- Vinnie Prospal becomes a Ranger ... does he know his old buddy Jagr left two years ago?;
- Vinny can always check the front office from advice from angry bald Ranger icon Mark Messier;
- Patrick Kane gets the grand jury treatment for Cabbiegate ... which begs the question, what does a jury of a punk from Buffalo's peers look like, and are you allowed to drink Genny Light in court?;
Fastest commenter gets the moniker Usain, for no particular reason.