Friday, May 29, 2009

The Morning Skate is psyched for the weekend for Friday, May 29th

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of suspicious packages in the Métro...
  • La Presse seems to think it has an exclusive when it says Gainey can't hire a coach or sign some of our FA's until the ownership situation is straightened out. Like that's news;
  • TSN has their off-season plan for the Habs all set out. Hint: it includes signing players. The full FA list is in there, and while we've all talked about it, actually seeing the list is pretty scary.
Hey, did you know the Finals start this weekend? No, we swear it's true. As a result, we are possibly suspending Sexy Friday so it can be replaced by actual hockey analysis. We've got rumours one of the HF's is working on a Finals preview. Hockey analysis??? We'll believe it when we see it.

10 comments:

Boob Gainey said...

Isn't it going to take months before the sale goes through? Surely he can't wait that long.

Kmaxx said...

Hang on...I thought the team wasn't up for sale...? Wish someone would make up their mind!!

Boob Gainey said...

Zidane et copains coming to Montreal June 28.

Subjects to avoid when greeting Zizou:

1. Marco Materazzi.

2. Zizou's sister, and the fact that you wouldn't mind seeing her naked.

Habsfan1993 said...

How dare you sirs. I demand Sexy Friday proceed as usual.
So let it be written, so let it be done.

Word verif: "diatets" as in, the latin word for a pair o' teets.

KML said...

Why do I have a nasty hunch that our top line next year will consist of a Zombie and two unattractive tits?

The strange thing is that I also get the impression that Fat Cari Whale will shine behind a team with no expectations.

/realizes it's still May

moeman said...

A pair for Hf1993.

Robbie said...

Maybe as Bobby waits for the fucking sale non sale he could look into signing some minor league contracts to some of the cast of "les Boys" and while he is at it i think the Hanson Brothers are on the market, wait a fucking minute we could sign Will Ferrell to a 1 year contract and he could play the part of a gay French-Russian goal scorer and he can strip down naked after receiving a serious body check and skate around screaming in a mix of French and Russian, my rotator cuff, my rotator cuff".. ""Help me Maurice Richard help me Guy Lafleur"" For fuck sakes this fucking nonsense of a team just gets more stupid by the hour.

Robbie said...

Oh and guys i know its Friday but you think you could dig up a couple of Hottie Lesbian photos it would be a nice way to start the weekend.

Moey said...

@Robbie,

You're getting your knickers in a twist and there hasn't been a single word that's come out of the Habs organization / management. Where is this nonsense that you speak of? It's all coming from the media, blogs and Guy 'effen Lafleur.

kevincrumbs said...

Toronto Sun is suggesting that Burke sign Komi. I would sort of love to see them completely overpay for Komi.