Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Morning Skate for Wednesday, May 20th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of finding a human ancestor fossil...
  • Well the Hawks are fucked now. They outplayed the Wings, they came up with a clutch goal to tie it in the third, they outshot them, they outworked them, they overcame some shitty reffing... and they lost. One crappy play at the blue line in OT by Brian Campbell leads to a 3 on 1 rush by the Wings and it was over. 3-2 final;
  • In the Phoenix bankruptcy thingy, the judge basically says he's too lazy or bored to decide anything, tells everyone to take a time out, come back later and go to mediation.
There is no hockey tonight. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

7 comments:

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

There's Rimouski Oceanic vs. Drummondville Votiguers, if you're watching the Memorial Cup.

Robbie said...

No Hockey! Ah Fuck, anyone got directions to my genitals? I think i left them on the coffee table in 1979...but i threw out the fucking table...CRAP! I knew i might need them again sometime..fuck,fuck,fuck

Hawks unfortunately are fucked...hate to think i have to watch a Wings-Birds Cup...I'm thinking golf right now.

moeman said...

Plenty of time to knock wood!

Moey said...

@Moeman,

Caution - Don't knock too hard unless you want this to happen:

Some tradition has it that knocking up on wood would awaken and release the (benevolent) wood faeries that dwelt there.

(from Wikipedia)

TH-TO said...

In other news that is only fun in a grinding-your-teeth-into-powder kind of way...

http://www.nationalpost.com/story.html?id=1610630

Verif: whirio (which, in the verification box, looks perilously close to whino...)

Senators Lost Cojones said...
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Senators Lost Cojones said...

Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.*takes quick peek under covers*

Well, I'll be damned...