Sunday, July 29, 2007

Feel The Breeze (-by) or A Breeze Is Blowing or Take A Breezer (man these headlines are too easy)

Take a close look at this photo. Note the Breezer's relative position to the guy putting the puck in the net. His back is to him. That's how you play defence kids!

So the Gazette's Pat Hickey is reporting the the Habs have offered Patrice Brisebois a one-year, $700,000 contract. OMFG. We have mixed feelings here at the FHF. On the one hand, Breezeby sucks. On the other hand, Breezeby sucks, and that's comedy gold for snarky Habs bloggers like us.

Let's hope Bob doesn't revoke our credentials when HF33 and I start booing him at games this year. Oh wait, we have no credentials. Bring it on!


Timmmmmmmmmyyyy said...

im dreaming right? This is one of those "bullet points for what you you missed while having nightmares of..." moments in The Morning Skate, right??? Please tell me im right!!!! PLEASE

Twitch said...

Mr. Gainey: The Ottawa Senators are intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'm very sorry for you Habs Nation. Honestly. Can we have our division trophy now? It would save everyone a lot of time and trouble.

habsfan29 said...

twitch here's you trophy. I give up. The FHF always say "in Bob we trust" but his man-love for the Breezer is embarrasing.

and every oblique Simpsons reference you use in the comments gets you one lap dance compliments of the FHF on your next trip to the Big City (from a stripper, not one of the FHF, just so we're clear)