Friday, September 17, 2010

Sexy Friday is getting his physical today

Sexy Friday asks that you turn your head and cough, please. The sexiness of Sexy Friday today has thrown off my ability to write anything more clever than that. If you need something to read, Panger has contributed a quality piece about training camp battles over at NBCSports ProHockeyTalk. You go read that and I'll be back in, say, 5 minutes.

31 comments:

Chester said...

I wonder if she gives nursing services in english ...

Moey said...

Is Saku back? *sigh* Wishful thinking. Carry on.

moeman said...

Tabarnacque!, even BRs réjean-tremblay's-chin-bouncing, shrivelled bleu boules would get a rise out of that nurse. Well done GG.

GoldenGirl11 said...

The white #11 Jersey in the nurses hand (on the Photoshop floor) belonged to Koivu. The red one you see belonged to Muller. The sweater was photographed with my iPhone so today's pic is only 50% in violation of copyright laws. Woohoo!

GoldenGirl11 said...

Bravo, Monsieur Panger. Nicely done.

soperman said...

If the effects of your photoshopping last for more than four hours, should I call my doctor? (Maybe she will hire that nurse.)

Does no one want to sniff Gomer's jersey? Isn't he wearing 11 this year?

moeman said...

Oui, très bien écrit Monsieur Pangeur.

Anonymous said...

Steve Said : I am going off meth as soon as the season starts.

Trash talk is more romantic in French. Every 10 years every team in the NHL should be able to pick the top prospect from their province/state, and within 100 years this will bring a close to the southern strategy.

Good words about what it means to be a Habitant over at http://www.allhabs.net/fan-focus/the-%E2%80%98h%E2%80%99-does-stand-for-%E2%80%98habs%E2%80%99/#comment-3043

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Soperman
That was supposed to be Gomer's sweater since his changing to #11 was one of the big stories in this dead off season. And living with 3 hockey players I can attest that no hockey sweater should ever be sniffed. Ever. Never ever. Ever.

HFF33 aka Panger said...

I hope she's my nurse when I get my toncils out next week.

soperman said...

@ GG11

I dunno - I would sniff Tessa Bonhomme's jersey at least once.

soperman said...

At worst it would smell like a cigar.

Anonymous said...

i heard pat burns died today, is that true???

Anonymous said...

Steve said; leave the language in the schools lets play hockey.

I want more French players on Habs, the urologist always made for excitement.

I have a solution for two problems.
Every ten years the team gets the best prospect from Province/State. This way the southern stratagem will be neutralized and we get the next Mario (cause we fuck with his birthdate)

Anonymous said...

Steve Said : those fucking cocksucker at the Hall of Fame could not have bent the rules to put Pat in last summer, fuck them, burn the fucker down and put it back in Montreal where people have a beating heart.

My sympathies for his family, friends and millions of fellow admires.

the Maritimer said...

Although I hated it when Pat Burns' teams (especially the fucking Laffs) would kick the snot out of the poor Habs teams assembled by Reggie Houle, I always thought he was one of the better coaches to pass through the Canadiens door. RIP Pat.

HabsFan29 said...

HIO now reporting Pat Burns is NOT dead. can we get back to Sexy Friday now?

Anonymous said...

Steve Said : I have a big mancrush on Guy Boucher.

Its to bad he cant speak French he would have made a great coach for firewagon hockey. Instead we have Chocula with a Zombie offense and a Vampire defense.

HabsFan29 said...

gotta love what Pat Burns tells TSN:

"Here we go again," said the three-time NHL coach of the year. "They're trying to kill me before I'm dead. I come to Quebec to spend some time with my family and they say I'm dead. I'm not dead, far (expletive) from it. They've had me dead since June. Tell them I'm alive. Set them straight."

soperman said...

You set 'em straight Pat. Kick some ass, buddy!

the Maritimer said...

My apologies to Pat Burns and everyone else on here...looks like CTV as well as canoe got it wrong.

Anonymous said...

Steve said : me too sorry Pat

The Hockey Hall of Fame selection committee are still fucking idiots

moeman said...

The irony of the HHoF being in toronto (in an old Bank of Montreal bldg) is sad but true.

L Dude said...

WOOHOO. RIL Pat Burns! Rock in Life!

Pardon me nurse, I have an owie on my peepee.

Orangeman's hands are too full with smoked meat and bagels to sign in said...

I'm just coming here to say that I used the Bixi bike thingy today and it was awesome. From Fairmount bagel to Concordia downtown in 25 minutes with a stop at Schwatz. I've got a station right outside my place so you're looking at (the writings of) a new subscriber. $30 for the next two months. Unbelievable. God I love this city. Now back to my pile of smoked meat and bagels.

Le Douze said...

I would be willing to take a Hummer (well, preferably just a hummer) from this nurse. Possibly even if it smelled like a hockey jersey.

Drop the fuckin' puck!

kevincrumbs said...

Jesus, I don't stop by FHF for the summer and all of a sudden Orangeman is living in Canada?

The best thing about this whole Pat Burns thing is that it's all Cliff Fletcher's fault.

orangeman said...

@kevin: After the Halak trade I decided that I needed to live within 3 blocks of the Bell Centre to keep my eye on the team. Also, bagels and smoked meat. I've only worked my way through half the pile.

Hadulf said...

@moeman

HOLY JESUS FUCK! I'm in Gatineau, East, Templeton!!!!

Asti! On est probablement des voisins!

wv: Jacques Martin could really use some uperes when talking to the media

moeman said...

@Hadulf

Maloney near des Sables, meet you at the Tims.

Hadulf said...

@moeman

Crap, sorry I missed your post! We should definitely go at Tims though.

reverend_jim2004 at hotmail dot com, if you wish...

I'm right on Cheval Blanc!