Wednesday, June 15, 2011

DIE BROONZ DIE FFS ALREADY


Though we wouldn't object to a meteor tonight. Both these teams suck.

78 comments:

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

I am freaking out right now.

GAME 7 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wv: maybe I should step out on the patio for a beer. 9am isn't too early for beer, right?

Hadulf said...

@Corn...

It's five o' clock somewhere...

Good luck for tonight, even though I wish your team a terrible death.

Go Nucks!

Steve said...

Cornelius Hardenbergh
Lu is setting you up, he is a bigger drama queen than Miarh Carrey. Wants to win it at home, there is no other logical explanation.

moeman said...

Mort aux broonz!

‎מוות broonz Die!

Morte al broonz!

죽음 broonz에!

‎טויט צו די בראָאָנז!!!

‎الموت للbroonz!

Смерть broonz!

Död åt broonz!

Bás an broonz!

死亡的broonz!


~~~

Via;

http://www.nicetranslator.com/

Moey said...

If Boston *puke* wins tonight I'll bet Habs' fans will consume more alcohol than 'nuck fans.

How many pins do I have to stick in the B's voodoo doll? It's already full. Maybe I'll bury it in the cat litter box.

lawyergirl77 said...

TEAM METEOR, FTW!!!

lawyergirl77 said...

Moey - dying at the thought of seeing the voodoo doll buried in cat poop. Awesome.

I won't be watching the game - those are the ones that the Nucks have usually won, so I'm hoping the trend continues.

Although both of these teams really piss me off, seeing the Bruins get the ultimate reward for their asshattery this season would piss me off mostest.

Steve said...

From the Globe, stay classy Bruins

In the third period of Monday’s 5-2 win, for instance, Bruins winger Brad Marchand was fortunate that his mugging of Daniel Sedin occurred in front of a couple of paralyzed referees and not in a close game. He landed six punches with his gloved fist (Sedin counted) while referee Kelly Sutherland watched, transfixed.

The best rationale for the attack Marchand was able to offer? “Because I felt like it,” he said.

Die Bruins, Go Nucks

soperman said...

@lg77 - "asshattery"? - hilarious

@steve - I played fullback in Senior "C" soccer in Halifax (comparable in temperment to Hockey's East Coast League, i.e. where bad players go to fight). In one incident I picked up their striker and bodyslammed him into a puddle on the muddy field. No call from the ref. Apparently later on he claimed he was laughing too hard to blow his whistle, maybe that is what happened to Sutherland because (Broons suck) it was pretty funny.

Moey said...

LG,

Agree completey, they've taken asshattery to a whole new level. It's like the schoolyard bully getting an award at the end of the year. Fuck them & their fucktard fans.

the Maritimer said...

@soperman, I used to play in a Senior rec league here in Saint John. If we even made the opposition swear on the field, we would get a yellow card. Oh, the stories I could tell. Fights? You betcha!

Die, Bruins, Die!!

soperman said...

@ the maritimer

Our league was so disorganized that they never realized we had three "stars" from our Senior "A" team playing on the "C" team. It was really messed up!

Die Broons Die!

Hadulf said...

Man I hope BR retires fucking soon. This is guy is SO anti-CH it's not fucking funny...

Reading his crap makes me want to grab my sub machine...

lehab said...

What moeman said, although he forgot to translate it in to Bostonion, so those fuckheads can understand: Die Bhoons Die! Remember, they have no R in their alphabet.

Now hopefully one of the fuckhead bhoons (Timmy) can pull a Bill Bucknah tonight, and all the fuckheads down at the "Cheehs Bah" spill their fucking Cooahs and Budweisahs and puke up their fucking chowdah all night long!

DYFBD!

moeman said...

heh, Fuckface horton is well enough to fly to Van City. Fucking faker can go fuck himself.

Steve said...

@Moeman there is a clash payoff.

moeman said...

Thx Steve, saw that. Cool pics.

~~~

"Raucous celebrations after big wins by the New England Patriots, Boston Red Sox and Boston Celtics in the past seven years have resulted in three deaths and widespread vandalism.

The city banned on-street parking in the same areas from 6 p.m. to 2 a.m. Thursday and urged fans to use public transportation.

Bars are being asked to take in or secure outdoor furniture, black out windows to prevent crowds from gathering outside to watch the TVs inside, and not admit any customers after the end of the game's second period."


Be proud broonz buffoons.

moeman said...

"Yesterday, Bruins assistant equipment manager Jim Johnson set up Nathan Horton's stall as though he were ready to play. It will be the same tonight, when a white game jersey will be hanging there, next to his gear."

Fuckface faker.

Orangeman said...

If Nucks can't do it tonight they will become my most hated team. Behind the broons and phucktards, of course, but I barely consider those 'teams'. More like roaming hooligans. Feral shaved apes, perhaps.

Question: Will Lu bring the Cup to Montreal for his 'day'?

Question 2: If Lu loses, do we allow him back in Montreal ever?

DIE BRUINS DIE

Sal Paradise said...

If Vancouver should pull it off tonight...they'll have to go down in hockey history as THE worst performance from a cup-winning team. To shit the bed the way they did,and still win a cup. The wimp-assery of their play...I mean ferchrissakes...why-o-why let that asshole Marchand (he's a fellow bluenoser and I still hate him) continually take rabbit punches and just stand there and take it?? The game's result was a forgone conclusion...take a couple of hits and let him think he can do it with impunity and then haul back and smoke the guy in the face like you have a pair.

Fucking hell!!

I HATEHATEHATE the fucking Bruins, but the Canucks are doing everything they can possibly do to make me cheer against them.

But man....if they let Boston have it tonight may Van-city sink into the Pacific Ocean leaving nothing but an oily pool only Lu's hair could have created.

moeman said...

STFU pjstuck!

moeman said...

What's funnier/sadder;

hnic broonz cocksucking or RIM playbook ads?

moeman said...

If neanderthalhorton 'looks' dazed and confused (apologies YardBirds), how can anyone tell?

the Maritimer said...

Several acquaintances of mine have always referred to Montreals 1993 Championship as a "back door" Cup, because Pittsburg had been eliminated by the Islanders thus allowing Montreal a free pass to the Finals.

If we Habs fans have to endure the ignomy of a Boston victory tonight, we can always throw it in the brainless Beantowner's faces that they cheated their way to a Cup because the officials refused to penalize them for their obvious transgressions.

I hope Jacobs, Chiarelle, Neely and the rest of those asssholes all get a severe case of hemorrhoids.

moeman said...

If there is any justice the disgusting head-hunter chara will not have his fucking name engraved on the silver mug. He, Dr. recchi, foul fingered ferrence and the entire sick fucks from boston can fucking die, sooner than later.

Bill 10-4 said...

heh

gotta love the hnib cup winning highlights

leafs only one in black and white

needed the chuckle

DIE BRUINS DIE

Number31 said...

...Can someone explain to me what "they went through this year"? Dr. Recchi sounded like someone on their team died while their arena toppled down a sinkhole and took a few orphanages with it.

Fuck it. Where's that meteor?! YOU GOT 60 MINUTES TO DO SOMETHING!

HabsFan29 said...

me-te-or! me-te-or!

moeman said...

mcsplooge standing beside hahaRudy, sad comment on the coverage of the game.

moeman said...

Meant heely.

Sal Paradise said...

Hrudy I like.

Number31 said...

Trade in hockey sticks for feather dusters? Maybe they'll swiffer the puck in.

Poor RoboRaymond...

moeman said...

Nucks are owning the 1st period. hnic says broonz 4th line is. Discuss or disgusting?

Orangeman said...

I feel as though if the broons do *shudder* win, it has to have an asterisk besides it like Bond's HR record or the 1918 White Sox. At least us here can refer to them as the *air quotes* Cup Champs */air quotes*. God forbid, though.

Lord, I just wrote that with <> instead of ** and it didn't print it. So it just said, gulp, Cup Champs. I couldn't let that stand.

Orangeman said...

What a pace! A 30 mins period?

moeman said...

ack

Orangeman said...

Oh jesus, it's over. Get that loser outta there. Luongo, this is your (downfall of) career!

Number31 said...

Giggle. And gurgle.

Number31 said...

@moeman
I find the Crapnucks sloppy and all over the place. Bahston looks more systematic on the attack.

Orangeman said...

Here's my rant: Thomas has been good, great even. He probably deserves the Conn Smythe. But he hasn't been spectacular a la Roy 86/93/95-05 or Brodeur 96-01 Giggy 02 or Kipper 04 or even Halak 10. Those guys, there's no way their team wins if they're not god-like. Watching them made me reconsider what the human body was capable of. The only games Thomas' tean has won this series his team has scored 8,4 and 5 goals. Yes, he was good, but his good play wasn't instrumental in their wins.

And Price outplayed him in the first round I am still bitter about that. INCHES PEOPLE. INCHES AWAY FROM BOUNCING THESE JERKS! AND NOW THEY'RE GOING TO TAINT THE CUP FOREVER!

WV: Dinde. Lu is a dinde en francais.

HabsFan29 said...

Chara gets what he deserved, but even i dont know why that isnt a penalty

Number31 said...

Higgy just ran over Chara and stunned the beast.

Orangeman said...

@29: like CBC said, if you aren't calling penalties, you aren't calling penalties. Although I hate the 'put the whistles away' philosophy. Sure, so goons win against skill.

HabsFan29 said...

still 40 minutes to bury these fuckers. CMON YOU GIRLY SWEDISH TWINS DO SOMETHING. or at least 40 minutes for the meteor

ugh. "Boston Bruins, 2011 Stanley Cup Champions" i better get used to it

Steve said...

FUck, now its going to be the rest of the game under extreme trap and fuck I stayed up late when I could have been doing anything else to watch the fucking bruins win, and this no call shit, well who does that favour fuck you comcast buttman corporate shit fucks that we cant ever fight in a fair way and are doomed to your fucking Harper like control freak shit colen cnoee mouchshine.

Just like I do not accept Harpo as legit, Boston no not cup winners,cup fixers

moeman said...

Ain't over til fat timmeh sings.

DIE broonz DIE!!!!

moeman said...

How pathetic can the broonz be? They have faker horton pour water from boston on the Van ice. Sick, pathetic fucks.

Number31 said...

DEPLOY YANNICK WEBER!

moeman said...

harpo spends 10s of 1000s of $$$ to go to a game in boston but satys home for Game 7 in Canada. What are you afraid of Steve?

moeman said...

I'm gonna be sick.

Number31 said...

Had to be the ARSEHOLE.

Yo Vancouver: This is for you.

Orangeman said...

Ok, well, POSITIVES!

POSITIVE #1: Price should be the starter in Sochi 2014 after this debacle!

Steve said...

I am done, going put on the Cohen get out the bottle of whiskey and maybe bring the double barrel in from the truck. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

Orangeman said...

Also have to say it's an annoying cliche, but in this game at least, the team that wants it more is winning. You don't get the Cup by getting a whole bunch of points in the regular season, Nuckleheads.

iRiRi said...

FUCK. Hey, remember when the Bruins *almost* kinda put it in their own net in game 7 OT against the Habs? Good times.

I'll be at the nearest bridge if anyone needs me.

Orangeman said...

I mean, how many times can you fan on a shot on a good chance? What are you a Hab?

Orangeman said...

7 games. 3 OT losses, one a double. Another one goal game. We were the closest to bouncing these jerks. INCHES. It's like shooting Hitler in the arm when he was a kid. Soooooooooooo close to avoiding tragedy.

Orangeman said...

God I wish the Sharks would have won the West. Jumbo Joe would have burried these assholes.

iRiRi said...

WAIT WAIT WAIT. Bruins with a 3-0 lead? Let the meltdown begin, amirite?!

Orangeman said...

Sooooooooooooooooo.....anyone got any meth?

Number31 said...

Playing against Edmonton every week boosts your stats or what?

Dunno how that goal stands, to be honest. Maybe it's Pool rules.

Orangeman said...

Could be worse. You could have spent $800 on this shit show up close.

Orangeman said...

@31: Have to agree. Only team from their division to make the playoffs. Sort of like the Caps beating up on the SE. At least they had TB.

Still, game 7 of the SCF. Personally I put it all on Lu. Totally outplayed. I hope this puts his "star" to rest. I won't forget that late goal in the Olympics either, Mr. Choke. Hey, I hear Joe Thorton needs a partner on the golf course.

Hypnotoad said...

So I will live in a world where the broons have won a cup in my lifetime.

I will never forgive the Nucks for that one. Thanks for nothing, choking assholes.
That said, our fucking habs have no excuse for blowing the series in the first round. They brought this upon us!

Ah hockey, I love the way you make me hate everything.

Number31 said...

Good lobby for seamless glass: less wacky bounces. Just tell players to stop killing each other with them and they'll be fine.

Number31 said...

My brother's song for Luongo is always "Over~rated~!*clapclapclapclapclap*"

HabsFan29 said...

did the Sedins play in this series?

Number31 said...

Screw it. Going to Hyrule to beat up on Moblins.

Orangeman said...

I remember that brief lull where I felt happiness. A week after our game 7 up until about two hours ago.

Canucks, you are my new hated Western team. I cannot tolerate a whole summer/next season listening to the CBC/TSN/braahs fans. WE WERE INCHES AWAY!

Well, I have no choice but to leave the continent. Again.

Orangeman said...

I think the bruins have found the cure for every injury! A whistle! They just jump up ready as the day they were born. They should test it on cancer.

Orangeman said...

Positive #2: Habs remain the last Canadian team to win the Cup (which is kind of pathetic when you think about it, but still).

Orangeman said...

Seriously...

Thomas bobbles the puck. Sedin just stands there and watches. 3rd period, Game 7 of the Finals. Cliche or not, they just don't want it bad enough.

Anonymous said...

canucks are bunch of dirty fuckers. they don't deserve anything but a slap in a face. what a disgrace.

Orangeman said...

Positive #3: the leaf are now the only original 6 team to not have won the Cup since Canada adopted the metric system.

Moey said...

*PROJECTILE VOMIT* a la Linda Blair.

Orangeman said...

Positive #4: Crystal meth exists. And I hear it really does a number on your memory. So it's a Crystal Meth summer. Maybe mix it with ice cream.

Orangeman said...

Yay! Habs last Canadian team to win Lord Stanley!

Hip hip...hoo..ray?

Hello?

Anyone?

Rips it, scores! said...

The Bruins did deserve it, TBH.

I know...... :-(