Monday, August 17, 2009

The Morning Skate for Monday, August 17

Some bullet point goodness for the day after Tiger was tamed in a major by a virtual unknown ...
  • Vinnie Prospal becomes a Ranger ... does he know his old buddy Jagr left two years ago?;
  • Vinny can always check the front office from advice from angry bald Ranger icon Mark Messier;
  • Patrick Kane gets the grand jury treatment for Cabbiegate ... which begs the question, what does a jury of a punk from Buffalo's peers look like, and are you allowed to drink Genny Light in court?;

Fastest commenter gets the moniker Usain, for no particular reason.

5 comments:

Ben Dugas said...

Tra-tra-TRAMAMPOLINE!

J.T. said...

Damn. Too slow.

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

Guess that makes your moniker Gay

J.T. said...

LOL! Why not? Saves the dummies from having to think too hard if they want to make fun of me.

Moneypuck said...

I'm curious, what has Mark Messier ever done to show he has a clue how to operate inside Hockey Management and Operations?