Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Tweet this bitCHes for 05/25

Freak goal puts 'Nucks in final, Hamilton got hosed, Estella Warren will kick a cop's ass. #ifeelbadforthesharksafterthisbounce

40 comments:

Steve said...

@Moeman, the leafs are milli Vinilli. LMAO, I actually bought that CD.

Go Nucks looks like your going to take on the whole NHL and win the cup.

lawyergirl77 said...

I dunno how I feel about having the Nucks in the SCF. I mean, the last Canadian team to win the cup was, well, the Canadiens.

I'm kind of of the opinion that if we can't have the Cup, no one else can.

But, if it's the Bruins in the SCF... *shudder* It'll be GO YOU FUCKING NUCKS GO (GYFNG) all the way.

Kmaxx said...

@LG77 - I am feeling exactly the same way - GYFNG!

Steve said...

Bieksa is a UFA, wonder if he will get more than the Mexican't.

IMHO Habs should send Mexican't directly to Hamilton and sign a big UFA, 8 million buys the best in the world.

Boob Gainey said...

Quiz of the day:

Under which situation could you see yourself supporting the Boston Bruins:

1. The 2011 Bruins enter a time machine to compete in the 1936 Berlin Olympics against Hitler's SS.

2. A very wealthy uncle promises to leave his entire fortune to you if the Bruins win the Stanley Cup.

3. Aliens are about to destroy planet earth, but at the last min they give humanity a reprieve. We'll play the Boston Bruins in a best of 7 hockey competition, they say. If the Bruins win we leave you alone forever.

Kmaxx said...

@Boob - I'm shallow enough to admit that I'd go for option 2 - it would only be the once and I'd have enough money to drink my way through 12 months without being sober enough to realise that they were the actual champs...besides, the following year, when the B's are eliminated from the playoff picture three days before the end of the season by a Habs victory in Boston, on the same night that Max Pac exacts his sweet revenge by scoring a hat trick, drawing two penalties against the shaved gorilla and leveling him with one punch, I'd be sober and celebrating. How's that for logic!

Hadulf said...

Oh fuck...what a totally fucked up goal to be eliminated with! Too bad for the Sharks...

Well, Go Vancouver Go!

moeman said...

Only condition the Bs are reluctantly CHeered for is if they were to face the leaf in a SCF. Current divisions don't allow for this nightmare so I thank Fuckface bettman for this. A leaf Cup win would destroy the country that I love and I'd probably go on a rampage of some kind. A Bs Cup would be instantly forgotten.

ti-cul said...

moe "if they were to face the leaf in a SCF". Not to worry. Not in your lifetime, not a fucking chance. And we'll probably see the dismatle of the cbc before that, thnks to a harper majority gov.

Life's good in B.C. today, EVERYONE's happy.

ti-cul said...

steve, 8 millions would get you 4 Alex Burrows on your team.

Boob Gainey said...

My answers to my own quiz:

1. "Bruins! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

2. I'll take the money.

3. Go Aliens!

Kmaxx said...

@Moeman - leaf in the SCF? - Not going to happen in our lifetimes so that is a ridiculous scenario to even take the time to type out.

ti-cul said...

"Having Vancouver in the final means we automatically lose one U.S. market and this is a major blow to the NHL and NBC. Also, when the Canadian team in the final is not Montreal or Toronto, who are historically popular teams and have a huge following in the United States, it hurts even more."

fuck you buttman, fuck you nbc

moeman said...

Kidz, I expect that a drug/pill/brain or gene alteration to be invented before the leaf ever wins a SC, so there's an outside chance I will live forever or at least see the Habs win their 50th, the Canadiens, not Montréal as she already has 44 Coupes.

dwgs said...

@ti-cul, Did he actually say that? You gotta be shittin' me.

soperman said...

@ Boob

D) If it were either the Broons or the Leafs winning the cup.

I would rather be dead or poor than living with the Broons as champs - chimps or chumps maybe - but not champs

Orangeman said...

@Hadulf: it was a weird goal, but the series was 3-1 anyway. The Sharks would have had to keep the Nucks from scoring, score their own and win the next two games. The goals was flukey, but it's not like it was game 7 OT.

I would root for the broons if I could fist kneecap a few players and keep them from playing (Chara, Lucic, Marcharnd, for example). I don't want their organization to win, but I certainly don't want these assholes to win.

TSN has a top 10 vid of Thomas saves. Get your hands out of your pants, TSN. Price outplayed him in round 1 anyway.

Mr. natural said...

@LG77 completely PHucken' agree!

Was away two PHucken days and I missed you nuts one and all.

Go 'Nucks.

@orangie agree with you also, I actually can and have cheered Boston in the past but there are a select few on the current edition to whom I wish nothing but pain and dissappointment, also you left PHuckPHace Ference off your short list.

iRiRi said...

PFK GOT TWITTER!!!!1!! Follow him at www.twitter.com/PKSubban1

This is going to be incredibly amusing or end really bad.

Go 'Nucks. Meh.

Steve said...

@iriri unless he is selling suits no good can come from this. The correct name for twitter should be Twit(er)

I examined by blog strategy, and concluded I should copy from the best. So I am predicting the end of civilization.(I dont think anyone is going to fall for the end of the world for a few months anyway)

Moey said...

This whole playoff run is making me ill. My hockey pool is in a shambles, I might has well have flushed my money down the toilet.

It pains me to think I may have to jump on the 'nucks bandwagon if the Bruins make it to the final. What if Bobby Lu is saving his annual playoff meltdown for the final? If that happens against the Bruins, I'll personally hunt him down and slowly strangle the life out of him with my bare hands.

Now, worse case scenario, Bruins win something. I can't bring myself to say the "C" word in the same sentence. Being a glass half full type, at least I wouldn't have to diet anymore, if I even managed to get food down I'd be up chucking for the next siz months.

Moey said...

I.NEED.SPELLCHECK.OR.AN.EDITOR.

Le Douze said...

@Boob -

I've been pondering this all day, which is surprising, because I wouldn't have thought there were any circumstances I could root for the Broons. But finally I worked it out:

1. Heil der fuhrer! (obvs.)

3. GYFAG! (not sure about the euphony of that abbreviation). The future of the world wouldn't be worth it at that cost.

2. How much money are we talking about? Enough to buy and relocate the Broons to a deserving community in Canada, say, Tuktoyaktuk? If so, ok, I'll hold my nose and root for 'em.

Steve said...

Everyone try to channel some bad karma to the Broons. The refs will be there, the NHL will be there, just hope the Bolts find some lighting.

Now I may not be accurate with my facts, but I think there are 30 Black Players in the NHL, and also 30 Quebec players in the NHL. So maybe instead of fire on ice we should look to Rasta on ice?

moeman said...

In case we need to re-visit this, Furlatt is Tampa's Cris Lee;

Q. Guy, do you get concerned at all sometimes when you see the officials who are on the sheet? You get one particular tonight who's been very lopsided the past few times.

COACH BOUCHER: 24-9 against, right? Yes, I'm aware of it. Very aware of it. Very, very aware of it. It has been a part of our discussions quite a few times in the last game, the last games we did have that particular ref. And it is lopsided.

But the only thing we can control is what we do on the ice and hope that things will be fair like it is with everybody else.
Q. Do you block that out of your mind, though? Do you have to ignore it, who it is, and just go about your business?

COACH BOUCHER: You want to ignore it, but you're right, after repetition, it is a concern. But we're planning on being strong mentally and forcing whoever is a ref to see that we're very disciplined.

moeman said...

1-0 Bolts. Die Bruins Die!

Moey said...

C'mon Bolts!!!!!

moeman said...

Furlatted.

Number31 said...

I guess I'm OK if the Canucks win it. One, to see Bettman squirm. Another, because they're like the Walmart Habs. They got their celebration (albeit a 40 years one), ring of honour (that had words falling off when the Habs were in town), a statue (of the coach waving the towel), kids with flags, they roll out the former players (though didn't win anything with the team), long convoluted ceremonies (not even close), retirements (that look more like wakes)...

...and their fans are quick to run people out of town. Why, just a few months ago they were all trading Bieksa to Montreal for god knows what (then he woke up and started playing better).

moeman said...

3-2 for Guy's team! Die Bruins Die!

moeman said...

The thing about (CHeering for) the Canucks is that;

~ Despite being Team meh, Montrealers and Habs fans, unlike CotUers and leaf fans, have never really had a hate on for them

~ like Calgary, the 'C'anucks have stylized their logo on a well known jersey

~ B.C. gals are the hot

~ Vigneault, ex-Hab, nice guy

~ HateNIC hates the Nucks almost as much as they hate the Habs

~ ron mclame is a fucking douchebag

~ RDS will force Boucher/Habs South down our collective throats and make of us FHFoieGras

~ Habs owned VAN this year, so thats nice

Anonymous said...

excellent rationale moeman - welcome to the dark side

iRiRi said...

As much as it pains me to say it, GO BOLTS!!!

Also, is it crazy that THIS picture stings a little?

P.S. Swiss Mister II is on the Twitters too. www.twitter.com/yanweber68

moeman said...

@Anon, VAN has been my 2nd Canadian team when all else fails in Habsland.

~ CAL is a consistent mess and 1989 was a fluke

~ EDM, the gretzky and messier hype to make them bigger/better than Beliveau/Richard is a joke on them

~ OTT, I live in the area, you want meh multiplied, do the math (which almost rhymes with meth)

~ leaf, heh, biggest fucking hyped choke joke in professional sports, a 24/7/365 barrel of flung, cherry-loved monkey shit

moeman said...

@iRiRi, happy for Higgs and Laps, they made their way there.

4-2 BouCHer's Bolts. Die you fucking Bruins, DIE!

moeman said...

If the Bolts can pull off this series it'll mean two teams full of Francos and Euros for the HateNIC's xenocoach to pop a valve and expire on Croak's Corner.

FWIW, HateNIC has spewed as much if not more bile on VAN than the Habs. It'll be fun watching them force themselves to be pro-Nucks. Once, just once, I'd love to see a player tell them, on air, to go fuck themselves.

moeman said...

Sit down seabass you fat ass.

BTW, did Neely ever win anything of importance? Most overrated POS Bruin, ever. Chara is a close second.

Number31 said...

BONK!

@moeman
Actually I hate the Canucks very very much.

Orangeman said...

I didn't see the game, but 5 goals on 26 shots for TSN's boy Thomas. Will they do a top 10 of his terrible goals allowed I wonder? It begs the question, if it is a Bolts/Nucks final will CBC even air it? If a tree falls in the forest but neither a leaf or broon is around does the CBC burn down the whole goddamn place?

moe: No, Neely never won anything and neither has Chara. My broon fan friend constantly reminds me that Chara has won the Norris a couple of times. I always ask him if he brings it to the golf course when he meets up with Big (Choke) Joe Thorton. But that`s unfair. At least Joe got a gold medal last year.

Mr. natural said...

Hee hee hee, PHuck U PHat Timmy.

Go Bolts PHucken'Go!