Patrick Kane has come to a plea agreement in the whole "beat the crap out of a cabbie for 20 cents" situation. He has plead guilty to one count of disorderly conduct, which is not even a misdemeanor but a simple "violation". If he stays clean the record will be expunged after a year. Additionally, he has the horrible, horrible penalties of:
- Aplogizing to the cabbie;
- Paying $125 in court costs (that's 625 20 cents, Kaner);
- Going to bed early without any dessert.
Via Wysh's twitter