Thursday, June 30, 2011

The Morning Skate tries to figure out the Habs Defense for Thursday, June 30

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of the Pope Tweeting...
  • OK let's see if we can keep track of the Habs D here. Yesterday the following happened: Hamr refused the Habs offer, the Habs traded CHeez Whiz' rights to the BJs for a 7th round pick which becomes a 5th rounder if he actually signs, and Swiss Mister II signed a $1.7 million 2-year deal. So we guess this leaves us with: Vodkov, Gorges, PFK, Gill, SpatCHes, (Y)Emelin and SMII. Sound about right? Everyone start praying for Vodkov's knees right now;
  • CHeez Whiz pens his goodbye to Montreal;
  • Goodbye and good luck Paul Kariya. Always a class guy who suffered through a lot of shit;
  • Anyone in the market for a Chirs Drury?
  • Rollie the Goalie squeezes out another $3 million from his 41-year old body;
  • The NHLPA has called shenanigans on the Predators for not offering their RFA's contracts;
  • Jagr has gone missing or something.
Whew, deep breath. Tomorrow is Free Agent Frenzy Big Fat Bob Mckenzie Day, and we have heard rumours of Panger blogging actual hockey stuff. So that means Sexy Friday may be bumped. But moe found a new vid of FHF fave Kate Upton that just won't wait til next week, so we present, uh, Titty Thursday?

27 comments:

the Maritimer said...

My wish list:

-Anthony Stewart
-Michael Rupp

Not for any ability to score since JM will still be depending on #21, 13, 14, 46 and 67 to do that. No, just to keep fuckfaces Luchicken, Horton and Shaved Gorilla honest.

Forget about any big earth-shaking moves by the Goat. It's just tweaking the bottom 6.

Unless it's true he's trying trade the Mexican't. Then all bets are off.

Steve said...

Holy Fuck Batmann we are still in the Jager(german for hunter BTW)hunt. We hunt the hunter in the hunt for the cup. Jager is a check that is almost Finnish(ed), given that equation he is sure to sign with Montreal. Plan the parade.

Pittsburgh, are you fucking kidding me, its only a few thousand abandoned houses ahead of Detroit, once you have seen Prague, you will choose Montreal for your last hurrah!

Jaybird said...

Nobody puts Sexy Friday in a corner...

Steve said...

I wonder why Hickey is taking potshots at Wiz. "there is a reason he is on his fifth team"

Daddy Says said...

I already miss the Whiz. The goat will do shit. We'll be well under the cap (even with the Mexicant's huge(ass) contract.

fuck i hate the off season. almost as much as shaved gorillas and the lafs

Chester said...

I have faith in The Goat. I don't know why, but I do.

I don't think he will be able to move the Mexican't. Which isn't the end of the world.

However I think he will bring pleasentness upon us, and again I don't know why ... perhaps I should check my medication. I appear to have a plethora of mellowness. It comes from replacing teeth gnashing fist clenching beer swilling hockey playoffs with the excitement of a well played four iron .... or Americas got Talent ....

eeessssshhhh
Is it October yet ?

chris nilan said...

would anyone here take souray on the cheap? he's in the prcess of being bought out... i'd give it some thought at least.

Mr. natural said...

*Yawn*

Chester said...

He has great hair and girl wrists.
A bad combination.

El BaruCH said...

Soccer report from Germany
Canadian Dames Soccer team sucked rawful ehhhggs today against France! 4:0 what an embarassment not to mention those ever so slightly nazi-pioneer reminiscent uniforms with player's names in a serif font, who (besides the Trashers (and look what happened to them)) uses a serif font!?! whoa did they suck and were way less hot than the French team who beat them not only with superior skills, speed, determination but also in hotness. The only sadder game I saw was North Korea vs. USA. you could tell by the second half that the North Koreans had only eaten half as much in their entire lives than the USA players.

WHizzes farewell was lame, after he almost killed PatCHes with his slapper, his slapper was never the same again.
and what about CHamburger CHallah CHalpern? I haven't heard anything about the old pit bool. Frankly I'd rather have the Dominictrix back.

moeman said...

Oh Kate!

moeman said...

Go Als!

Steve said...

Fans of The 300, great photoshops, and the Greek Liberation Front, should have a look at the postcard at the bottom of the blog.
Maybe its a theme that could be used for the GG photoshop of the inevitable Montreal Riots when we win the cup next June. Thats it you heard it hear first, Montreal will win the cup next year.

the Maritimer said...

@Steve, love 300, great movie.

A Cup in Montreal next June? Only if a native Montrealer on another team wins next year and brings it there for a visit.
I think the Goat thinks they are still 2 or 3 years away from competeing with the likes of the shaved gorillas or phucktards.

moeman said...

Rhino re-ups for 2 yrs in COL.

Habs were inCHes, not years, away in losing to the Fuckfacers from Boston.

moeman said...

Make your ears bleed;

http://shop.v-moda.com/p-191-v-80-on-ear-headphones.aspx

Mr. natural said...

Barring substantial injuries we will win the east next year!!

Anonymous said...

is it too early to start ignoring the Winnepeg Jets again?

wv: unbutfu.... where do you even start?

the Maritimer said...

@moeman, in the first round when Montreal won the first two in Beantown, I still had doubts whether they could pull off the win. When they shit the bed in their first two home games, I kinda had a feeling they were done.

But hey, the NHL fucked everybody to clear the path for Boston's Cup parade.

I just don't think this group of forwards can get it done. Goaltending is good no question and the D is adequate. Maybe I'm wrong. We'll see by Christmas.

moeman said...

Q 4 da FHFers;

Kate or Pippa?

moeman said...

Agree The M.

G = solid

D = add some Vodkov and drink up bitCHes

O = CHickenless can't be a bad thing

C = Kirk! come back! (or Goat, call Eric Desjardins pronteau!)

Mr. natural said...

BTW I don't mean finish first I mean make it to the cup finals, I stand by that prediction.

You can all ram it up my ass next spring.

Number31 said...

Why is everyone prematurely grumpy for this year's Free Agency Day when we knew LAST WEEK there was no one other than Brad Richards?

Looking at these latest contract offers though, NHL's totally heading for another lock out. So... GO BULLDOGS GO!

moeman said...

Mr. n. we may need to get Håkan Loob as an ASSistant coaCH to get that far for you.

BTW, yes, I do this for free. I'm the only non-lawyer and GG11 is now Milwaukee bound.

moeman said...

N31, despite the Fehr and loathing, the NHL is on firmer ground than the money laundering NFL and NBA. Unless brian barke becomes the next commish, Gary Fuckface Buttman is looking like a genius, despite Phoenix not rising.

Anonymous said...

how about Arnott? better late than never...not a #1 center anymore, but a big body with savvy

the Maritimer said...

The only thing saving Bettman's ass is the fact that 6, errrr...7 Canadian franchises are collecting dollars that are worth more than Buttman's "real" dollars and pumping them into the revenue sharing system. I'll bet Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver sell more sweaters and merchandise than the other 23 'merican teams combined.