Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Canucks collapse ~ Dark Ages of hockey return

57 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

best spinal tap album ever

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK im in hell

GoldenGirl11 said...

Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww. I quit.

ezzeloharr said...

Ugh. Few things disgust me as much as this.

Meh.

Bill 10-4 said...

BLEEEAAHHHHHHHH

enjoy your summers

Moey said...

Fuck them. It'll be another 40 years. So what's that now, a grand total of 6? Meh. I know it's not easy, but carry on. They maimed and bullied their way on their march to the Stanley Cup.

Flying Toaster said...

I think i'm gonna be sick...
WV: I need me a spoonful of gediphol for the nausea

Oliversgirl said...

So you think they'll engrave Colin Campbell and Mike Murphy's names on the cup too? Sorry, but someone had to say it...

Oliversgirl said...

So you think they'll engrave Colin Campbell and Mike Murphy's names on the cup too? Sorry, but someone had to say it...

Oliversgirl said...

Sorry for the double post. Damn Blogger.

Number31 said...

Hey look! It's 1994.

Also, VOMIT. Screw you, Meteor.

kevincrumbs said...

You know, I thought this would feel a lot worse but I'm sure I'll change my mind the first time we play the next season.

The optimist in me hopes that this'll spur management and ownership to actually win a cup of our own sometime in the near future. The pessimist in me is already pissed off at all the Boston people on my Facebook feed who have never given a shit about hockey for one moment and now are all OMG!!!!!B'S ROOL... WOOO!!!

Piss off, bandwagoning assholes.

Anonymous said...

Tear gas rolling up Granville St

sigh

JimT said...

Boston Bruins
SC Champions Woooo!

Number31 said...

My god...they're tearing Vancouver apart.

Flying Toaster said...

That riot is absolutely disgusting... I have no pity for those Vancouver fans now that i see what they're doing.

Number31 said...

Full moon + beer + lunar eclipse everywhere else but North America + bridges and transport closed + Scarecrow crazy fear gas = Call Batman. Quick.

HabsFan29 said...

they're talking about Canada on CNN this morning! sure, it's about riots in Vancouver, but still!

Moey said...

Well lookie here, the sun's out! I thought Montreal had exclusive rights to rioting idiots.

Mr. natural said...

don't even know what to say...

Daddy Says said...

ick.
Welcome to the new NHL. Dirty play, intent to injure (multiple times in numerous games) and down right goonery (don't care if that's a word or not).

As for the riots... you only do that when you win, no?
*checks off sign #4 of the end of days, shaved gorillas will rise up*

Boob Gainey said...

Thugs win the thug cup. Yawn.

Steve said...

As I said before its all Obama's fault for greasing Osama, for fucks sake could he not have waited until after the playoffs?

Boston wins the cup, Harper wins the election, and Hudak is in the driver’s seat, a trifecta of misery for Canada. Unfortunately it is very clear that Boston was the better team. Now if the refs were calling penalties and Rome had got two games instead of four, maybe the outcome would have been closer. What do you do if you are Vancouver? If the twins were not injured there is a huge question mark in front of the team’s direction. Luongo, he will be playing in the minors next season. No sane GM is going to put faith in him to go all the way ever again, and at $6 million a year, he is too expensive to sit on the bench. On the very bright side Montreal was a lucky bounce away from beating Boston, and next year if Montreal has a full team, the Cup should return to Canada. All in all the flood of good Karma created with the death of Bin Laden is in equilibrium from all the bad events of the last months.

Hadulf said...

Ya know...I don't feel so bad this morning...

Have a nice summer my dear FHFers...

@Corn : Congrats to you and your team.

@the rest of beantown : YOU (STILL) SUCK!!!

wv : I love yodeling...especially when it goes something like aliolitiiiii...

Steve said...

Its going to be a very short summer only 12 weeks to training camp, and we have a couple of weeks to examine all the 5'9" 160 lb players in the draft to see who will be Montreal's first pick.

Thanks to all the FHF team, and the FHF faithful, I can already see next year is going to be the one.

DIE HARD BRUINS FAN said...

Hey Habs, you whinning pussys! We
Bully and Maimed our way through? Thats hockey you fucking losers...

Hockey is not Diving and Whinning and embelishing every hit. Its about heart, intensity and physically out playing your oppenent.

Until you figure that out and demand it from your team like we do, you will never win again.

PS All your cups are bogus anyway. You won most of them when there was only a few teams and you had dibs on all canadien born players.

YOU SUCK, YOU DIVE, YOU LOSE!

Hadulf said...

Should we feed The Troll? I cannot resist...

@DIE [insert name] bruins...

So our cups are bogus and we won them "...when there was only a few teams...", ok, but how come Boston didn't win them when there were only a few teams, hmmm?

Steve said...

My post of the HuffPUFF

"I am a Montreal fan and think we got robbed. Boston won with NASCAR hockey, it is a sad day for the NHL. They beat Vancouver fair and square but were very lucky the refs respect who is in the front office, and that Louongo had a total meltdown. Boston management has taken a bunch of good Canadian boys and turned them into goons. I am not bitter."

HabsFan29 said...

I was gonna come in and say don't feed the troll but I can't resist either.

On that "only a few teams" argument:

Cups since the 1967 expansion:
Boston: 3
Montreal: 10

In case that math is too hard for you, 10 is more than 3

Anonymous said...

Bruins didn't have dibs on the Candian born players...lol

Steve said...

And Troll, get your facts straight, it was the dead horton that rose up, we did not see Patches again you arsewip. The Pecan should have got a game misconduct for punching with a glove on, not once but 6 times, but the ref does not call it. Its nice having friends in the commish office but this blatent abuse of power will not stand, Mr Molson is going to stand up to Buttman, or look down on him and say, this is not fucking NASCAR, we do not fix games, we do not let goons run wild, it is a mockery of hockey to see a fucking shaved ape within arms length of the Stanley cup. You are still losers Boston, and what goes around comes around, I have given you the big stink eye, stink eye number 17 and it hurts. No soup no cups no saucers for Boston until the Sun goes purple.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Steve said...

@29 I hate math but that makes Montreal mathematically 70% better than Boston at hockey in the post expansion period, and 100% better at Boston at everything else, except maybe bridge repairs.

Anonymous said...

An american trying to explain hockey to a canadian. HAHAHAAHA thanks but no thanks you smelly anal stain. Thomas was amazing and its good to see but you boston fans have to live with the fact that you guys got off the hook on multiple occasions where the opposition did not. You still won the cup but lets not beat our chest too loud cuz you can't call everything a hockey play when your opponents don't have the same opportunity. Congrats you fortunate fucktards.

Hadulf said...

Sort of off topic...

I know absolutely no one, except the NHL brass, likes Bettman...But man did it ruin the mood when he was getting booed while he was presenting the Stanley Cup.

I mean, truth be told, however they did, they won the Cup...The greatest moment of their career and it was sort of diminished by those boos. I felt a little bad for them, just a little.

Hadulf said...

...at least the fans still cheered in respect for the opposing team. I was glad for that.

Steve said...

Buttman should not be allowed into Canada, he is a hockey terrorist.

CamCrunch#8 said...

Hahaha suck it scabs fans!
We destroyed you on the way to lifting Lord Stanley's mug!
We've had to listen to you all these years, at least have some maturity and grace to shut the France up!
Bruins can't win the cup without interference from the league?
That is such insane, paranoid self-rationalization, and exposes you for the mindless LOSERS that you are.
Get ready for a decade of bruin domination!

Steve said...

@Camcrunches, your delusional, you beat us after 3 times in overtime and all the calls against us, with our two best defensman and best powerforward injured. Your domination is your hand in your pants.

soperman said...

@ CamCrunch#8

Someone should explain that a "decade" is ten years, not "the rest of the summer".

Not Geoff Molson said...

Wonders if Toronto would riot like Vancouver in the Stanley Cup...wait who am I kidding-PK Subban brings the cup to TO as a Hab before the leafs win it again.

And I don't know what all the riots were for-the BC Lions won their pre-season game...

Jaybird said...

@ DIE HARD

WTF is whinning? Not even a word asshole.

And Marchand, Bergeron and Krejci are three of the biggest divers in hockey. Its funny Bruins fans call us divers when Bruins fans don't know how a proper game is reffed. Enjoy your tainted cup.

Hadulf said...

Oy...CamCrunch#8...

you "destroyed" us...That is true. If by destroyed you meant purposely injuring our players. I believe that.

And I hardly think a Game 7 win, in OT, on a deflected shot, a "destruction".

moeman said...

broonz fans are a funny lot, funny sad.

bea.habs.fan said...

glad to see that somethings never change whether one comes to these warm climes or not.

bruins fans are assholes who come to gloat on a website dedicated to a hockey team they eliminated in round 1.
GET A FUCKING LIFE asswipes.

on the other hand I'm so looking forward to the Bruins fucking up next year

moeman said...

http://mlkshk.com/p/3HJY

Le Douze said...

@Anon 12:07 - right on. Much as I hate to admit it, Timmeh was boss. Rest of the team? bunch of brutish fuckin' hypocrites - they'll run you and spear you and slash you then complain that you're a diver when you wobble. Marchand and Lucic and Chara et al can go take a flying fuck. When is the standard of officiating gonna be consistent?

Docciavelli said...

Finals were a joke. Officiating totally took the series off. I'm not a fan of the tickey-tack calls usually made during the regular season, but FFS, try to be a bit consistent. in the '08 and '09 finals when my beloved Pens played against the Wings, there were definitely some Reg. Season calls that were let go, but not to the level I saw over the past two weeks. Lemieux's comment kept coming back to me during this series: "garage hockey."

Steve said...

Yes like frogs in a heating pan the NHL cooked the Bruins to victory. Well fuck you buttman, we did not all vote for Harper and we can see shit is not perfume.

Orangeman said...

On my way to work this morning I passed a bunch of guys who are always out having a smoke break at that time. Today for the first time all of them were wearing Bruins jerseys and a couple even had the flags on their cars. This, to me, illustrates the typical Bahston fan. Not even the day of Game 7 were these guys supporting their team (and why do all 7 guys support an out of town hockey club, I don't know) but once it's official they're in your face.

Meanwhile other fans are on obscure (sorry guys) Habs blogs shit talking. Inferiority complex much?

For the love of God, please don't have the Habs play Boston's home opener and have the indignity of watching those thugs raise their stolen banner. But let's remember, even the Broad Street Bullies won a couple before the hockey gods corrected the world by presiding over yet another Hab Dynasty.

Orangeman said...

Boston fan on the Yankees: "THEY WIN BECAUSE THEY BUY ALL THE TALENT!"

Boston fan on the Habs: "THEY WIN BECAUSE ALL THEIR TALENT IS HOME GROWN!"

It's time to realize that your city has no talent or money. Or class, but that's another discussion.

Mr. natural said...

OK back home now and it has all sunk in a little. Trolls aside:

1. Congrats to all Bruins and their fans, you won.
2. Toughest and sketchiest series was against Habs, one bounce going our way instead of theirs and we advance.
3. We never should have let it go to 7 after winning the first two in Boston.
4. The 'nucks did not deserve to win this series, they were woefully out played in the last 5 games.
5. Bad refereeing is part of the game, some years worse than others, winners overcome it.
6.Habs have a good core of players and believe me NO ONE wants to meet them in the playoffs even if they back in on the last day.
7.Carey Price will win a Cup in his career.

Man I'm getting reasonable in my old age.

Anyway enjoy the summer and get ready for the roller coaster you will ride for 82 games starting October, it's gonna a be a blast!

Thanks to all for a GREAT season.

Mr. natural said...

...oh yeah and...

Die PHucktards Die!

That is all.

Steve said...

Shit is not perfume
smell that shit
yes its not perfume
we live in that shit
and it is not perfume
when will our nostrils
breath some free air
well the answer my friend
is blowing in the wind
and will you accept
that you dont need a weatherman
to know which way the wind blows
and if you capture an economist
he will take your watch
and do a complicated matrix
that tells you the time is running low
I mean you an me starting at the apostolic
and knowing its not real
we are going to have to live
like hippies kissing deals where
there is no doubt the lights are going out
so no no no dont invest in the current state
take your money and buy all kinds of garden rakes
cause the big collapse is comming
where paper money ruled over sweat on the pig farm that let Mcdonalds rule.
Amd no no no dont believe the talking head fools
cause they are selling you financial cigarettes
and stock option that are boils
I gotta give myself some rope
to ring in all the fools'
who stride above our world
like Thor before the jokster rules
Take down all that is easy
and wonder about how hard
it would to be if suddenly
1850 was dropped upon your yard
I think I talk about insanity
with my Julienne rants
However could it be I am the only one
who does not take Prozac to make his way to have the day in the important paper pusher grants.
So I will conclude I am the dude
that can eat birch bark
and skin a moose and feel reel loose, if wall street makes a tragic remark.

Yeah Boston winning knocked a screw loose

Steve said...

What I have to say about diving, I think its for the most part a COMCAST plot to legitimize NASCAR hockey. If any Montreal Canadian every took a dive I would think the bronze statues would not survive.

Orangeman said...

Wait, I just got it. FOUR Habs fans is FOR Habs Fans. This blog is FOR Habs Fans. Made by FOUR Habs Fans. I seriosly just got this looking at the title in the tab bar.

Wait, is that on purpose or did I just read too far into it.

Sorry, I havent been sober since seeing a shaved primate lift the Cup last night.

Number31 said...

What's a matter, kids... Can't find a Canucks blog? Your team just beat the Canucks not the Canadiens. There's a difference. You had your chance to troll here earlier in series #1.

Whatevs.

Bo Bowling is a pretty awesome name for a football player.

andie said...

@31

i'm a bruins fan but i read here (and occasionally post) because y'all are fucking hilarious. homers, but hilarious. but i'm not an asshole, so rather than shove shit in your face, i'll just say, can't wait to play you next october!

(ps, and gill is a mistake. an expensive one. we've been there, done that.)

Number31 said...

@andie
Oy! The Hal Gill of 14 years ago is not the Hal Gill of today. No one can replicate a fallen tree better than he.

Actually that reminds me. The other day a guy at the PVM food court was wearing a Gill shirt. I wanted to high-five him but his hands were full of Subway so I didn't.