Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Gainey invents time travel, returns from 1996 with two free agents

Well, the talents of the Habs general manager know no bounds of time and space. Elite level hockey-player and defensive titan, loving father and husband, leader of men, Stanley Cup magnet, and now, master of the space-time continuum, Bob has gone into the way-back machine to snag Roman Hamrlik and Bryan Smolinski as free agents. With former #1 pick Hamrlik's offense from the back line and Smolinski's speed and hands added to the talent already in place (led by all-universe goalie St. Patrick!) good things are ahead for the Habs in 1996-97.

Wait, what? It's 2007? Well damn. That changes my outlook a little.

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