Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Tweet this bitCHes for 06/08

Screw the Finals. The important thing these days is Habs development camp. I don't know who the dude in the middle is, but he looks like a hockey player.
Happy bday Squid; report from dev camp; no QC arena;  'Nucks' hating; Bryz PHucktards' next goalie? #ignoringthefourgamesbullshitthismorning

Puck Daddy Comment of the Day
Welcome to PDCOD, a new feature where we plumb the depths of the Puck Duddy comments (so you don't have to) for pearls of "wisdom". Today's comment comes from "Wolfman", commenting on the 4-game suspension post: (sic'd)

"Bruins fans treated Vancouver fans deacently as it should be,but when the parents of the Boston player shows up in Vancouver it a totally different story,so what gives here canadians in vancouver???? We all heard the story on national tv. Vancouver shame shame shame,not the people you say you are, And don't foreget there are more Canadian players for Boston than Vancouver,just ask the Sedin's for more sweedish meatballs."

Someday we'll figure out what it means.

31 comments:

iRiRi said...

Yeah, that new feature is definitely going to keep me entertained till October.

My 2 cents: Hate to see what happened to Horton but there's a whole lot of hypocrisy coming from Boston players/fans/media right now...

Steve said...

Wolfman must be my long lost brother

soperman said...

@ iRiRi

good 2 cents

@ steve

maybe Wolfman is your alter ego - was that post written during a full moon?

Yeah development camp! I need hockey news not about the dickheads who play for the Broons and Canuckleheads.

soperman said...

@ 29

maybe you could write FHF history by giving "the dude in the middle" a nickname before we actually know who he is....

Hopefully he is a center, then "the dude in the middle" would fit.

WV - "berri" as in "My first name is spelled b-a-r-r-y not b-e-r-r-i."

Steve said...

Hypocrisy your name is Damien Cox

I said it at the time, and I repeat it now, Chara's hit on Patches cost us a cup run.

Anonymous said...

I believe it's Ian Schultz, the tough kid we got along with Larry in the Halak trade.

Steve said...

Nickname, if it is Schultz, a blue collar beer, how about "Pabst" a better blue collar beer.

Anonymous said...

If it is Schultz and you want a blue collar beer name why not Schlitz?

Chester said...

I may be a little late with this ... and my apologies to the Horton family in advance ...

But there is something about a Beaner lying unconscious and twitching on the ice that gives me hope that there is justice and karma and all that shit about the universe unfolding as it should. The check was clean and legal. It's what happens when you don't keep your head up you stupid fuck. Now all of Baston can go and dial 911. Knuckle draggers.
Go Nucks

Steve said...

Hi Cornelius Hardenbergh

Please spill a beer on this guy I mean asshole, and ask him for my $100,000 back for flying in my plane to see a hockey game.

Steve said...

There just had to be an angle to the Rome suspension that would make me lose it, to seek out a cock to stab, I have to go with Burka.

So if Boston wins the cup, Burka gets a better draft pick, so who better to consult when deciding how long to suspend a Vancouver player.

Head shots ring out in the Bell that night
Enter the shaved ape from the other side
He leaves Patches in a pool of blood
FHF cries out "My God he's killed them all"
Here comes the story of the NHL Justice Train
The man the authorities came to name
For something that he never does
They Put the Habs,in a losing spell but one more time they could-a been
The champions of the world.

moeman said...

DIE broonz DIE!!!!

Mr. natural said...

you guys are all extra funny todday, thanks.

WTF is up with blogger? Really giving me fits lately, especially from my short sojourn to beautiful downtown Moncton NB.

Go'nucks

Die Broonz

Etc

That is all

moeman said...

heh, Mike Murphy, a Collie salad tosser and Burkkake contributor, splooges about 'garbage'. Fuck off you Fuckface. Where were you when Fuckface chara garbaged PatCHes? Go fuck yourself whilst you fuck Campbell whilst he fucks burke whilst he Burkkakes Bettman. Bunch of sick fucks.

moeman said...

Its been weeks since tsn's dregger has had anything of value to 'report' (I know coincides with the leaf bailing, again). He's unloaded so often on burke that he is maybe sploogeless. For the record, dregger is one of the sick fucks.

DIE broonz DIE!!!

Steve said...

I am losing my fuckin mind, I can not find the game, are you serious, not on public TV, maybe I should have joined dear leader and flown in a private plane down to boston. WTF its canada

moeman said...

hnicockroaches

Steve said...

Harper you motherfucking american cocksucking cunt with viagaina lips and molesting children eyes fuck you I did not want you at that game on my dime, fuck you young boy lover

Orangeman said...

This would be a whole lot easier if Lu didn't fucking suck.

Orangeman said...

Good thing Massachusettes legalized gay marriage. CBC is 5 minutes away from proposing to Thomas on the jumbotron.

Moey said...

Yup, Bobby Lu picked a terrific time for his annual meltdown. You know what? I'm seriously not giving a shit anymore about who wins the Cup. Posers versus assholes. Meh.

Orangeman said...

Said it before, say it again: Completely classless organization of thugs and assholes.

Sofia said...

I hate everything about this Cup Final.

Mr. natural said...

Man this PHucken' blows chunks.

Die all Die

Anonymous said...

must suck to see ryder succeeding with a classier org.

Matt said...

Fuckin Broons! I hate these fuckers!

iRiRi said...

SO OVER THESE TWO TEAMS. Wake me up when the #Habs are back.

P.S. Horton in the dressing room after the game?! Recchi must've cleared him. coughs*HYPOCRITES*coughs Yeah, I said it.

Bill 10-4 said...

unadulterated bullshit

I hope fhfers appreciated only comic relief of evening - flies buzzing around hnib camera

Obvs attracted to shit in the garden

Mr. natural said...

not pulling Luongo in #3 is gonna be a topic of debate, personally think it was a huge mistake and may well be the reason they lose the series.

But they will come back and win.

*sigh* if only we had PatCHes and one lucky bounce in any of those three overtime games.

Die you Cocksucking Broonz Die!

I still can't believe the rebounds fat Timmy gives up all night and still gets the blank, PHuck!

At least the Beaners are staying classy, not talking trash, telling it like it is...PHUCK!!!

I hope Mad Max gets a hat trick.

PHUCK!

Number31 said...

When Schultz smiles like that to a teammate it's ok. When he smiles like that to an opponent, fists will fly.

Doogie2K said...

Ian Schultz, one of my favourite ex-Hitmen, and hopefully future Habs third-liner/PKer.