Thursday, July 26, 2007

The Staal Bachelor Party Gone Wrong. Sort Of.

Sadly, I am really not sure how many strippers were involved in the Staal incident, or even if there were any. But you know, any excuse to post stripper photos...

So for those of you just joining us, Eric and Jordan Staal were arrested yesterday following Eric's bachelor party. Disorderly conduct, obstructing the legal process and underage drinking sounds like it could be pretty juicy, but sadly, the Staals ain't Pacman Jones.

When you get right down to it, the whole incident was yawnsville. Literally - the Staals were actually asleep when they were arrested. There was some noise, and the party was told to keep it down, and so the Staals went to bed. And the Lutsen Resort, where the party was, is described by Minnesota Monthly Magazine as the "most romantic resort." What kind of freak bachelor party was this???

Seriously, I got into more trouble last night than these guys did. C'mon hockey players, if you want to push mobbed-up hoops refs and puppy-killing NFL stars off the front page, you gotta do better than this.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

VERY disappointing. hockey players are lame even when getting arrested

Timmmmmmmmy said...

Well they WERE shouting at passing at cars. That's some bad-ass mo-fo behaviour right there!

Senators Lost Cojones said...

Ahem...I do believe that certain promises were made related to more stripper pictures??