Friday, August 28, 2009

The Morning Skate is Sexy Friday'd up for August 28th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Michael Vick's debut...
  • The Olympic camp comes to an end with a sold-out scrimmage. The game ended 2-2, then they faked trying in a shootout. It was a total exhibition yawn barnburner;
  • Kovy still wants to play here. Give it up, dude;
  • Good piece from The Globe's Brunt on the Phoenix craporama (lap dance to moeman);
  • BGL goes apeshit on the Montreal media (lap dance to Boob);
  • Habs I/O is going to clean up its comments. They have appointed "comment monitors", reminiscent of the famed Deadspin Ninja Comment Squad, but with a much lamer name. All the degenerates are welcome here.
There were complaints worries / panic / mass hysteria in the comments yesterday (from a woman no less) that our sexy babe quotient has fallen off. The fix starts now. (from the "sexy models wearing lingerie" gallery)


Unknown said...

"Comment monitors" is a lame name. But Stasi had already been taken.

Corey Pronman said...

So even BGL wanted Koivu to take french lessons.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Well would it have killed Saku to pick up a Berlitz tape or two during chemo? Playing hockey, fighting cancer, raising money for that $200,000 PET scan machine... I'm sure if Saku had REALLY applied himself and not wasted time visiting sick kids he could have found that extra time to study his grammaire.

Baroque said...

You misunderstand, it wasn't a complaint - I was just worried because you were acting abnormally (for you guys). I wouldn't want you to be sick or anything. :)

Bryan Driscoll said...

hey now, i object to the exhibition yawn comment... i was at the game and it was like a way upgraded version of the all star game -- one actually worth watching. it was really cool to be in the saddledome with actual hockey fans for a change instead of the usual flames poser hockey fan crowd.

Vintage HF29 said...

@Baroque @Bryan - made some edits for you guys, in the name of journalistic accuracy. bwahahaha

Bryan I didn't see the game, only TSN highlights and it looked kind of slow. and the TSN report said there was no hitting. but I trust you

Corey Pronman said...

@ Goldngirl:

I was being sarcastic

GoldenGirl11 said...


Sarcasm is my second language. Me too.