Friday, August 28, 2009

Sexy Friday is doing ice girls again


Yes, I know Sexy Friday has gone to the ice girls' well one too many times. But if you have a problem with hot chicks skating around in tight sports tops, well, you're a communist.

Not to mention that these tryouts are from L.A. If you're going to go out looking for bimbos to put on skates, L.A. is your town. So these auditions are for the Kings METAL Ice Crew (don't ask me why they're METAL, maybe they're really into Maiden). The Epic Carnival blog has compiled all 5 of the NHL videos of the auditions. God bless the NHL.

From last year's crew, here's Carrlynn. With a name like that, not to mention the pout, you just know she used to be a porn star.


Lap dance to friend of FHF Goozo for the tip. Goozo has promised Sexy Friday that one day soon he'll share his story of partying with Sergei Fedorov and models in Vegas.

KSK, etc.

19 comments:

prairiegirlwarriorpoet said...

Dreamboat body, shipwreck face.

Montrealiste1 said...

Apparently, Farber and Cox are both going to on the same show, this sunday on TSN. Its a talk show, but they might just let their lawyers do the talking...

GoldenGirl11 said...

Maybe the girl who was raised as a boy should try out for the Olympic team so she could race against Caster Semenya. I was waiting for the question about how, as a Metal Ice girl, they could end world hunger.

Boob Gainey said...

Caster Semenya is an anagram of yes, a secret man.

Habsfan10 said...

@ Boob:

Yes, a secret. Man!

@ Montrealiste:

I think Cox and Farber are regulars on "TSN The Reporters" with Dave Hodge. That's probably where Cox stole Farber's laptop and got the story in the first place.

Anonymous said...

This has absolutely nothing to do with sexy Friday, but CNN did a story on the MegaMillions jackpot which is now up to $333 million. A sidebar on the story notes that with that much money, you could buy the Coyotes. Someone should point out that for $300 mill, you could actually buy the coyotes twice.

HabsFan29 said...

It's official - Semitic Saviour to 'Nucks

Boob Gainey said...

Too bad.

He had a great partnership with Markov.

GoldenGirl11 said...
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GoldenGirl11 said...

It's official - Semitic Saviour to 'Nucks

It's too bad. On the other hand it'll free up his high holiday seat in shul which I'm sure is fully paid for and red hot this time of year. He could make a bundle on ebay.... unless, of course, he already gave it to Cammaleri. Watch out Luongo.

Better, HF29?

Beta169 said...

Good G-D!

That Kings ice dancer at the bottom of the post looks a MALE lead singer from an 80's glam-rock band!

HabsFan29 said...

@GG11 - there you go. you'll be building web pages before you know it

Sleepy said...

You folks will keep us up to date right? On the Metal Ice Crew that is.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Tanguay to Tampa Bay for 1 year. How long d'you figure 'til he assists on a Vinny hat-trick against the Habs?

Fuck. Tampa Bay might actually be good this year.

Number31 said...

I find it kind of a funny coincidence that Tanguay went to Tampa Bay *after* they traded the Russian Truck Artyukhin, who was pretty much responsible for fucking up his season with that shoulder injury.

moeman said...

Boivin packing?

Wonder of he'd be(come) a Péladeau puppet.

gillis said...

Well school has started which means im back to hockey blog commenting full time instead of homework.

Poon tang in tampa? Thats a bit ironic. Didnt he get injured in a game against tampa?

No hockey so I watched some canadian nascar featuring Patrice Brisebois. He finished 17th

Nukclez Nilan said...

Is the Habs problem that games start too early?

A Sat. night game starting at 7pm ends at 9:30 leaving the boys plenty of time to hit the bars. Why would you care if you win or lose when you know you'll be getting attention from drunk 20 year olds in a short while.

On the other hand, if the game ends at 10:30 it'll be 11:30 by the time you're showered and changed. Might as well just go home at that point.

kevincrumbs said...

@Nucklez: Go home at 11:30? For guys who are in the prime alcohol consumption phase of their life? In Montreal?

You've got to be kidding.