Monday, May 16, 2011

Tweet this bitCHes for 05/16

Nucks comeback, Boogard's brain, Barnaby's arrest, Suomi!, Jagr: "Maybe Montreal", Bulldogs 0-2 hole, welcome back True Blood. #reallysorryaboutalltheBloggerproblems

12 comments:

Steve said...

As Anon said, Mad Max goes Booby Orr, Mad max played a heck of cycle game, maybe if Chocula had heard of this new concept "cycling" Max would still be a hab. Montreal has the Unicycle either Squid or PFK working alone.

Outrage, fucking absoulte outrage over Horton and Pretzel gooining it up in the last mins of a losing game and no suspension. If I were in the NHL I would put on the foil and suckerpuch Pretzel so hard the forces of compression and acceleration would turn the foil into diamonds, and Pretzel would be wearing a grill.

I am still on the Jager bus. And if I am Mr Molson I eat the Gomez contract and sign Thorton. Big Joe looked pretty dammed good last night.

Steve said...

If Horton and Lucic do not receive further fines and or suspensions it is an invitation to violence.(video here) It looks like the Bolts will sweep the Bruins, one can only hope so, but it is disgusting that Boston and Philly are above the law. With the death of the boogie man it is especially relevant. I have read so many accounts of these gunfighters fear. It is a job that has no place in the 21st century. However if the NHL refuses to police itself, look for the return of the designated hit man in hockey. There will be many who believe that this is exactly what the NHL southern strategists want. The mayhem of mixed martial arts combined with the speed of NASCAR

Vintage HF29 said...

Steve you seem lonely in here. Hi!

Chester said...

So typical of Clawed to put out Hears-a-Hoo and the Cheech at the last minute to do this kind of shit. What a bunch of fucks. Then he stands there with his arms out and that stupid "whaat" look on his face. Life in Beanerville. Go Bolts.

Steve said...

@29 , I was starting to wonder if Harper had rounded everybody else up.

Le Douze said...

I've been lurking the last while but I don't seem to have anything useful to say. Guy Boucher maybe to the finals in his first year as an NHL coach? Wouldn't it be nice if we had that kind of talent in our pipeline? ... Guess that one's been done to death. Sigh.

How many more months until the season starts?

moeman said...

@Le12, many.

the Maritimer said...

Since it's been raining like fucking forever, I'm in a gloomy mood. Thus, why wish summer away when we haven't even had spring yet for a decent regular season team, but one that cannot compete with the big boys. Mediocrity will reign until the Cap eating money sucking black hole known as Gomez is replaced with a player who is actually worth that kind of cash. You know, somebody that could score maybe 40+.

Don't expect even a healthy Max or Larry or a newly recruited Emelin or Swiss Mister III to carry the Habs to long lost glory. They ain't there yet.

They need, dare I say it...a Crosby.

Fucking rain...

Number31 said...

Habs aren't playing yet my migraines are worse than ever. Guess they weren't the problem..

Oh well. SUOMI! *thunk*

Spider-Man NL said...

I wouldn't bother with Jagr...he could have came here when he was young and had something to offer but chose not to.

Hadulf said...

And Jagr ain't 'it' either...

wv:
Guy 1 : "Okay, I'm going to say this one more time...WASABI..."
Guy 2 : "Vait a minoute...how zou you prounouce that?"
G1 : "WA-SA-BI"
G2 : "Okey, I zhink I got it..."
G1 : "Sure, let me hear you say it then..."
G2 : seasabih!

Orangeman said...

My French reading comprehension skills are a bit rusty, but what I got from that article is Jagr guaranteeing to come to Montreal, score 50 goals and lead the Habs to the finals. Again, I sometimes confuse time tenses so maybe I'm a bit off.

I wrote a whole disertation on the pathetic bruin organization last night after seeing yet another example of their above the law thug behaviour. They're a totally classless organization. Marcharnd almost took Rask's head off in a little hissy fit at the bench. What a loser. The whole team is an embarrassment to the sport of hockey and the NHL just sucks their cocks. Not to mention the media who is completely in love with them. I just have to question my committment to the NHL when I'm reminded of this.