Wednesday, June 22, 2011

2011/10/09 ~ Mark your CHalendars, Habs vs. Winnipeguesswho

20 comments:

Number31 said...

For the Queen!

the Maritimer said...

Nice ass!!

Again!

the Maritimer said...

Looks like the Goat wants the same exact low scoring bunch with the same slow skating (PK excepted) defence that can't get the puck out of its own end.

Now that's what I call progress. Fuck.

Steve said...

Nice scenario . Mexicant to Florida so they can meet their cap floor, first round pick and Chicken to Philly for Biere and sign CHeese Wiz. Love it plan the parade.

Hadulf said...

Fuck Vinny and Fuck Brière. They can rot where they are thank-you-very-much.

the Maritimer said...

Yeah, Steve, fuck Briere, he ain't welcome in Montreal. You turn your nose up at Jean Beliveau's request to join the team, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye.

This Mexican to Florida thing intrigues me though. They do need to get to the cap floor and I don't think there are enough big name UFA's out there to throw that much cash at. All the goat needs back is a 7th round pick.
And for the love of God please let Hammer walk. He's out of gas.

Steve said...

I was away for the whole history of bad cheese so I have to agree, turn down the big bill, fuck you.

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Habsfan10 said...

Habs start on the road in Toronto. AGAIN. When was the last fucking time this team actually got to start a year at home? Seems like every year they get some fucked up 5 game road trip and open the Bell Centre at fucking Halloween. Christ, the Leafs didn't have a road trip past Buffalo for the first month a few years ago.

ezzeloharr said...

Some madness being reported by TSN that the Phylers have traded both Mike Richards and Jeff Carter. And they got way more than their worth for them.

Steve said...

I heard about Richards, yeah 3 good draft picks. PHucktards.

the Maritimer said...

According to TSN Philly has traded Jeff Carter to Columbus and Mike Richards to LA. H/IO says that GM Gauthier will address the media tonight to discuss the Habs draft plans.

First he will pick his lower jaw off the floor when he sees what Holmgren has done in Philly. Maybe this will spur him to unload Gomez on somebody.

Another season opener in the House of Suck (ACC). McLame and Dickhead Cherry will undoubtedly be splooging on Burkakke's face pre-game show.

moeman said...

... and here I was gonna post the PRE-season calendar! Fuck it, here it is;

2011-12 PRESEASON CALENDAR
DATE AWAY HOME TIME(ET) LOCATION
SEPT. 20, 2011 STARS CANADIENS CENTRE BELL - MONTRÉAL
SEPT. 21, 2011 SABRES CANADIENS CENTRE BELL - MONTRÉAL
SEPT. 23, 2011 CANADIENS SENATORS SCOTIA BANK PLACE - OTTAWA
SEPT. 24, 2011 SENATORS CANADIENS CENTRE BELL - MONTRÉAL
SEPT. 25, 2011 CANADIENS BRUINS HALIFAX, NS
SEPT. 26, 2011 BRUINS CANADIENS CENTRE BELL - MONTRÉAL
SEPT. 29, 2011 LIGHTNING CANADIENS CENTRE BELL - MONTRÉAL
OCT. 1, 2011 CANADIENS LIGHTNING COLISÉE, QUEBEC CITY

moeman said...

PHuckPHace richards gets moved for a guy with the same colour of skin as PFK! Coincidence? I think not.

Number31 said...

Flyers did a complete wtf. Did McGuire call out their GM for basically saying they're happy with their core and Carter won't be traded only to trade him now for two picks and an underachieving forward rumoured last year to be flipped for AK46? He seems to call out Gauthier every week for doing that in Anaheim. Oh right, Gauthier's not one of his buddies and stole "his job".

Goaltending criteria for the Flyers:
- Played in Phoenix
- Sucks in the playoffs
Yea sounds like Bryzgalov.

Number31 said...

MmmmmmmmMarkov!

Orangeman said...

@10: Totally fucking agree! Every single year the Habs have to open in Toronto, and most years they close there too! That is complete BS. Not to mention they had to suffer through the indignity of watching the leaf perform the exact same pre-game ceremony we saw at the Bell Centre all fucking playoffs! Oh, but it was in blue.

Re: Philly trades. It's a bit like burning down the house to get rid of the rats in the garage.

Re: Opening up against the Peg. I approve of this message. The NHL, when not busy suing hard working Montreal businessmen or levelling the highest number of penalties against the Habs, still knows where the money and prestige lie.

Re: Long weekend. 8pm, still sober. I don't approve of this message.

rutbut said...

TSN sez Markov signed for 3 years!

Darksyde said...

Markov for 3@ 5.75, eh? It's gonna be a long 3 years of prayin'.

wv: coins : what the Goat spent a lot of on Marky's new contract.

Number31 said...

Markov's new contract is the same as his old contract. Score.