitbaly destroys itself and the people move back to a centrist left party. That centrist left party makes everything ok again, but maybe someone gets a bj where they shouldn't and we start all over again with that right wing party and the falling apart world. Look at what has been happening in the US since the 80s. Look what happened here with Mulroney, then Chretien, and now Harper. Look at Britain.

Fact is people are stupid and they are easily bought off with promises of 2% tax cuts. It's like a woman always going back to her abusive husband because he has a good job down at the post office. A relative of mine is a big Conservative supporter. Last time I saw him he was listening to angry talk radio saying liberals were the cause of baldness and impotence or something. He told me people are fed up of all the corruption and that's why they're going with Harper. I'm not going to sit here and say the Libs or anyone else is free of corruption, but if you believe the Conservatives are the way to clean it up then I just can't help you.

That's my two cents. Good night kids. Let the Orange Wave keep you tucked in tonight.

Mr. natural said...

@10 Jack Edwards PHucken' PHunny!

@orangie DIE BLOC DIE! I should have thought of that.

Iggy says he wants to stay on as leader of the Libs....well good PHucken' luck with that. I want Steve to be PM with me running his newly created secret police but that won't happen either.

You PHucks still Phunny no matter what's in the news....OBL "get up" I'm pissing my pants.