Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Tweet this bitCHes for 05/31

Fuck all going on right now. #heresbigbaldalexauldtokeepyouentertained

23 comments:

Steve said...

Alex gave me an idea for a good nick name we already have a lego, so who is play dough? (plato)

For the love of fucking Bettman tell me they are going to call the Jets the Jets. WTF is wrong with our world?

moeman said...

DIE broons DIE!

Chester said...

I hate Beaners.

Hadulf said...

Oh fuck...now THAT was entertainment!

Bill 10-4 said...

Ferrence, Marchand, Lucic... ack! Like a bad case of jock itch, they just wont go away.

Sure hope recent events have swept away any ambivalence about the Canucks around here. Anyone care for the alternative? It's been quite fun. Was pretty preoccupied during first round but I hear they won game 7 in OT (.....sniff). Predators make the Devils look like Gretzky's Oilers. SJ series was lots of fun with the 'choke' legacy reinforced - wow must be tough to be a sharks fan - and there were live boobs too.

I'm speechless when 'nucks fans go on about how "awesome" Higgins is. Conversely, they dont know what I mean when I ask if Lappy has gone "all googly eyes" yet. I sure hope he does.

The hand-wringers all already worried about the riot.

.. and yay for the Jets. Hope their new name isn't too stupid.

Steve said...

So if its not to be the Jets how about The Winnipeg;
Mosquito as big as your house
Portage & Main Party
Icelanders (biggest pop outside iceland)
Not Hamilton

lehab said...

When you watch the news, I'm the guy with the "Fuck You Bettman" sign. Manitoba Polar Bears???

GYFHG!!!

Hadulf said...

Manitoba Gray Owls...meh...

moeman said...

The Winnipeg Woughwiders.

Anonymous said...

@moe +1

Mr. natural said...

HMmmmmm.... this could be a fun game, so here goes:

The Winnpeg...

> Flood
> Firestorm
> Kotters (as in "Welocme back...")
> PHuck the Sunbelt PHuckPHace Bettman
> Hard and Hearty Nipples
> It's PHucken' cold

Habsfan10 said...

If I could borrow a phrase, "it's Jets or GTFO".

For reference, see Browns, Cleveland version 2.0. Sure, it was an expansion team, but was anyone complaining? Now what if they had gone with Cleveland RiveronFire, or Cleveland Crabs, or some other stupid assed name?

Exactly. Jets or GTFO!

prairiegirlwarriorpoet said...

GO JETS GO! Woohoo!

Steve said...

Fuck I just fried my junk, I had my blackberry in my pocket and the flash went off.

But then all these female Japanese Anime characters came to the rescue with cooling Aloe cream.

Hadulf said...

I'm good with Jets...but please make a more modern Jets jersey...

Steve said...

I say the Avro Arrow, maybe a drawing or schematic.

soperman said...

What's with the debate?

Jets

The only people who don't want the Jets aren't from Winnipeg. Of course they could call them the "Nordique" and piss off the Bloq.

Anonymous said...

the concordes

Anonymous said...

Winnipeg Pooh bears

Number31 said...

Not having any ties with the previous franchise never stopped Ottawa from using the Senators...

My brother says the only one that doesn't sound like a major junior/AHL team is the "Winnipeg Blue and Gold" (like the Rouge et Or). Or just go with the "Winnipeg Threshers". Could still be blue and gold.

What a condescending prick Bettman is. Already threatening if the building doesn't sell ouuuuut~! Tell that the Phoenix/Dallas/Florida/Columbus/etc arsewipe.

Oleg Petrov said...

Gill re-signs! For one year, 2.25 million.

Anonymous said...

If the new owners are smart, they'll name them the Winnipeg Headshots. Has the league EVER acted to take headshots out of the game?

Steve said...

@anon good one