Friday, May 29, 2009

Tits are in the clear

While we wait for the big Finals preview, here's a little tidbit for you. RDS is reporting that the Montreal cops have gone through all the phone conversations (BURN THE TAPES), and Big Tits, Little Tits, and The Hamr will not be charged with any criminal wrongdoing stemming from their association with "alleged" mobster and drug dealer Pasquale Mangiola. Whew, I guess.

The Tits brothers could not be reached for comment, as they were last seen getting out of a Bentley and going into a bar with a bevy of hot chicks.

11 comments:

Habsfan10 said...

P.S.

Fuck Grabovski. Why? Because fuck him, that's why.

Habsfan10 said...

P.P.S.

Holy hell, that pic is excellent.

Boob Gainey said...

There are two viewpoints regarding tits:

1. "There's Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, Jumbo, and Just Right".

2. "Anything more than a handful is a waste."

Where do the 4 Habs Fans stand?

HabsFan29 said...

@Boob (heh) - for myself, I really have no preference. I like them all! From grapes to cantaloupes, the breast is a beautiful thing.

moeman said...

A handful is a mouthful.

Not a fan of the big breasts, nor the fake ones.

Moey said...

@moeman,

Good on you, those are just saline filled watermelons.

Habsfan10 said...

I like watermelons. Also, tits.

Word verification is, I kid you not: sifillis.

As in, a lot of those ladies in the strip club with the saline-filled watermelons may also have sifillis.

HabsFan29 said...

im sure that preview is coming any minute now kids!

but my brain may be rotting with sifillis

punkster said...

My heavens man, you gotta stop with these motivational posters. The motivation is, well, damn motivational, if you get my meanin (if you catch my drift).
Word verif: trana...oh, never mind...it's just too easy.

TH-TO said...

in the spirit of this week's Scripp's Spelling Bee...

isn't it spelled 'syphillis?

Geoff said...

"TH-TO said...

in the spirit of this week's Scripp's Spelling Bee...

isn't it spelled 'syphillis?"

No, the actual spelling is 'Lucic'