Tuesday, June 14, 2011

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How the fuck did Canada win a gold medal with that sieve? #theseteamsandthisseriessucksballs

18 comments:

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

One more game, guys.

Enjoy it! But not, you know, so much that the Bruins lose.

Because then I wouldn't enjoy it. hmmmmm

What I'm saying is I'm having the time of my life down here in Boston. I don't want it to end (but my wallet and waistline certainly do).

GO BRUINS!

Daddy Says said...

@Corny- you know we like you and you are by and large the most level headed of your kind, so please don't take this to heart. DIE YOU FUCKING GOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother fuckers and all your knuckle dragging fans (not you Cornelius) just crawl into that dank dark hole your mother dropped you into and DIE.

Don't even like the Canucks but fuck me....... just pull the trigger.

Steve said...

Cornelius Hardenbergh
How can you enjoy this, Vancouver keeps bringing a pee wee goalie to Boston. Dont worry the GFSM is on Nucks side and they will prevail.

moeman said...

Fucking DIE!!!! already!!!!

Matt said...

How the fuck did Canada win a gold medal with that sieve?

After the 2nd goal my thoughts EXACTLY!!

WTF??!!??

DYFBD!!!

Chester said...

I can't stand the thought of those Beaners with the Stanley Cup. Dirty cheap shot thugs. Makes my stomach turn.

Steve said...

Plan the parade, after an exhaustive evaluation it is clear Montreal will win the cup if they can get pictures of Buttmans junk. Seriously our lineup with Vodkov, Gorges, Patches, improvement from Eller, maybe Advil and Pizza up on the big team. Plan the fucking parade already, and Mr Molson make sure the Bell center is reserved for hockey right through till July.

the Maritimer said...

Fucking goons, headhunting cheapshot artists cripple another player with NO suspension. Seriously, the league head office has zero credibility left.

I have not watched one game, so I only know what I am reading, but how much evidence do you need that Jacobs has the Commish in his back pocket.

Thank Christ we have the Memorial Cup tournament to watch. The NHL has become such a farce it is now unwatchable. Neither Boston or Vancouver could make a face like a hockey team.

One are street thugs, the other a bunch of highly paid prima donnas. Just get this fucking thing over with so we can have the draft.

Anonymous said...

how is a cup win going to make the draft come sooner?

or do you mean "talking about the draft"

Steve said...

@anon are there any 5'9" centers going to be left after 16 rounds?

Number31 said...

Yet another young player suffers a broken vertebrae at their hands on a late hit and gets no justice. But hey Horton, keep admiring your pass as you now fly to Vancouver to cheer your fellow douchebags on. The Conn Smythe is waiting for you.

(And hey Canucks, even your GM wants to know why the fuck the med staff didn't bring out the stretcher. If a hockey player says he's ok, chances are HE'S NOT).

How did Canada win gold with that sieve? Simple. Ryan Miller 5-hole.

Steve said...

@31 has there ever been a better case for Canadian Health care

Number31 said...

Competition committee puts forth motion to replace hockey sticks with harpoons. There will be blood!

fearing for my life after posting said...

http://espn.go.com/blog/nhl/post/_/id/9297/lets-not-draw-parallels-between-mason-raymond-and-nathan-horton-incidents

full disclosure, i'm a bruins fan. and yup, i think chara should have been suspended for the hit on patches. just like i think any douche that puts a hit to the head should be suspended. just like the assholes that took out bergeron and savard. savvy was a little bitch (not unlike crosby) but i don't think he deserved what he got. poor guy can't even handle watching game 7 in vancouver, his career is over prematurely and he can't handle it. but i would like to hear an unbiased (try hard) opinion of this series. pretend its the blues and not the bruins. are the canucks dirty? personally, i think so. and to be honest, i'm not thrilled with the bruins response either. i was hoping they would "rise above" and recchi and lucic did not. and maybe i should have stopped drinking at bottle #2 of wine, but there it is. i know y'all are homers and the bruins suck, but do the canucks deserve the cup? i'm not saying the bruins do either...even though i was born and raised a displaced Quebecois in MA, i still have a hard time with a lot of what i was seen. but, that being said, i think the canucks are dirtier and less deserving. i also think i should stop drinking and go to bed.

Number31 said...

My unbiased view of this series: Where the hell is that meteor?

(I unbiasedly hate both of these dirty whiny teams and wish neither would win Lord Stanley's Cup).

Number31 said...

Oh look. Horton, who's with the team in Vancouver to offer support, wants to convince the doctors that he can play in Game 7. What say you, Dr. Recchi?

Even thinking of playing tomorrow (which would break League concussion protocol anyway) is proof he has sustained a brain injury.

Anonymous said...

Q.: How the fuck did Canada win a gold medal with that sieve?

A.: All home games...

HabsFan29 said...

@729 anon - +1. amusing AND correct

@fearing for my life - have no fear my good man. very rational, the 2 bottles of wine did well.