Monday, June 13, 2011

DIE BROONZ DIE

Look, the Mavs did it in 6, it would be nice sports symmetry to see the Nucks do it in 6 too. 8 PM, let's get this over with already so we can get on with our lives.

53 comments:

boob gainey said...

I posted this over there (H I/O) but an interesting stat is that Chara has been partly responsible for every Vancouver goal in the series.

He has been on the ice for all but one of the goals, and was in the penalty box for the 6th.

On the ice he was either stripped of the puck (Lapierre and Sedin goals)) or badly beaten (Burrows, Torres).

TimTom, supposed Conn Smythe winner, lost all three close games, and in every case he was way out of position on the winning goals.

Come on Nucks!

Steve said...

WTF is wrong with Toronto, branding Vancouver has the team Canada hates, and Mad Max as some kind of clown. Fuck I hate Toronto.

I would not cross the street to see basketball but loved the Heat losing.

I want a blowout, Nucks 15 Broons0.

fed up said...

Dear Thelma & Louise,

Please kick those ugly hairy Bruin asses into next February. Send Milbury with them to massage their sorry little dicks.

Anonymous said...

would be nice if Luongo backs it up tonight with a shutout...

Mr. natural said...

PHUCKEN BLOGGER!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway @ Steve: agree cotU should PHuck off and stop taking my tax dollar to shit on the "home" team trying to bring the championship back to it's native land.

PHuck them all right in the ass!

Die Broonz Die!

Anonymous said...

Richard Labbe reports that Norton will be wielding the Bruins flag tonight. I don't know if it's good for a commotion, we should ask Dr. Recchi.

Matt said...

DYFBD!!!

Dr. Recchi must have given the OK for Horton to see them fucks lose in person..

Mr. natural said...

“And Samson called unto the LORD, and said, O Lord GOD, remember me, I pray thee, and strengthen me, I pray thee, only this once, O God, that I may be at once avenged of the Philistines (BROONZ) for my two eyes.”

DIE BROONZ DIE!!!

That is all.

Mr. natural said...

Hmmmmm.....maybe I should have saved that for next years playoff run!?

Steve said...

@Boob,
you mean your allowed to comment on other sites?

moeman said...

GFYHorton.

DIE
BROONZ
DIE!!!

Steve said...

Tits on the powerplay, I was reading he was dynomite at the WHC. Combine that with PFK and his awesome one time are you have a plan, now bring in the coach.

GO NUCK, embarrass the Broons, fuck it put a couple more in Dr Rechii's waiting room.

lehab said...

Time for Horton to get stabben in Cock. Die fucking bruins die!!!!!!!!

Bill 10-4 said...

Burrows hoists cup in the garden?!?!?!? whoa.

In the hope that the season ends tonight, I wish you all:

DIE BRUINS DIE!!!!!!!!!

Orangeman said...

They were calling for Timmeh to get the Conn Smythe after game one, seriously, I remember him losing and HNIC discussing why he should get it no matter what. And I have no doubt he does.

Part of me wants the Nucks to put 'em away tonight. Part of me wants them to lose 8-0 and then put it away 1-0 on Wednesday. Regardless, you know the summer months will be filled with "WE SCORED MORE GOALS!" "IF HORTON WASN'T INJURED BY THE MOST ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS HIT THE HOCKEY WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!" and "IT SHOULD COUNT WHEN YOU ONLY WIN BY ONE GOAL!" as well as "OOGA-OOGA I'M A FUCKING PRIMATE! LET ME THROW MY POO AT YOU! OOGA-OOGA!"

I hope Neely is there tonight seeing as he never got to see the Cup up close before. And I hope Bourque is there tonight so he can see guys win the Cup that deserve it. Yeah, I went there, set up camp and will stay here all night.

Fuck the Broonz. DIE BROONZ DIE!

#hatemakesmewarminside

Orangeman said...

*shouldn't count. One goal games SHOULDN'T count. It was a bitter call out to our Game 7 OT win, btw.

Orangeman said...

*Loss. A bitter call out to our Game 7 OT LOSS. I still have difficulty accepting it.

JUST START THE GAME ALREADY, I'M BABBLING.

Steve said...

I hope the Nucks win tonite so we can get back to the really important stuff like discussing and commenting on the Montreal Canadiens, is there any other reason to go online, SF yes but there is always a Canadiens edge.
Fuck Boston lose like James in pajamies you fucking motherfucking bad dressed assholes with your corporate ties wrapped around the neck of the NHL, and fuck the dickies they make us look like extras from an experimental sixes movie.
As you can see I am ready for this game, which will bring some small joy to Canada, but nothing like what would happen if Canada's team was playing, and we were fucked out of that fair and fix fair.

moeman said...

heh, da broonz sinking to make an ugly thug like horton their flag bearer is proof enough that they are a bunch of slugs lead by the types of disrespectful dummies like Seabass, Clod and all their loser cheerleaders like cherry, cockroach mike, pjstuck, gary galling, CotU mediots and their whining, crybaby fans.

ti-cul said...

we're ready to parade downtown smalltown B.C.

GO CANUCKS!

Fuck the broonz

ti-cul said...

quack quack quack says pj schfluck

moeman said...

Whilst daisy-chaining themselves (urban dic it kidz), the tsn panel chooses Timmuffinman as the Con Spliffed winner. Sick fucks.

ti-cul said...

woo hoo hoo
GO CANUCKS GO!!!
die fuckers die.
we'll be smoking the good stuff tonitr!!!!!

Number31 said...

Oh just end this bloody season already so we can get on with our lives...

And Timmeh for Conn Smythe?! What the fuck? For flopping in the general direction because he's too short and stumpy and makes every routine save look like a HOF moment? For his previous nearly 5 GAA per game? For the Sedins having their heads up their arses and not watching the tapes on how the Habs score on him despite being "smurfs"? Stop kissing his ass. That award goes to Kesler even if he's a prick. No one on the Bs comes close. (I seem to remember Malkin scoring a shitload of goals only to be pretty quiet in the finals and still got the trophy). Hell even Burrows deserves it more for his clutch play. Actually they'll probably give it to Horton 'cause they love those Hallmark moments. *barf*

moeman said...

heh, Cup ain't even raised and the hnic sick fucks are dropping leaf news mcsploogian style. Yep, burkakkeed you all is. Bonus, tax paid for your pleasure.

Steve said...

The comcast award always goes to a PHuctard or a Bruin.
I did not mean that it just happened and it fits

Wv= zingsic thats what I was trying to copy and that what this post was IMHO

Number31 said...

Ah fuck off CBC. Chara can go "lead" his way into a stanchion for all I care.

Steve said...

Fuck, the CBC doing a puff pit on Chara, I want my money back, elect Harper, he would at least have had Timmy on.

moeman said...

Wow, hnic, sinking lower than I thought they could. chara is a piece of shit, nice try buffing him you sick disgusting fucks.

The story of this Finals should be the Canucks but the mediots have made it about themselves and their deep-seeded hate for Canadian teams and their small-dicked envy to be broonz fans.

moeman said...

Go Nucks.

Die you fucking sickening broonz die!

moeman said...

Diving? Fuck off.

Orangeman said...

How does Sedin get a penalty on that play? Oh, diving. Either Chara is a 7 foot monster that the media jerks off over or the Nucks are diving. Choose one. It's unbelievable the Canucks have been allowed to win any games this series. Embarrassing.

Number31 said...

No, the net is not in outer space.

Orangeman said...

Oh god, get the sieve outta there.

HabsFan29 said...

Luuuuu

sucks again

Number31 said...

http://www.sadtrombone.com/

moeman said...

Yikes.

HabsFan29 said...

and the second one is 10x worse. Luuuuu

Orangeman said...

This is how I felt when Price that year(s). If Lu stays in now then it's all about him and not the team. I don't agree with that.

Number31 said...

The Vancouver Canucks: still can't play in the East.

Orangeman said...

Wait, so when Patches showed up to the game it was proof an elaborate scheme to get Chara suspended, but Horton showing up is 'brave'. Uh-huh. "Win it for Horton!" Christ, the guy got bodychecked, not shot saving orphans.

Orangeman said...

So Peverly 'goes down hard' looks at ref, sees penalty, jumps up swinging and it's not diving?

moeman said...

Game isn't 10 mins in and its just fucking weird.

Number31 said...

Someone should call in Leo Luongo.

Orangeman said...

How did the Canucks even get this far? They're terrible. And to think, we were inches INCHES away from beating these assholes. 3 OT losses.

Le sigh.

Moey said...

Canuck fans must be besides themselves right now. What a disaster.

Orangeman said...

Oh, the refs learned how to call a too many men!

Number31 said...

Tweet of the night:

@irealys If Boston wins the series, I think their MVP will be Luongo #gimmepriceanyday

wv Bazing!

Steve said...

Oh fuck the humanity, I cant watch any more, please Giant Flying Spagetti Monster read my dreams and let Vancouver win right now. I promise never to eat your meatballs again

Anonymous said...

Only Nucks who don't look like complete shit tonight are Schneider, Tanev, Lappy, and Higgins - two rookies and two spare parts acquired at the trade deadline.

I guess they haven't soaked in the choke as long as the rest of them.

Number31 said...

Conn Smythe goes to Timmeh's fat shiny horseshoe.

Anonymous said...

stupid brooonz forgot to say goodbye to their fans

Mr. natural said...

*sigh*

PHucken' Luongo, another athlete who is only a star when it's just another game.

Worst finals goal-tending performance ever.

If 'nucks had Carey they would have won the cup in 5.