Monday, July 30, 2007

The Morning Skate for Monday, July 30th

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares about Patrice Brisebois in a Habs uniform again. What's that you say? Oh, fuck...
  • Habs avoid arbitration and sign Michael Ryder to a one-year deal worth $2.95 mill. Scroll down to the next post for HF33's insta-legal analysis of the arbitration process. Finally, having lawyers around here comes in handy instead of just the FHF threatening to sue each other over stolen post ideas;
  • Yes, it's still true that the Habs have offered Brisebois a one-year, $700,00o contract (still shaking head in disbelief). Scroll down for HF33 and HF29's insta freak-outs from yesterday.

There may be other Habs or hockey stories out there but I get the feeling FHF will be all-Breezer, all the time until he signs with the Habs or has an, er, accident, before that's allowed to happen. You know, the type of accident where a shadowy figure jumps out with a lead pipe and swings at someone's knee. Happens all the time.


Jordi said...

It's true, many attempts of that happening usually occur around the airport. Coincidentally I'm always there.

Studs said...

Nothing good can come of Patrice's return. Just because you get a player at a bargain price doesn't mean you should sign him.

On another note. I forgot what Mrs. Patrice Brisebois looked like.

habsfan29 said...

studs she's no Mrs Souray, but not bad